The Lame Daoist Priest

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I have been playing in the crotch for a long time, and I haven't pulled the ring out yet, fucking. . . It was too tight last time!

In fact, it is not necessary to take out the ring to take out the things. Since the stitching is too tight, just take the rope directly.

Even at night, there are some weak lights around the antiques, so the humble man saw such a scene. . . Under the dim light, I pulled out a long piece from the crotch one by one, which was three or four meters in length. . . The cheap man swallowed and looked at his crotch, showing admiration to me.

As soon as I saw his death, I knew that Ya must be crooked! But I don't plan to explain, take out more than three meters of rope, rushed directly to the grandmother! At the same time he said to the cheap man: "Come and take your hands! Tie your grandma's milk!"

"No, brother! Grandpa's strength is too great! I'm afraid I can't hold it!"

"Less nonsense, I said it can be bundled! You follow the rope, let's go round her!"

So the two of us turned around the grandmother. . . Because she likes the cheap guy very much, so when we turned around, the grandmother also chased the cheap guy in the circle. Finally, I did n’t know what to do, so I tied the cheap guy! ! At this time, the grandmother had already reached the humble man. Although he didn't have a chin, I didn't know if it was an illusion. I seemed to hear it. . . well.

I quickly kicked on the waist of ‘Grandma’! Kick her aside! Then hurriedly took the rope off the cheap man. How can I help me with this product? How did the rope wrap around him? ! I couldn't help it. I had to take the rope and rush towards my grandmother! Kick her leg bent! She was kneeling on the ground under her unstable shape.

Then with the help of cheap men, we finally **** the ‘grandmother’! !

The humble man sat on the ground without a gasp and gasped. While panting, he said, "Brother, can your rope bind my grandmother? No, I have to stay away from her old man, otherwise I will wait for the rope to break." I'm so happy. "

"It should be okay." I just tried the rope just now. The rope is very strong. Maybe in the silver space ring, the rope is just an ordinary rope, the dagger is just an ordinary dagger, but when I come to it, it all changes. Become a treasure, an artifact.

The humble man gasped again and asked, "Brother, what about grandma? What do I have to do to solve her! Burned?"

"No." I shook my head and said: "I heard that the wet corpse was discovered by an archaeological team, but it was temporarily stored in the museum and will be taken away in a few days. And since ancient times, wet corpses have rarely appeared. This is a very research-worthy antiquities, not inferior to those well-preserved antiques, so we can not burn her. The only way now is to contact the archaeological team as soon as possible, ask where they found wet corpses, and then we Check the clues in the past to see why the wet corpse can stand up without yin! And the body is so hard! I have never heard of such a corpse ... "

In fact, if this corpse can be destroyed, it's easier to handle. I can directly use the fire to burn her to death, or use a dagger to unload her eight pieces. Rao is no matter how hard her bones are, she can't stop my sharp dagger! !

"Well, that's the only way! What now?"

"Now ..." I thought for a while and said, "You are looking at your grandmother here. I will go home and take the twine and tie her up." The reason why I want to go home is because Xu Xiaoling is still waiting for me. It's almost midnight now. I know that if I don't go back overnight, she will wait for me all night, so I want to let her go to bed while going home to take the rope.

Of course, you can also call, but I still have to go back to get the hemp rope, so let me tell her in person.

The mean man said with tears in his eyes: "Brother, don't go! What if grandpa jumps again after you leave? I can't fix her!"

I stepped on the grandmother's milk while frowning secretly. The cheap man was right. What if the rope was not strong enough, what should I do if the grandmother broke away? After much thought, I decided not to go back! According to yesterday's situation, wet corpses will not move during the day, and I don't know why.

It is estimated that she will toss for a while, it should not be tossing again.

So I let the cheap man step on his grandfather's milk, and I called Xu Xiaoling nearby. The phone was quickly connected. Obviously, she was always waiting for me by pinching her cell phone. She asked, "Xiaolong, are you done?"

"No, it's a little trouble, but it doesn't matter. Ning Rou, let's go to sleep first. I will stay in the museum for a while and look at this corpse. Rest assured, there will be no danger, you know I have a great skill. You come tomorrow You can see me when you go to work, good boy, go to sleep. "

"Well, well, then you must be careful." Xu Xiaoling urged.

I smiled: "Got it, go to bed."

