The Lame Daoist Priest

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I said to He Xue: "Well, you can find a place in Yining City for a few days. I will deal with the capital as soon as possible. At most three days, I will find you, maybe I can find something."

"Okay, then I will wait for you in Yining."

After hanging up the phone, the cheap man asked: "Brother, what happened? The fat body was stolen?"

"Well, I also have a hard time understanding this question. Who can steal a fat man's body?"

"Did you take it home to make braised pork?" The mean man speculated.

"Less nonsense, what's the specific situation, I have to wait for me to go back and look at it. I'm afraid there will be a lot of trivial things after you become the president, you can't get away, and then I will go back by myself."

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When I arrived at the Capital Railway Station, it was already ten o'clock in the middle of the night. I took a taxi and went back to the meeting point of the Eighteenth National Congress. When I arrived at the villa, I found that there were many people in the villa who were cheering and seemed to be new. President and celebrate! Seeing Xu Lao approaching with frowning, I asked, "Xu Lao, what's going on? Someone came back before us?"

"Well, it was only half an hour earlier than you."

The corner of my mouth is slightly tilted: "It really is the same as I expected."

Xu Lao asked in surprise: "What? Did you expect it?" Soon, he also reacted, revealing a look of sudden enlightenment: "You mean ... Someone is fooling around in secret? That's right! Certainly That's it! You are the best Taoist combination I have ever seen. No one can complete the task faster than you, and the distance is not much different. That is to say, they must have cheated! They can complete the task so quickly! "

Old Xu was very angry. After all, he was the former president of the Taoist Association and did not want to see this dark election.

I said: "Xu Lao, calm down, don't worry, I have a countermeasure."

Since everyone else was drinking and celebrating in the front, they did n’t notice our side. Xu Lao asked, "What strategy?"

"It's simple, pierce them! It's not bragging. Ordinary people like them can surpass me in martial arts. No. They can surpass the cheap men in Taoism. No. They can be so fast. To complete the task, you must get help from the outside world, so the way to pierce them is very simple, find a few ghost kings, let them perform live, how do they seal the ghost king in a short time! "

"Good idea." Xu Lao thought for a while, and said worriedly: "What if they find excuses to shirk? For example, they are too tired and in poor physical condition to show their strength again."

The cheap man said seriously: "Relax, old Xu, we will not let the island's plan succeed!"

"Island? How did it relate to the island?" Xu Lao asked, frowning.

The cheap man said: "This is quite complicated, and I will explain it to you later. Even if he finds an excuse to shirk, it is useless, because my brother has caught a ghost, which is the master of the island country to disturb us, just use These means, this ghost will definitely tell the truth! "

Xu Lao sighed secretly: "I'm old and I can't help myself. Let me give you this matter."

The cheap man nodded, picked up a wine glass next to him, and walked to the two winners in front of him and said, "Daoist, congratulations, you are so amazing! You can complete the task in such a short time! Please seal your seal The ghost king took three minutes? Or five minutes? In short, it can be defeated by an opponent like you. I am convinced! Come on, my brother to give you a cup! "

Seeing the cheap man so polite, the other party also said politely: "Dao You Mu praised, you come back only a little later than us, which shows that you are also very powerful!"

The cheap man sighed: "We can't do it, can't compare with you, we seal five ghost kings, it can be said that we have done everything we can, and we can't finish the task with only one injury! Looking at Daoyou, you can do it in a short time Seal Ghost King, I do n’t think I have any effort? And the two of them are ruddy, and they know that they are not injured at a glance! So, I told my brother just now, what are you unsatisfied with? The two rich and handsome Taoist friends are absolutely incomparable! We are too amateur! So I am really convinced, come and come, in order to celebrate the two of you to complete the task easily, I would like to thank you again! "

Xu Lao and I were not far away, and we could hear the compliments of the cheap man. Xu Lao asked in a low voice, "What is he doing?"

"It should be digging a language trap for the other party, don't look at his usual silly, actually smart."

Sure enough, the other party listened to the compliment of the cheap man, and there was a feeling of floating, but he still said modestly: "Where and where, in fact, we still took a little effort to clean up a few ghost kings."

"Ah! I really envy your strength. The two Daoists are better off in front of everyone, and then show us your heroic posture to seal the ghost king. Anyway, you are not injured, and you only need a little effort to seal Ghost King! Demonstrate your superb Taoism, and also make you believe that you can lead the Taoist Association! "

The wicked man's voice was very loud, and the following Daoyou started to coax: "Yes Daoyou, show it! We are all curious!"

