The KPOP Otaku's Noona Fantasy

Now since I have my work life all planned out and settled. I think it's time to get my waifu situation sorted.

It's time to begin phase two of my Irene capturing plan into full gear.

*Saturday Morning*

I check my watch and its 9 am. I'm currently in the town square, sitting on a bench next to a statue of a historical figure. It is early morning but I can still see quite a few people around.

A few people have been taking casual glances. A foreigner even came up to me and requested a picture. Why you ask? Isn't it obvious? .... because I'm just so handsome.

Author: MC can you please get to the point already, the readers don't want to hear that.

MC: It's called self promotion! you make people want it even when they don't.

Author: That's not called self promotion. Thats called propaganda.

MC: It's not propaganda when it's true!

Anyway where was I?

It's a relatively cool spring day. So i'm wearing a dark patterned black jeans with a white fleeced polo neck. Both are custom made, so it looks better than any outfit displayed on the mannequins.

The agreed meeting time was 9:30 but since it's the first time I was invited out by 'friends'. I guess I'm a little too excited.

The class apparently decided, that in order to welcome me, we will be going to the amusement park today. Of course I footed the bill on excuse that I just happened to know someone.

Irene, looked a little suspicious. I mean she knows I carry $2000 dollars on me like its change. She probably thinks I was doing it to show off.

A few minutes later, I hear a girls voice shout and see her running to me before jumping into my embrace. I pat her head.

"Good Morning, Chae-hyun"

"Morning Big Brother, noona said you invited us to go to the amusement park today?"

I smile and look in the direction of Irene, whose trailing behind. Her current appearance was truly breathtaking and capable of stealing hearts with just a single glance. She was wearing a flowery dress with a big bow, her hair was hanging loose to her shoulders and it looked like she was even wearing a little make-up. She is truly ephemeral.

You must know that Irene originally didn't want to tag along but I played dirty and used the ultimate move.

I invited her little sister. You must know, that Irene really adores her sister and will do anything to please her. So saying I wasn't inviting her but little chae-hyun would work 10/10 times.

I turn to Chae-hyun.

"Yes, big brother has been waiting patiently"

Irene takes a seat next to us. While Chae-hyun and I begin speaking about her week. I listen to how she's joined the cheer team and even had a love letter sent to her. Those middle school boys are really have .... good taste.

Eventually the entire gang from school is here minus a few people whose coming later. We proceed to head inside and set up a base camp where we will meet again for lunch.

I'm finding that by bring Chae-hyun, was actually a masterstroke. She has served well as both a pest repellent and Irene attractant.

The girls from class who had tried to get close to me, have been let down as Chae-hyun has clearly been marking her territory, leaving them with to no option but to retreat at this point in time.

*Cue Montage*

Everyone seems to have fun, nonetheless. We went on all the type of rides and slides. I paid for everyone's lunch at Mc D's. Even the guys seem to like me better now. We buy a few souveniers and the big group gradually dwindles down as people begin to leave.

As its heading to 5pm, I tell Irene that I'll be taking them home today.

I even went to buy a car yesterday. A Bentley Continental GT. When I told the clerk, I'll be taking one. He seemed way to overjoyed, I figured the commission he'd be getting must be pretty good.

Author: Before you ask, YES , I know I went on a rant about cars and motorcycles a couple chapters back but hey that was just for word count, I don't actually have a preference,

MC: I knew you were spouting crap when you were all "driving and riding is sooo different!"

Author: Message Ignored. *Beeep*

I obviously won't tell Irene that I bought a car just to be able to take her home right. She looks like she wants to decline but Chae-hyun comes to my rescue again and pleads with her.

'Chae-hyun! I love you, the ultimate loli baba wingman'

Irene does however refuse to sit in front with me, but rather sits in the backseat with Chae-hyun. It's clearly been a long day and before we even leave the parking lot Chae-hyun's head is resting on her lap.

She really looks like MOMrene right now, that's her nickname in Red velvet because it's said that she's been raising her younger members.

I turn up the radio and music starts to play. Irene rolls down the window a bit, as if to feel the wind and strokes Chae-hyun's hair like a cat. She see's me looking at her via the dashboard mirror and turns sturn.....