The Lame Daoist Priest

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Combined with the back view I saw last night, I feel 80% similar to Gao Yu!

I pretended to be concerned and asked: "Chairman, how did you hurt this? I remember when I searched for a thousand-year-old corpse a few days ago, you didn't seem to leave the village to protect the doctor?"

"This injury was accidentally scratched a few days ago." Gao Yu smiled and quickly changed the subject: "I'm a little injured, don't bother all the Taoists, let's continue to talk about the thousand-year-old corpse." . "

He is deliberately changing the subject! !

Before I continue to ask questions, Gao Yu said first, "Do you have any good countermeasures?"

The cheap man raised his hand and said: "I have a way! Since three people in a group will be killed by the thousand-year-old corpse, then we will change to a group of five! At the same time, each team must bring a master! Like Me, Senior Brother, or Qingyang Taoist! "

Bald middle-aged man flicked his flowing hair, saying yes, he is also a master!

"Well, the proposal of a group of five is quite good." Gao Yu agreed.

"And there are still, we can take some ropes, candles and other items among the farmers. If we can tie the thousand-year-old corpse to the tree, then it will be dead! We will all be on the lookout and we can take care of it. A strong condemnation! "Said the mean man.

After three minutes.

Under our deliberation, we decided to adopt the strategy of cheap men, a group of five, there are thirty-five people, just divided into seven groups, and more coincidentally, the Taoist Association has just six elders here, six elders and the association Each leader leads a team.

Song Lao came to our team, and a young man was divided into groups of five.

After the group was divided, the crowd dispersed, but my eyes were always on Gao Yu's back. Gao Yu's figure was 80% similar to that of last night, but his posture was different.

Song Lao asked, "What are you looking at?"

"Nothing, the female doctor is good." Of course I would not tell him, I was looking at Gao Yu.

The middle-aged bald man glanced at the back of the female doctor and said with a lip, "She? Can only say that it's okay, I can't compare with my fiancee, my fiancee looks like a female star!"

The cheap man asked with interest: "Who does it look like?"

The bald-headed brothers are full of self-confidence and said, "Han! Red!"

Well, personal aesthetic views are different.

We went back to the farmhouse, simply got some food, and then went into the mountain, looking for the trace of the thousand-year-old corpse. I decided to imply Mr. Song, and asked him why he came to me, so I smiled: "Old Mr. Song, I will tell you a joke. There was a woodcutter before.

Before I finished speaking, the cheap man interrupted: "Brother, I said you can be a bit new? I have heard 86 versions of this joke! You are not funny, let me tell you one! Hahaha ... You see, I haven't waited to talk, haha ​​... just laugh like this. "

The cheap man laughed again for a while, and then said: "In one car accident, Xiao Ming lost one leg, in another car accident, Xiao Ming lost one leg, in another car accident, Xiao Ming lost another leg, in the last car accident , Xiaoming lost the last leg, haha, guess what?

I have been speechless for a long time, too lazy to ignore him.

The balding brother thought for a while and guessed: "Because Xiaoming is telling a joke?"

"NO! Because Xiaoming is a stupid dog! Hahaha ..." The cheap man laughed for more than ten seconds, and the laughter came to an abrupt end! He finally realized something was wrong! For a while, his expression was as ugly as eating a fly. . .

I was not in the mood to ask again because of him.

The next day, noon.

After searching for nearly thirty hours, nothing was found. While we were about to go home, we suddenly heard a roar of a zombie coming from afar!

Song Lao said: "Go and see!"

I took a big step and rushed towards the roar with full speed! It took a few seconds to pull away from Song Lao and others!

I ran for about five minutes and found that two figures in front were fighting! I ran a few more steps and finally saw clearly! One of them is the mysterious old man! The other guy has long hair spread, green face fangs, beast roar from time to time, his body movements are a little stiff, he is not wearing modern clothes, and his body has a very strong yin! Well, it is. . . Millennium corpse!

Seeing the mysterious old man, I drank angrily: "Old mixed hair!"

The old man shouted at me while avoiding the attack: "Cub!"

I leaned against the tree, holding my shoulders and watching the drama: "Old mixed hair, is it fun for thousands of years?"

The old man held a palm-shaped gossip mirror in his left hand, knotted his fingers in his right hand, and held a purple spell. He looked up at the sky, pointed the gossip mirror in his left hand against the sun, and pressed the spell in his right hand on the gossip mirror . With a "chirp", the spell burned instantly! Then he waved his hand and threw the spell at the thousand-year-old corpse!

Just like the stunt of playing cards in the movie, the spell quickly hit the chest of the thousand-year-old corpse!

‘Boom! "An explosion sounded! The thousand-year-old corpse flew out!

