The Kpop Otaku's Dream

*Sigh*

I'm still a virgin you know! Untainted! Pure! Divine!

Not by choice, I must admit.

Rather it was forced on me, by the little tyrant ruler.

Yoona is currently freaking out over there. I can see her struggle.

Deciding to embrace the magical reality wherein Yoona and I have a kid, I step in to intervene while playing the fool.

Reaching out for Yoona and I grab her close to me. Gazing lovingly at her, I then start patting her stomach.

"Honey, don't get agitated. You'll scare the little one"

This causes BoA noona to nearly break down at my 'confession'.

I can't help but laugh at her shocked face when Yoona smacks me across her head,

"BoA-unni, We aren't dating! There's no scandal! Well there kind-of is but it's not me. It's him" she explains.

I flash my puppy dog eyes and say "Hey it's not a scandal! and I'm here for business!"

Yoona looks at me skeptically, "Business? If that's what you call begging for forgiveness these days then I guess so be it."

"I'm serious, it's business. The other thing is a separate issue"

BoA still stunned makes no noise while we bicker and leave her by herself.

....

CEO LEE SOO-MAN

Standing outside the door, Yoona knocks and just enters.

At the far end of the room, an middle aged scholarly looking man is buried under a mountain of paperwork. His round head pops up and a smile escapes his face when he she's the person who enters the room.

"Yoona-ssi! What's the matter that you have to come disturb me so early?" he says teasingly

"Teacher! It's not me, it's him" She points at me, "He has some business with you?"

"With me?" He looks puzzled

"Yes, Mr lee."

He thinks for a second, looks at his watch , nods his head then claps his hands together, " I got time. Let me hear what you have to say?"

Looking at Yoona I signal her that we will be dealing with personal issues now so it would be better If she excuses herself. She obliges and shortly thereafter it's just Mr.Lee and I left in the room.

He stands up from his seat and makes his way over to the seating area where he pours him a glass of water. I sit across from him and feel the scrunched up leather.

"So boy? Are you going to sit in silence or actually talk"

'Deep breaths Dylan'

'Deep breaths'

"Mr. Lee. I'm Dylan Park"

"Nice to meet you, Dylan, so why are you here?"

"I've heard that your company has been looking for a building in Cheongdam-dong" I say nervously. This is a bluff. I've heard nothing but I know SM entertainment will be moving in 2010.

His eyes bulge under his glasses, but he remains calm outward. Taking a sip of water, he looks towards me, "And? What else did you want to tell me?"

"I have something that might interest you." Reaching into my bag, I take out a folder and hand him it

He gives it a once over, and asks "Is this yours?"

"Yes, sir"

"How much?" He asks sternly

If you are wondering what I handed him, it's the title deed for the building S.M would have moved into/will move into. I bought it a while ago thinking it was going to be a great investment opportunity.

Smiling at the fact his taken the bait, I can't help but crack a smug smile when I say, "It's a gift"

This causes him to immediately raise his eyebrows, "A gift? No one just gives someone 6 billion won (5.7 million dollars)"

Laughingly I ignore his statement and take out another similarly sized folder.

"What's that now? another gift?" He asks

"It's less of a gift and more of an opportunity" I say, handing it to him.

Taking the folder, he starts reading the document. For the next couple of minutes I just sit silently and can feel my hands begin to clump with sweat.

Finally turning his face away from the documents, he opens his mouth and begins speaking, "Before I say yes or no. Tell me who you are"

I knew he'd be suspicious. I takemy phone out and type in my name. I then slide my phone across the coffee table where his glass now stands empty.

He looks at the screen and she's the Wikipedia pages for 'both' Dylan Parks.

After looking at the screen, he asks "So you are an actor?"

I grin, " Yes and no sir. I'm Dylan Park. The majority shareholder of S group. Whose currently worth 58 029 billion won (41 billion dollars). Who is also an actor."

No longer the composed CEO, he is floundering about, "You are... are...are"

"So sir, about the offer I made? What's your answer?" I ask, already knowing the answer.

Standing up as soon as I finish speaking, he excitingly grabs my hand and starts shaking it vigorously. He has a huge smile on his face as he says,

"Welcome to S.M entertainment.... Executive Vice President Park"