The Lame Daoist Priest

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I said helplessly: "No, you don't have to guess, I will notify you when the time comes, and the security will surprise you!"

"It's over ... you really need to find a food stall ..." The gorilla showed a helpless look.

"Just guess what you want. I'm going to the airport. I have been busy telling my relatives and friends in recent days."

The gorilla nodded: "Come on, then call me when something happens!"

After parting, I called home and told my mother that I would be able to get home in the afternoon. My mother was also very happy. After chatting with me for more than half an hour, I responded with a smile and then said: "Mom , I ’m at the airport. I wo n’t tell you anymore. Let ’s talk slowly when we get home. ”

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After flying for more than two hours, I finally returned home.

My dad heard that I came back and took a special leave. When I got home, he was already at home. After entering the house, I said, "Lao Li, you are back too? Isn't your company not allowed to take leave?" ? "

The old man said: "Your little boy is engaged, can I not come back? The company will not let you leave without asking for leave! Anyway, your little boy has a good life, you can raise me old even if I don't work."

"Okay, okay. By the way, Dad, Mom, I contacted Ning Rou just now. We decided to hold an engagement feast on the 15th of this month. It's time to notify relatives and friends."

The dad said: "Then you will tell chant."

"I notice?"

"Do you speak?" Asked the dad.

"meeting."

"Will you call?"

"meeting."

"Then let me notify you if you don't notify?"

I scratched my hair: "Yes, I will notify."

So I flipped out the phone number book and called the seven aunts and eight aunts. . .

All the relatives who had not contacted before were all notified.

then. . . I informed Chen Haotian, the cheap guy, etc. The cheap guy was about to hold an engagement banquet when he heard me, and he broke up with pleasure. He asked me if I could take Piao Piao with Qingyang Dao. I said yes, you are casual, but the ticket is self-care, the cheap man whispered: "Then I will ask Xiaoling to reimburse ..."

I got a slot on the spot, how difficult is it for you? Go to someone's engagement banquet to eat and drink for free, and want people to reimburse you for the airfare! The most shameless thing in the world is this. If you give me another chance, I will say to him: Reimburse your grandma! If I have to ask how long I want to say, I hope so. . . Ten thousand times! !

This cheap man is definitely on the cheap! Seeing it cheaper is better than seeing your father! ! But it doesn't matter. . . The Xu family is rich and powerful. This engagement banquet was made by the Xu family. This little money is just a small amount of money for others. If I were to hold an engagement banquet, I would not be able to hold such a big show. It is estimated This time the eight major families will send people to the scene again.

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Five days later.

My elder father, mother, fox demon, cheap boy, cheap boy's father and mother, and girlfriend, Qingyang Daoyou, Chen Haotian and Huang Mao eleven went straight to the capital. Chen Haotian heard that I was going to get married and directly said that he must be present to celebrate, so he came with Huang Mao this time. The three living treasures of the yellow hair, the cheap man and the Qingyang Daoyou gathered together, maybe they would do something for me. . .

Sure enough, as soon as they got on the plane, the three bests started playing.

Cheap men, Qingyang Daoyou, Huang Mao sit in a row.

After the plane took off, Qingyang Taoist took off his shoes very carefully and put his feet on a small table in front of the plane. But because he put a lot of drinks on his table, he put his feet on the table next to the humble man.

Qingyang Daoyou leaned against the window, the mean man sat in the middle, and Huang Mao sat on the right.

The humble man covered his nose and said to Huang Mao: "It smells bad, help me take it away."

Huang Mao asked bitterly, "Why don't you shuttle early?"

"Hurry up and take it away!" The mean man urged.

"Why didn't you shuttle early?" Huang Mao asked hard.

"Hey, take it away!"

"Early shuttle ... why not early shuttle? You early shuttle ... early shuttle ..."

Qingyang Daoist ’s feet were too tasteful, and almost did not fight with other passengers. Later, the flight attendant came to persuade the frame, and politely said to Qingyang Daoist: "Sir, would you please put on your shoes? Thank you for your cooperation."

Qingyang Daoyou looked at the stewardess pretty and quickly stroked some of his poor hair confidently: "Miss, you must be deeply infatuated with the unique smell of my socks? Is that right? This pair bears my signature The socks are for you! It has accompanied me four spring, summer, autumn and winter, very commemorative! You can hang it on the wall after returning home ... "

The cheap man interjected and said: "Hanging on the window can avoid mosquitoes, hanging on the bedside can contraception!"

The flight attendant saw that Qingyang Daoyou really wanted to take off the smelly socks and hurriedly said, "Sir, please don't take off your socks."

Qingyang Daoyou said roguely: "Then tell me your mobile phone number, I won't take it off."