This mysterious old man is so strong in Taoist cultivation! And the spell he uses is different from the yellow spell I usually use. His spell is purple. And when the spell was burning just now, it produced a very strong yang! It was only after the spell containing the yang energy hit the yin-year-old yin corpse of the whole body, it exploded and exploded it! !

The thousand-year-old corpse flew backwards and hit a tree, and the old man rushed up in a coherent motion! Pinch the gossip mirror to the forehead of the thousand-year-old corpse!

Thousand-year-old corpse roared, dancing with both hands, hitting the old man's abdomen, unstable the old man's figure, and fell to the side!

then. . . The old man ran over to me with a cover! The thousand-year-old corpse is also chasing behind! I still hold my shoulders because I know that the thousand-year-old corpse has just been injured by the old man. He will definitely attack the old man all the time, and should not attack me. Unexpectedly. . . The old man rushed to me and suddenly rolled in place. The thousand-year-old corpse found the old man suddenly disappeared and rushed at me!

"Old miscellaneous hair! You are really poisonous!" I scolded as I hurriedly avoided the attack.

"Huh, Bunny, didn't you just ask me if the thousand-year-old corpse is fun? Now let you try it yourself!"

I kicked on the face of the thousand-year-old corpse! He just crooked his figure slightly, but I whispered in pain, this foot seemed to kick on the iron plate, needless to say, the toes must be swollen! The hands of the thousand-year-old corpse thrust into my chest! I quickly limped back, and at the same time pulled out the Yin Rune from my trouser pocket, quickly extinguished the Yang fire on my shoulders, and then pulled out a Yin Rune to stick on my forehead, to cover the Yang Fire above my head, hoping to use To avoid the detection of the shadow corpse! !

but. . . Even if I finish these, the Millennium Corpse can still find my place! He still screamed at me!

My grandma! !

The mysterious old man smiled aside: "Huh! Bunny, you can deal with small zombies, but if you deal with the thousand-year-old corpse, this trick is useless!"

"Old mixed hair, less nonsense!" I rolled on the spot, avoiding the swept arms of the shadow corpse, and at the same time pulled out the dagger from the calf to scratch the corpse's hamstring position! ! But I found out that I couldn't get in! His skin is as hard as steel! This thing is so toxic, I don't want to be hit by it!

These thousand-year-old corpses do not seem to be raised by mysterious elders. After all, they were still fighting. Does it mean that he wants to conquer the thousand-year-old corpse? So I led the thousand-year-old corpse to the old man! At the same time, the volley jumped, and a volley kicked to the old man!

Then I, the mysterious old man, and the thousand-year-old corpse fought in chaos!

After a while, Song Lao and others finally rushed over, and after seeing the three of us fighting in battle, Song Lao hurriedly shouted: "Xiaolong, stop!"

"What? Stop it ?! Do you want me to be killed by a thousand-year-old corpse and old miscellaneous hair?"

The mysterious old man turned his head and asked Song Lao while he parried the attack of the thousand-year-old corpse, "Old Song, do you know this rabbit?"

I listened to him a rabbit, and he has been unhappy for a long time! Having escaped the attack of the thousand-year-old corpse, he grabbed the old man's stomach with one paw! At the same time said: "Old mixed hair, you are all old, still playing corpses, be careful to bite to death by zombies!"

"Fart! Bunny, the corpse is clearly you!" The old man showed no signs of weakness.

Old Song said: "What? Xiaolong, you said he kept the corpse? Wrong, wrong, you must have misunderstood! Boss Xu, this young man I came to help surrender to the corpse. Xiaolong, Boss Xu is our Taoist The former president of the association is upright. This time it was he who found someone keeping a dead body and a thousand-year-old corpse, so he stayed here to kill the corpse! "

"Really? What happened to the purple hair stiffness last night?" I no longer attacked the old man, but struck the corpse with all my strength.

The mysterious old man also stopped attacking me and said: "The zombie wasn't raised by me. Isn't it really raised by you? Since it is so late, why did you appear in that cave?"

I frowned: "Take the corpse first! Let's wipe out the corpse!"

The humble man also took out his gossip mirror, took a picture of himself, and then said, "Brother, I will help you!"

"Danger! Don't come!" I snorted. After all, the skill of the cheap man is not enough, if he comes to help, it is easy to be hit by the thousand-year-old corpse!

Song Lao also said that he would come over to help, and was also stopped by the mysterious old man: "No! The thousand-year-old corpse is highly toxic. If there are more people, it will self-disruption. The two of us cooperate well, and the two are enough!

Indeed, old miscellaneous hair worked well with me. He bit his tongue, dipped his fingertips in blood, smeared it on the gossip mirror, and then shook the mirror against the sun. The blood on the mirror burned up! !

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