The King of Soldier and Beautiful CEO

"I don't want to eat snacks. Besides, snacks can be compared with panacea."

Qin song see light god wake up, surprise look outside, "but read in your share of the animal, I don't want to worry about with you in general."

Light God heard, can not help but cut a, "why, look down on me? In some aspects, I am not inferior to you."

"If you talk big, you don't have to show your teeth. What is it?"

"The simplest tongue twister, I can make you downbeat." Recently, Guangshen has been addicted to tongue twisters, and has made great efforts secretly. In addition, he is born with a natural talent in speech. Therefore, speaking of tongue twisters is quite decent, which is no worse than those famous crosstalk actors.

"I don't believe it."

"Let's have a contest and let you win."

Light God Xinkou to: "gray fertilizer will volatilize, black fertilizer will ash."

"Who can't? I've practiced it before."

For the most well-known tongue twister, Qin song has also known about it, so I repeat it with the God of light. It's not a bad word, with 100% accuracy.

"My little sister can. I'm impressed."

If the God of light had long hands, he would have raised his thumb.

"Not convinced." Qin song has become a bit full of confidence.

Light God did not want to think, blurted out: "of course not convinced, since this kind of tongue twister makes you will, then I will change."

"Well, little sister, I'll accompany you to the end. I don't believe me. But you're a semi Buddhist monk."

"Then you can listen."

The light God's brain quickly revolves, finally said a series of very classic tongue twisters. "In the South came a Lama with five catties of sole leech in his hand, and a mute in the north with a trumpet pinned to his waist. The Lama who holds the sole leech wants to replace the trumpet of the mute with a trumpet. The mute with the trumpet is not willing to exchange the trumpet for the sole of the Lama with the trumpet. When the Lama with a trumpet pulled out his horn, he gave it to the monk with a trumpet. I don't know whether the Lama with the trumpet hit the one with the loudspeaker or the one with the loudspeaker. The Lama goes home to stew sole and leech, and the mute goes home to play the trumpet

“……”

Silence half ring, Qin song raised the thumb, "convinced."

She had heard of this tongue twister, but it was so obstinate that she could hardly read it, so she could only give it up bitterly.

"Well, I'll try again." The God of light seemed a little elated.

"Little sample, look at you, I also come out."

Qin song's competitive heart was inspired.

Her brain quickly turned, and then she said, "Niulang loves Liu Niang, Liu Niang loves Niulang, Niulang reads liuniang every year, liuniang falls in love with Niulang every year, Lang Niang comes to love Lang

After finishing her speech very fluently, she raised her eyebrows towards the God of light, which seemed to be a provocation.

"The cowherd loves the cow --"

when God opens his mouth, he makes a mistake, which is really embarrassing.

"This I'm not convinced. Try again. "

It then tried again, but things didn't get better. The tongue was like a knot, and it couldn't straighten at all.

"Niuniu Niuniu wool, oh, it's really abnormal. It's not fun at all. If you don't play, you can't play."

After several successive failures, the God of light was finally disheartened and chose to give up and lose.

"Yes

"Qin Feng song is very excited

"You are suitable for bullying small animals."

Ye Feng is also drunk, "you two are boring."

However, Qin song and the God of light responded with one voice, "not boring, very interesting."

"In this case, I will produce some couplets. If you can make couplets, I will be convinced."

"Well, I like couplets."

"Come as you please. Whoever is afraid of others."

Both the song of Qin Dynasty and the God of light chose to fight with great interest.

"Then you two have to listen."

Ye Feng thought for a while, first out of the first couplet: "you West Lake to pick up the tin pot, tin pot off the West Lake, tin pot cherish."

This is the eternal absolute, which has been handed down for thousands of years. It is hard to imagine how difficult it is.

"This --"

Qin song fell into a deep meditation, thinking for a long time, the mind was like a paste, and could not think of any answer at all.

She grinned cunningly at the God of light: "I'll give you this opportunity."

"I'm so smart, of course --"

with an embarrassed grin, "I won't either."

Because the first couplet is really too difficult. It is estimated that the person who can produce the second couplet neatly is still not born in the womb."Not satisfied." Ye Feng was almost overjoyed.

"I'll take it for a while, and you'll announce the answer."

The light God's heart is unwilling, but it can't help, it can't wait to ask.

Ye Feng shook his head: "wait for you to think slowly later, I will not say the second couplet."

In fact, what is the second couplet, even he himself is not clear, perhaps, thousands of years have passed, until now, there is still no satisfactory second couplet.

"Come again, change another, I don't believe, I will be baffled twice."

Qin song urged, "brother Feng, go on with the topic."

"Let me see."

In Ye Feng's mind, another classic couplet quickly appeared: "the first couplet is that the moon shines on the screen window, and each hole is bright." It is said that Ji Xiaolan, the chief editor of Sikuquanshu in the period of Qianlong in Qing Dynasty, once said that there was no wrong in the world, so his wife made this couplet, saying: the moon shines on the screen, and every one is bright and bright. This couplet is really hard to defeat the quick witted talents. Later, someone added the word "Ming" before the word "month", which made it more difficult for those who wrote the second couplet.

The difficulty lies in the seven characters of "every Kongming Zhuge Liang". "All Kongming" is equal to "ZHUGE (GE) Liang", and "ZHUGE Liang" is a person's name, "Kongming" is the character of "Liang".

"Crazy, crazy, I'm going to go crazy."

Qin GE's face is hard to show. She has racked her brain for a long time, but there is still no answer. The Chinese language is broad and profound. Today, she is completely knowledgeable.

Even Ji Xiaolan can be defeated. The difficulty of this couplet is conceivable.

The light God murmured in his mouth, frowned and pondered, but could not say the second couplet.

After a good half sound, it is still difficult to come up with the answer, feeling that the head is messy and almost exploding. Ye Feng looked at the time and urged: "God of light, then you, like you, such a clever and extremely clever guy, a child prodigy in the world of six winged flying dragons, should not be baffled."

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