The Lame Daoist Priest

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I took a deep breath and said, "Look, Xu Lao, I will get over as soon as possible. Because we recently received a business, that business is very tricky, and now the employers have been taken away by the monster, and the life and death are uncertain, so I You must deal with the matter over there before you can go to Zhuoxuan City. "

Old Mr. Xu said: "But Xiaolong, you just disappeared two employers. If this matter is true, we will not deal with it in time. There may be more than two thousand dead people! You have to distinguish the priorities of the employers. The work over there can be handled by cheap men and Qingyang.

I frowned and thought for a while, then nodded and said, "Okay, I know. But I will go to Qingtian City first, deal with something, and then rush over immediately!"

After hanging up the phone, I said to the old man, "How is it? Believe this time?"

The old man thanked me with great gratitude: "Taoyou really thank you. The person you just called will not be the former president of the Taoist Association, Xu Qingting?"

I nodded: "Do you know Mr. Xu?"

"Of course I know! Xu Qingting's famous name is Lei Guan'er! I heard that his Taoist practice is very powerful! But listening to what you just said, Xu Qingting seems to be very respectful of you, so you can see that Daoyou is also a very powerful person. . "

I arched my hands and said, "You are welcome."

After a few more chats, he said that he would return to Zhuoxuan City first, and then told me an address, which was his grandson's house. He said that he could go to Zhuoxuan City when I arrived.

then. . . The woman took the boy off at the next stop, and the old man followed him. He said that he would go back to protect his grandson, because the living room was so messy now that his grandson's family would be hurt.

I told him to pay attention to safety, and I must be there within five days!

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Qingtian City.

After taking the train for two days, I finally arrived at Qingtian City.

Out of the station, I took a taxi to the Qingshan Cemetery. Appreciating the scenery along the way, I suddenly felt a kind of nostalgic feeling.

After all, I have lived here for several years.

When passing by a hardware store, I asked the driver to stop and got off to buy a few shovels. The driver asked me curiously: "Brother, what are you doing?"

I replied half-jokingly: "Digging the treasure!"

The driver was happy: "Who are you bluffing? The Qingshan cemetery is full of ashes, and where is the whole treasure?"

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When we arrived at the cemetery, it was already more than six o'clock in the evening. I remember that the cemetery usually closes at five in the afternoon. Sure enough, when I got to the place, the cemetery had already closed. There was no figure except us nearby. The driver asked, "Brother, it's so late, the cemetery is closed, what are you doing here?"

"I go home."

The driver's voice trembled a little: "Brother, buddy, don't be kidding."

"What are you afraid of knowing I'm kidding." I glanced at him, paid the fare, and then opened the door and got out of the car.

After the taxi left, I opened my eyes and looked towards the cemetery.

There are a lot of wolf dogs in the cemetery, and there is a small house of the grave keeper at the door. All three wolf dogs are not tied. If they jump in, they will definitely be bitten! Although I can kill all three dogs, it seems not so good to do so.

Just when I was in trouble, two ghosts suddenly floated in the distance. The two ghosts came one after the other. The ghost in the front suit buckled up like a leader, and the ghost behind followed him like a grandson. I quickly waved to the two of them: "You two, come over to me!"

The "leader" gave me a curious look, as if he was confused, why I could see him.

The latter 'Grandson' said: "My grass! What kind of onion are you? Dare to talk to our leaders like this? You say something to the king, do you want him to die, or make him mentally ill, or scare him to pee?"

"Then I want all three?"

"Oh." The grandson made an OK gesture: "Then let him pee first, then make him crazy, and then let him die."

The leader hit him in the head: "I am grass! Then what do you pay for your **** mother! Go! Fool ..."

The grandson quickly nodded and bowed to me, floated towards me, and made a grimace to me about a meter in front of me. I took out a Yin Rune from my pocket, lit it instantly, and rubbed it in my hands to make my hands cloth Full of anger, so you can directly attack the ghost with your fist. I grabbed his hair, punched him on the side of the face, and then greeted him punch by punch! It was screaming again and again, and the leaders looked stupid in the distance.

After dozens of punches, the grandson begged for mercy: "Hero! Please, let me go! I have 80 mothers on top, and there is this young child who is waiting to be fed! He is still waiting for me to go home and breastfeed. . "

"Breastfeeding? Do you have any?" I asked him, glancing up and down.

"No, the yogurt I bought in the supermarket, Sanlu brand, I go home and open the yogurt to feed the baby." It explained.

I nodded: "Oh ... do you think I believe it?"

It hugged my thigh: "Dad! I was wrong! I will never dare again!"