Their face suddenly changed: "This, this, I'm afraid it's not convenient. I was sick. I took a train in the cold yesterday, and I'm guilty of rheumatism."

The cheap man looked at the other guy and said, "This Daoyou's face also looks very bad. Is your old problem, endometritis also committed?"

The man was worrying about a good excuse. Hearing the cheap man said quickly, he quickly agreed: "Yeah, yeah!" Then he thought, something was wrong! How could a man get this disease! Then he quickly changed his mouth: "Ah, no, no ..."

"Is it right?" The mean man asked hurriedly.

Only then did the two realize that they were fooled by the seemingly silly man in front of them, and one of them asked with a cold face: "Daoyou, are you making trouble?"

"How dare I!" Said the innocent man: "I just want to see the heroic attitude of the two Dao friends!"

The rest of the people started to coax, and their opinions were different. The two guys saw that the situation was somewhat out of control and hurriedly said with a microphone: "Dear friends, Master always teaches us that Taoism is used to help the world and maintain peace between Yin and Yang Power, it is used to deal with ghosts, not for performances. We have always remembered Master ’s teachings, so sorry, we ca n’t break our principles! "

A part of 'Tuo' shouted loudly, supporting them forever. The humble man took out two porcelain bottles and said, "Here are the five ghost kings I have sealed, and they have been severely injured by me. In this case, even two A Daoyou is guilty of an old problem, can you easily reseal the five seriously wounded ghost kings? "Said, the humble man opened a bottle cap, aimed at the two of them, and then took out the Qiankun mirror, pressing the mirror on the base of the bottle, Three rays of light were shot from the porcelain bottle and shot towards the other two!

"Ba Ga!" One of them was so angry that he blurted out a national dialect of the island.

Humble boy music: "Ba Ga? What island country dialect does the good Chinese speak?" Then, its commander five ghost kings said: "Now give you a way to live, attack these two people, if I am satisfied, I will Treat you lightly, if you haven't harmed anyone, I can let you go! "

A few ghost kings know the strength of the cheap man, see me below, without saying a word, pounce on the two people who put the top on the cheap man!

however. . . The scammers are scammers. Their strength is so weak that they can't beat the five injured ghost kings! The eyesight people on the scene can see that they are in a hurry and panic when using Taoism. It is not like the tricks and mentality that the master should have. The two guys are quickly picked up by the ghost king!

The mean man turned around and said to everyone: "Do n’t blame me for being reckless, I just want to pierce them. I can see from their tactics of subduing the ghost king just now that this kind of thing ca n’t even beat a ghost king. Maybe seal several ghost kings in a short time? "

"We were cheated!"

"I said long ago, these two little-known guys, who had never seen them before, how could they have such strong power?"

"Yes, I participated in the mission code-named" Ultimate Sorcery "last time. I have seen the strength of Yang Jiannan and his brothers! It is stronger than our former president Xu Lao, Gee ... I said, this The two guys I did n’t know completed the task first, there must be a ghost! "

Suddenly, I felt a shadow jump out of the courtyard wall! I said to Xu Lao: "Xu Lao, now the situation has basically stabilized, then you can just say a few more fair words, I will leave first!"

"What's wrong?" Xu Lao asked.

"I just saw a sneaky person, and I'm going to chase it out." Then, I rushed towards the wall, the wall was three meters high, and I sprang up with an arrow, and my hands turned the edge of the wall, and I turned it up. !

Squatting on the fence, I found a white shadow running away in the moonlight, very fast, it was a big white dog! Look at the shadow, it should be the ‘dog god’ of Abeliang City! It has been in the yard, and I didn't realize it! but. . . Where is it, Abeliang City? And, why did it leave?

Is it because the plan was pierced by us and we felt that it was unnecessary to stay here, so did we leave?

Or maybe, what other conspiracy would it go to the Xu family to make trouble? I frowned slightly, jumped back from the fence to the courtyard, and walked to Xu Lao's side and said, "Xu Lao, can you borrow a car for me? I'm worried about something going wrong at home, so I have to rush back!"

Mr. Xu called a person from the Taoist Association and gave a few words. Then the man took me to a car outside the courtyard and threw the key to me. After getting on the car, I drove the car quickly away.

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