The Lame Daoist Priest

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The humble man stood on the sofa and said: "Dogday's even advertised on the show, Dao friends, beat me to death!"

Qingyang Taoist rushed up first, but was pulled away by the host. After calming down the atmosphere at the scene, the host said, "Professor Tian, ​​I'm sorry. Advertising is not allowed in our program. Could you please briefly explain the incident of citizen's death?"

Since this program is broadcast live, these clips cannot be cut.

Professor Tian said: "What happened a while ago, after studying in many brick homes in our hospital day and night, sleeping and forgetting to eat, it was found to be a mutated plague, and the probability of this plague is very low, precisely because of this , Did not cause a large-scale spread of bacteria, and we did develop a new drug ... "

The host hurriedly interrupted: "Okay, thanks to Professor Tian for his explanation. Let's interview Yang Laoshi again. Yang Laoshi, do you have any different views?"

"Infinite Heavenly Sovereign, the poor Dao just pinched his fingers and found out that Professor Tian will have a **** disaster recently!"

"Fart!" Professor Tian pointed to the cheap man. "The demon confuses the crowd. I want to call the police. I want to complain to you. I want to complain to you in the" Dick into Science "column!

"Infinite Heavenly Venerable! Dao friends, beat me to this dog day!"

Qingyang Daoyou rushed up with five or six big men and threw Professor Tian down with a thump!

Since Professor Tian threatened to bring "Cock into Science" to court, the hostess did not stop Qingyang Daoyou and others, and the slutty boy came to the camera to make a pair of four wild beauties The expression said: "I've been through it long ago, he was suffering from blood damage, but he just didn't believe it. You see, it's fulfilled now."

Our whole family was sitting in front of the TV, and all of them were petrified. The cheap guy is a wonderful thing. Who wants the bad idea to get him on TV?

The farce continued for a minute, and the TV station urgently shut down this issue of "Night Science". . .

The mother said, "Xiao Yang is still so humorous."

I can only laugh and say yes. In fact, where is this humor? It's simply guilty! What kind of program is "Dick in Science"? Too unreliable! Unreliable programs, invited even more unreliable cheap men as guests, let alone Qingyang Daoyou as audience, resulting in the program was forced to close just three minutes after the start, this is the strength of cheap men!

The mother said: "Son, let's be discharged today. We are uncomfortable living in the hospital. Besides, I am not a serious illness. As long as I am not too tired, I will not faint."

The dad said, "Sure, I'll ask the doctor later, and then go through the discharge procedure."

In fact, I should have done these tasks, but I have other things, so I didn't take the initiative to take this task.

I went to the nurse's duty room. I wanted to ask the little nurse last night to ask when the old man was admitted to the hospital and what relatives there were in the family. I asked other nurses, and the answer was that last night the little nurse only worked in the night shift. If you want to chase her, come back in the evening.

I was speechless on the spot, okay, I was misunderstood, and I went back to the ward without asking anything else. The dad had already asked the doctor and said that the mom was discharged from the hospital, so we quickly completed the discharge procedures and left the hospital.

Out of the hospital door, Xu Xiaoling asked: "Xiaolong, did you sleep last night, were you tired? Would you like to go back and rest?"

I smiled: "Ning Rou, I'm okay, have you forgotten? I have a good physique." My mouth turned slightly, and said in a pun.

Xu Xiaoling pinched me lightly, and I looked at my mother with a smile: "Mom, let's go to the **** wetland today, that is one of the city's famous tourist attractions ..."

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After playing all day, we returned to the hotel at more than six o'clock in the evening.

After taking a bath, I sat on the bed with Xu Xiaoling's waist and watched TV. While watching the bubble play, I said, "Ning Rou, I'm going out tonight."

"Where?" She asked, putting her face on my chest.

I recounted what happened last night, and then said: "Although I don't know what is going on, the old man is definitely not right. I'm sure he won't be dazzled. He is dead, but then I don't know what to do. I'm alive. And his behavior is sneaky, I am worried that he will hurt the innocent, so sorry ... "

"It's okay Xiaolong, go, I like your kindness, so I support you." Then, she kissed my lips.

Late, nine o'clock.

I got dressed, went downstairs, and drove straight to the hospital.

When I came downstairs in the inpatient department, I was on the seventh floor. There were still some pedestrians in the corridor at this time, all of whom came to visit the family members of the patients. I was inconvenient to move, so I leaned on the stairs and took out the "Zhen Pian" from the space ring.