After hanging up the phone, the cheap man complained: "I didn't come to you until I knew it. It's okay now. I almost got my chin off by my grandmother. Why am I carrying it like this? The man sang hard.

"If you're sleepy, go back to sleep first. I'll just keep it here. Anyway, Daoist is useless to your grandmother, you can just leave it alone."

"Joke! I am the most loyal!"

"Really? Who shouted that Grandpa came to me just now?"

"That ... Brother, don't I have confidence in your skill? It turns out that it is true. You **** your grandma's milk three or two times. If I were here, I would only be running . "

After more than two hours of tossing, Grandma finally stopped moving, and at about two o'clock in the middle of the night, she recovered the appearance of a dead body and remained motionless.

I stepped on it for more than two hours. Because I have to step hard, otherwise she will jump up, so I also feel very tired and my legs are numb.

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It was dawn, Xu Xiaoling came to the museum early, and brought me two pieces of jam bread, two fried eggs and some nutritious porridge, all made by her own. Take one serving. then. . . I did not eat this loving breakfast in one bite, but was eaten by the **** man. . . After eating, you can sip: "The porridge is too sweet, and it needs to be improved next time."

I almost didn't kick him to death! It tastes bad. . . Who made you drink? !

Xu Xiaoling had a good temper and smiled and said, "Success, next time I make breakfast, I will ask you to taste it together."

"Brother, see how good Xiao Ling sister is, you have more to her ..." The cheap man closed his mouth. Because I looked at him with killing eyes, and he would not shut up, I promised to give him a few feet immediately!

The body has been put back to its original position, and the curator of the museum rushed over not long after, because he knew I was Xu Xiaoling's boyfriend, so this time. . . I told him that the cheap man was the Taoist who came to help last night.

Although there are surveillance videos in the museum, they were turned off when we moved last night. So no one knows, my ghostly speed.

The curator is a middle-aged man in his forties, with a Chinese character face. He asked the cheap man: "Doctor, is there no problem with this body?"

The humble man wiped the grains of rice from his mouth, instantly pretending to be a figure of superiority, and said slowly: "Infinite Tianzun, this female corpse has a big problem. For example, last night, this corpse jumped up! She used it. One stroke of this Foshan shadowless foot, I saw that the sky was all leg shadows, but it did n’t matter, I did n’t panic and hey hey smiled, transported a real energy from the bladder, and directly used a trick to send Qigong! The ground can't move ... "As he said, the humble man gestured twice.

The curator of course also knows that cheap men are bragging, after all, he is too exaggerated. The museum director said: "Uh ... Daoist, I just want to know one thing now. Has the body been fixed? Will she harm others again?"

"Infinite Heavenly Sovereign," said the mean man with a sword finger. "This body is only temporarily subdued, and it will still be quite tonight. If you don't believe it, the curator can stay and visit. In fact, this body is very strange. I hope the curator will contact the archaeological team as soon as possible. I need to know where the corpse was found, and then observe the terrain, topography, and feng shui pattern to infer the method of subduing the corpse. In fact, there is another introduction The way to do this is to burn away the body and it ’s a hundred. "

"I'm afraid this won't work," the curator said. "This wet corpse is well preserved and very valuable for research. It is absolutely impossible to burn it. So, I contacted the archaeologists and asked them to come over and ask. Where was the body found? "

After making a phone call, the archaeological team said they could only come here in the afternoon.

Xu Xiaoling and I came to her office, and she was going to hug me, but I took a step back: "Don't, Ning Rou, my clothes are dirty. I fought with the wet corpse for a few hours last night. Close contact, who knows what germs are on her, so do n’t hug me for the time being. "

"Well, then you go home to take a bath and change your clothes." She said softly.

I nodded: "Well, that's fine, right, hasn't Sister returned yet?"

"Yes, before I left last time, I said that I would give the elder sister half a month's leave and let her go home to accompany the child. It's been half a month now ... Maybe something is delayed at home? "

I thought about it for a while and said, "I shouldn't come back late according to the elder sister's temperament. Maybe something happened to her family. After finishing the wet body, I'll go to her house to see it."

"Okay, the day after tomorrow is Saturday, let's go together!"

"Well." I nodded. "Then I'll go back to take a bath and change my clothes. I have to negotiate with the archaeological team in the afternoon. You can call your mother and let the fox demon come to accompany you. I jumped up and let her protect you here safely, so I can leave with confidence. "

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