"But, sir ..."

Before the flight attendant had finished speaking, the cheap man said: "Please tell him quickly, otherwise he will really take off in a while, hey, look, he is going to take off! He is really taking off!"

I was speechless on the spot. . . You can soak up a flight attendant by plane. This is definitely a premeditated and planned activity. I said how these two goods frowned as soon as they arrived at the airport. They frowned, and it turned out that there was already a plan to group girls. . .

After leaving the airport, Qingyang Daoist stroked his hair confidently: "This woman is not bad, Daoyou, you can help me this time!" Now!

The wicked man is very professional in pinching, and then said solemnly: "Daoyou, you are not easy to handle this. I just calculated, you are a cigarette butt, the woman is a toilet water, you What would happen if you throw a cigarette **** in the toilet? This cigarette **** is extinguished and the water is dirty. This sign is bad. "

"So what do you do, Daoyou? You have to think about it for me!"

The cheap men began to brag. . .

"You, this, to solve, or to solve, is to change your life! Change to this ... SpongeBob life !!!"

Qingyang Daoyou froze for a while: "Sponge baby life? Is there still such a saying in the five elements?"

"Yes!" The cheap man nodded affirmatively: "You think about it, how much SpongeBob loves water ?! I tell you, you will be awesome in the future, you are SpongeBob! The flight attendant is the toilet! "

"Really?" Qingyang Daoyou took out a small mirror and asked while arranging her hairstyle.

"Of course, with your wisdom, I lied to you ?!"

Qingyang Daoyou put away the small mirror: "It's the same thing ..."

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Sister Xiaoling knew that we came here today and had sent a team to pick us up. According to my request, the car was not a sports car, but a sedan, but even so, it was all BMW.

When the car drove to the gate of Xu family, it stopped because Xu Xiaoling and Xu family master were standing at the gate. Lord Xu is not bad. I personally greeted my parents here and gave me face. After getting out of the car, I introduced the head of the Xu family to my dad and mother. The head of the Xu family seemed more enthusiastic and greeted us to sit in the house.

Master Xu said to his father: "You have a good son."

"Well, this son, I am also very satisfied. Unexpectedly, my family has such a great influence, and the scenery of this yard is very unique." The father is also a scene, and he does not feel that he is inferior.

"Fortunately, if you like it, you can live here for a longer period of time. There is no problem with permanent residence. There are many empty houses in the yard. We are close to each other, and we can often communicate."

The father refused: "Thank you for your kindness. Although I want to stay longer, I still have to go back to work, hehe."

In just a few short sentences, the dad and the Xu family master would probably have a confrontation, which is really amazing! Super personality!

Master Xu looked at Chen Haotian: "Haotian, how long have we been away?"

"Back to Uncle, it should be five years."

"Well, I heard that your career is developing well now. I should congratulate you."

"Uncle won the prize." Chen Haotian said.

Just when Xu Jiazhu wanted to say a few words, the cheap man interrupted him again: "Uncle, uncle, do you remember me?" The cheap guy pointed to his nose and asked Xu Jiazhu.

"Remember, you like to eat durian, I made a lot of people prepare." Xu family master said with a smile.

The humble man is also happy: "Uncle, you are too powerful! Let me introduce, this talent is Qingyang Daoyou."

The cheap man pointed to the Qingyang Taoist and said, the Qingyang Taoist stood up and stroked his hair confidently, and smiled slightly at the Xu family master, very gentlemanly.

The Xu family nodded: "Sure enough to show talent."

Then the cheap man continued to introduce: "This is my dad, Yang Piaopiao! This is my mom, You Lemei!"

The Xu family nodded again: "When you hear the name, you know that you are a husband and wife.

The humble man ’s parents also stood up and said, "Hello, hello, how disturbing this time."

Mr. Xu said: "You don't have to be so polite, please sit down, not to mention the undisturbed, mellow Xiaolong's engagement banquet, you can come to join the show, I'm glad it's too late."

The cheap man said to his parents: "Look, I told you, uncle is the most powerful! Am I right?"

Then the humble man turned his head and smiled at the owner Xu, pulled his girlfriend, and introduced: "This is Sao ..."

"It's cheap !!!! Big Brother !!!" I corrected the hematemesis!

The cheap man patted his head: "Oh, my head, I recently knew that I want to see my uncle, so I wanted to learn a few nouns. I checked the Internet to find out how to introduce my woman, and I said on the Internet what I want to call cheap. I am in a hurry , Confuse Sao with cheapness ... Hey, you said that this ancient man was really too. In front of outsiders, he scolded his daughter-in-law as cheap. Is n’t it sick? "

I covered my forehead in pain.

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