The book "Zhen Pian" is not too thick, only more than one hundred pages. The whole book is made of special paper, which is waterproof and moisture-proof. There are a lot of formations explained, the first is the entry-level formation, followed by the intermediate and advanced formations, the last few pages of the book record the props required for the formation.

This item is not the kind of **** that can be used by Feng Nian, but copper coins, small yellow flags, mahogany swords, spells, red thread, etc. Unfortunately, if you want to learn how to set up, you must first learn gossip. How can I understand those things? So I had to put this book first and wait for the cheap man to come and show him that he seemed to know some knowledge about gossip.

Time passed quickly, and at 11 o'clock in the middle of the blink of an eye, the hospital corridor was very quiet at this time, and I walked towards the old man's ward. Just about to walk to the door of the old man's ward, the nurse on the opposite side came out of a person, it was the little nurse last night! She was very surprised after seeing me: "Huh? Isn't your mother discharged? How are you ..."

I scolded my mother! Use it so cleverly? Every time I want to act, I will be interrupted by this little nurse! The corner of my eye twitched twice: "That ... I came to you, thank you for bandaging my wound last night."

"Thanks?" He looked at me up and down: "Thank you so empty-handed?"

"Of course not, I can do magic." Then, when I put my hand behind my back and stretched it over again, a fresh peach appeared on my hand and passed it.

"Wow! It's so powerful! Let me look behind you. Have you hidden the peaches behind you for a long time?" Then, the little nurse ran to my back and looked, and found that there was nothing behind, and then said: "You again Change one out, and I believe you. "

I smiled slightly, reached out to the back again, took a peach from the space ring, and handed the peach to the nurse.

The nurse nurse clapped: "It's amazing! It's just boring on duty. You go with me."

"This ... okay." If I said no, she would definitely find that I had misconducted, so I had to promise her for the time being and wait for a chance to slip away.

When we came to the nurse's duty room, we sat down and chatted. We chatted a little and chatted a little. I was not interested in her family. I focused my attention on my ears and listened to the movement in the corridor.

At this moment, there seemed to be a low moan in the medicine cabinet behind the little nurse, like a woman's moan.

My eyes narrowed, and she looked at the medicine cabinet behind her. She asked doubtfully, "What's wrong?"

"What's in your medicine cabinet? Why did I just hear a human whisper inside?"

"How could you have heard it wrong? Why didn't I hear it?" Said the little nurse. "Of course the medicine is in the medicine cabinet, but I don't have the key and I can't open it."

I nodded and said, "Actually, you may not know that I was often hospitalized when I was young, and I am familiar with the hospital. I remember that when the nurse was on night shift, he would never leave only one nurse, usually two nurses, This can be a companion, if the patient has any emergency situation, it can be handled together, if there is only one nurse, it can't be busy. But why is this floor on your own? Last night, you were alone, today you are alone, why? "

"Because of another sister she took leave."

I shook my head slightly, and when I was about to stand up to check the medicine cabinet, the corridor suddenly heard ‘ah! A bang!

I quickly stood up and looked in the corridor, and found that the door of the ward where the old man lived was open! There was no one in the corridor! The little nurse asked: "What voice? Which ward came out? Won't someone have a nightmare?"

I ignored her, but walked quickly to the old man's ward. The little nurse followed me and came to the old man's ward and found that the ward was empty and there was nothing! What about people? Isn't the shout just now coming from this ward?

Someone must have been killed! That's right! It must be so!

I ran to the door of the other wards and sounded one by one, and the little nurse followed me with anxiety on my face. As I gradually listened, the door to the last room suddenly opened, and a figure ran out quickly. It was the old man!

He ran to the elevator. It was very coincidental. No one used the elevator at night. One of the elevators just happened to be on the seventh floor. He ran directly into the elevator! I wanted to chase him, but after thinking about it, I decided to go to that ward first, so I said to the little nurse: "You look at the elevator and see which floor the elevator stops at Press another elevator. "

"What, you go and press the elevator. I'm going to see the patient in the ward. Was that person Li Bo just now? How did he run so fast?"

Fortunately, let the little nurse go to see the patient, I just want to take this opportunity to get rid of him.

So I came to the elevator, and while pressing the button of another elevator, I watched the elevator where the old man took a few floors. Soon I saw that his elevator stopped on the second floor and another elevator reached the seventh floor. Just when I wanted to walk in, the little nurse also ran over: "Wait for me!"

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