The Kpop Otaku's Dream

As the male voice seems to echo through the room, Irene pushes me away from her.

Her flustered appearance really makes me want to murder the person who just blocked my happy times.

I get up from the couch and steady myself. Irene fixes herself and calms down once more returning to the calm and collected ice princess I know and love.

I head towards the intercom and see 3 figures. One guy and Two girls hovering by the screen. I recognize them instantly. The girl are Irene's friends who always seem to be around her and the guy is the annoying tall dude Jaebum.

"Jaebum! What you doing here?"

"Min-seo said that Irene is tutoring you. We are here to help", he says with a bright smile

'Yeah right! you are obviously here to be a third wheel'

I sigh and turn to Irene. My eyes show my disappointment.

"I pressed the gate, come up to the top floor. The door is open"

I turn the intercom off and head back to where Irene is seated.

"You invited people to my house?" I ask her condescendingly

And like a little lamb getting ready for slaughter. Who knows she has down wrong answers, "I just told them I'm tutoring you, I .... didn't...."

"How do they know my address then?" I proceed to question

"I ... told hayoon. She wanted to know."

"Giving away my personal information without my permission miss Bae. That wasn't nice" I smirk

She looks at me with that wronged expression. Ahhh its so cute. I can't help but want to tease.

Author: MC! Please portray the role of a black-bellied CEO. And stop trying to parody 50 shades of gray

MC: You the one who created my character. I'm just filling in the blanks *drool* *drool*

Author: Prepare ... To ... Be .... Retconned!

Just as I was warming up to go on the offensive. I hear the door opening and see three people enter.

The tall guy with the annoying face and stupid expression is obviously Jaebum.

The girl following, whose appearance can only be described as cute. I mean everything she has on reminds me of hello kitty, what's with the pink bow? Is Min-seo.

And the taller girl with glasses and a bright expression is Hayoon. She really has all the makings of a hot teacher I think.

I turn to them and ask " Jaebum what brings you guys here?"

He looks at me and straightforwardly answers, "to learn"

'As if, I already know you the top of the grade"

I just ignore his response and say to the girls "Hey, you're Baechu's friends right. We haven't talked much. Nice to meet you"

Irene suddenly nudges me. I face her and she has a weird expression plastered on her. Oblivious to the monumental error I just made. I want to continue talking before I'm interrupted by three voices in harmony

Min-seo and Hayoon simultaneously question "Cabbage (Baechu)!? Who? BAECHU?"

'Ooops'

'Houston we have a problem'

'I keep slipping. First I told Jaebum and now these two!'

'Curse my damn lips!' I really can't help it though.

I REALLY REALLY WANT TO SHOW OFF!

Anyway, accepting my fate.

I sigh and resign myself to a barrage of questions. The first to start is Hayoon

"Dylan, You call hyun-ah baechu?"

I nod and she squeals.

This leads to Min-seo asking

"Does she also have a nickname for you?"

I look at Irene for a second and she has a similar 'it was inevitable' look . So I nod again which prompts another bout of squealing.

This doesn't stop her however as Min-seo presses on

"What is it? What is it?"

In the smallest voice I've ever used I say

"Dypa"

Which causes her to lose cool and she keeps muttering cute over and over like some satanic spell

It's now time for the Final Boss.

Jaebum looks at me and then Irene. It is the first time that he has seen the Ice princess facade melt. He decides to drop the big bomb and asks

"Are you two ... dating?"