"Shut up! Don't yell!" I snorted and said to the leader in the distance: "Come here. Remind you, if you dare to run, the speed will definitely not be as fast as I am, I swear to catch You will let you taste bitterness later! "

The leader wanted to run, but when I said that, I immediately screamed: "Hey, Dad, I can find you!" As he said, he ran towards me with his big butt.

I was speechless on the spot, and now even ghosts like to recognize godfathers so much? His grandma's, this thing ran in front of me, and I wanted to rush over, I quickly said: "Stop! You two don't call it so intimate, let me tell you the truth, I am a Taoist, but I will not hurt the ghosts indiscriminately, as long as Ghosts haven't hurt people, I generally choose to ignore them. Have you two, have you ever hurt people? "

"Dad Bei Mingjian!" The leader said with a sad face: "You also see this shy, you will be grimace all day long, how can you kill someone! As a leader, I can't do anything casually, right? So we are really A ghost that has n’t even been killed by ants! "

In fact, I guessed it without him saying that these two products must have never killed anyone. One **** is bigger than the belly of a pregnant woman, and the other is only scary. They want to be able to kill someone. I wrote the name upside down. ! I just wanted to laugh when I saw them, who would be afraid!

I let go of 'Grandson' and said, "Don't call you so intimate, I won't hurt you, I just want to ask you to do me a favor. Afterwards, I will give you some benefits, and use Yin Run to help you add a little repair for."

Who knows that after I finished speaking, the leader was still not happy: "Dad! You are too much! You are so polite to me! The family doesn't say two things, let's say, what do you want me to do? Pick up girl, eat and drink Prostitute, I am proficient in deceiving me! "

"Huh? Can your sister be as big as your ass?"

"Daddy, you don't know, I can put the fat girl!"

"Oh ... wait a minute, I didn't ask you to help me with my sister, I asked you to help me to stun the dogs and the tomb guard inside. How can I do it?"

"Daddy, what do you say about the three wolf dogs? Ao Ma, Abe Ao, and Jin Xiaofa?"

"You don't need to tell me the name, I don't care about this matter, you just need to get three dogs!"

"Good!" The leader ordered the grandson: "You go to Abe and Aoma, I'll get chubby, OK?"

then. . . The two ghosts rushed up, not to mention that the two guys were quite efficient, and they stunned the three dogs in no time. I said, "There is also the tomb-keeper inside, and he also passed out, otherwise I will not be able to act."

"No, dad." The leader said: "It's relatively simple to stun the Austrian pony, but it's not okay to get rid of people. We can't do it. We can't stun people."

This made me difficult. I frowned and thought for a while, and asked, "Will you guys hit the wall ghostly?"

"Dad I will!" Grandson said quickly.

I said helplessly: "Don't you call it so intimate? I haven't gotten married yet, since you will, just confuse him, I'm in a hurry."

It did n’t take long for Sun Tzu to confuse each other successfully. I threw two shovels into the gate, and then I turned over and jumped in. I found tombstone No. 699 and found that the tombstone was written with an unknown name. I did n’t care anymore. Many, dug in front of the tombstone with a shovel.

Sun Tzu confused the tomb-keeper there, and the leader followed me all the time. I asked curiously: "Why don't you not only run, but also follow me so tightly? Are you afraid that I will disperse your soul?"

"Dad, I know you won't do that!" He nodded definitively.

I shook my head secretly, no longer ignored him, and continued to dig up!

When digging close to one meter deep, I finally dug a black wooden box. The wooden box is about 30 centimeters square. I took the wooden box out, cleared the dirt on it, opened it, and found that there are seven exquisite books in it. The thread-bound book is a bit like the book of the 42 chapters in "Lu Ding Ji". There is a layer of cardboard on the outside, and the real content is inside. There are five mantras, namely "Golden Rune", "Silver Rune", "Purple Rune", "Blue Rune" and "Yellow Rune". There are two Taoist articles, namely "Zhen Pian" and "Jiao Pian". I turned a few pages, and then put the book back into the small box, and put the small box into the space ring.

The little box disappeared out of thin air. This scene made the "leader" dumbfounded. He suddenly rushed over and hugged my thigh and said, "Daddy! You are a living fairy! I decided, and I will mix with you in the future! "

"I don't have time to play with you, you are still your leader here." Then, I walked towards the door.

Jumping out of the gate, I started to be in trouble again. It is now more than seven o'clock in the evening. There are no cars passing by on the cemetery. How can I go back? After thinking for a long time, I called Xiaohui's phone.

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