The Kpop Otaku's Dream

Yoona is the first two initiate contact, "Annyeonghaseyo Unnie " She says while bowing down extra low.

Is it just me or she emphasizing Chae-wons age?

Chae-won responds with a simple "'Annyeong", looking aggitated at Yoonas extra respect

"Dylan-ah, Is this the person you wanted to introduce me to?" She asks

"Uhh no, it's Seungi-Hyung. His over there!" I point in his direction.

Yoona forcefully drags me in that direction and I can only offer Chae-won a look of remorse.

Those around who watch me get 'woman'-handled can't stop but chuckle in delight.

"Hyung! Save me from this evil creature!" I plea with all my heart and sould

"What evil creature? All I see is a fairy maiden" Seungi responds

"Oh please! She's 100% a goblin" I answer

"Hey! how am I a goblin? I'm way too tall. They are short aren't they" Yoona says

"Uhm depends on the mythology. But I take it you don't deny you have the looks for one" I answer her straightforwardly

"Dylan! " She tries to hit me, but my motor skills don't allow her to touch me. I dodge her approaching swing, and instead of making contact with me. The intended target, she slaps Seungi-hyung in the face. Hard enough to leave a handprint!

.....Silence..........

Yoona immediately starts freaking out , "I'm really sorry I didn't mean too!" and tries to offer help however she can

I on the other hand trace the outline thats imprinted on Seungi's face. "Wow Yoona , your fingers are very slim!" I comment

After I second to process what just happend Seungi winces in pain and then..... "Waaah! I got touchedby Saesumi (deer)!" Jumping for joy he grabs my hands and hops up and down

"Saesumi? What's that?" I ask

"It's my nickname.... " Yoona looks unbemused.

"A better nickname should be Him Yoona (strong yoona), seeing that right hand you got?" I start shadowboxing with an invisible opponent.

"That's my nickname too" She says

"Really? Wow !? So the world knows what type of person you are"

Seungi, steps forward to defend her, "Strong, independent, woman are the best type Dylan!"

Seungi-hyung I can't believe you are such a fanboy that you even find a girl slapping you a happy moment. I shake my head, 'Wait maybe he is a Masochist?'

I picture Suengi being tied up and with a ball gag in his mouth while a female dressed in leather slaps him with a whip .

Why do I think that may just be his style?

Seungi notices my 'concerned' expression. "Dylan, you are not thinking anything weird, are you?"

I shake my head while closing my eyes efore offering him a blank expression, "Whatever your life style is Hyung. I will always respect you"

While his still mulling over my response, I take the opportunity to introduce the two, "Yoona , this is Lee Seungi... Seungi this is Yoona"

Seungi laughs , "Dylan we know each other. We are both singers , we promoted together even way back in 2007. besides we were also on Happiness In ￦10,000, do you remember?"

"Yes Oppa" She answers

So they knew each other from before SBS strong heart. We'll thats obvious.

"Yoona who are you closer with, me or Seungi-hyung?" I ask

"Obviously, you. Only 2 males have my number. You and the manager oppa" She says

I proudly parade my status as Yoona's closest male-friend over Seungi, "Aww shame Hyung, it doesn't matter that you met her first."

I continue, "Yoona do you know that you are Seungi Hyungs Ideal type?"

She nods and blushes from embarrasment, "Yeah... he said it quiet a few times before"

"I don't think you two would work out" I say

"Dylan, watch your mouth" Seungi threatens me.

"Hey you guys would probably be cute , but I give the relationship 2 years max!" I smile thinking of my very accurate 'prediction'

"So Yoona , whats your Ideal type??" I ask

She takes little to no time to answer, "It used to be Takuya Kimura..."

"The Japanese actor? His a total pretty boy. Seems like you are out of luck Hyung" I say

"Open your ears dylan. Listen, she said *used to be*" Seungi politely informs me.

"Oh did she? Then yoona whose your new ideal??" I ask

Yoona lifts her hands and slowly lifts her hands slowly to indicate to the man next to her

"ME/Him!?" Seungi/I ask shocked.

Yoona nods her head.

"Why though?" Seungi asks

Yoona looks at him like his just asked a stupid question, "Isn't it obvious?" She motions with her hand over her face. The universal sign for looks.

At this point its obvious the guy she's refering to me.

Seems like in this life the exes won't even get to be exes due to my prescence.

'CONDOLONCES! Seungi-hyung!'

Seungi is instantly deflated.

I do a quick online search and recite the following number "010 0101 XXX"

"What's that?" Yoona asks

"A number for a plastic sergeon..." I laugh, "Suengi-Hyung clearly needs it" I tease

"DYLAN!!"