The Lame Daoist Priest

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The cheap men led Taoists to a "Taoist style", which caused the women to scream.

In short, the banquet was very lively. When toasting to the gorilla table, the gorilla said: "Come and come to Xiaolong, sit for a while, I will interview you, when you are the groom, how do you feel? Tell us."

I smiled: "Why? You can't wait any longer? You'll know if you try it yourself."

"Hurry up! Get drunk without saying it!" The gorilla threatened.

I glanced at him: "Just the amount of your wine? Or forget it."

Yu Zhiyuan said: "Xiaolong, talk about it, we old celebrities are quite curious."

I thought about it and organized the language: "If you want to say this feeling, you can marry someone you like, and of course I am very happy and very happy. There is another way, when I get married, I will face a baby. The question, is it a boy or a girl? In this society, girls are not easy to manage, boys, they have to buy a car and a house in the future, the pressure is too great, and then there is the problem of early education. I heard that when my wife is pregnant now, when Dad wants to sing to his wife's belly every day. It's not good if it doesn't sing well. You said that my five-tone ...

ten minutes later.

The gorilla said sleepily: "Okay, okay, don't talk, it seems quite troublesome."

"I haven't finished speaking yet, don't you want to hear it? I will continue, I will continue."

Jin Peng hurriedly said, "You still go to other places to respect the bar. You have to say it for a while, we wouldn't dare to get married, and we'll balk together."

After I took Xu Xiaoling away, Xu Xiaoling said with a smile: "You are good or bad, deliberately said to scare them."

"Anyway, I'm talking about facts, but I want to interview you. I'm officially married today. What is your mood?"

"Me, I'm thinking about whether to have a baby in the future, look at the scary one you just said, I'm afraid it will scare you out of being born." Xu Xiaoling said with a smile.

After paying a respectful round of wine, I finally returned to the gorilla table. I looked at Liu Mengyan and said, "Liu Mengyan, I have a question for you. If you can answer, I can perfect the" Dragon Dance " Disadvantages. "

Liu Mengyan said coldly: "You are talking about the problem of condensing the ice wall across the air? This trick may not be suitable for you, because I have carefully observed your fighting style, and the energy you use is accumulated. In vivo, it is extracted from the body when it is used. And I am not. I use the mental power to control the moisture in the air and condense into ice. My body does not consume too much energy. If you must learn, first learn to sense Fire element in the air. "

"There is a fire element in the air?"

"It's not clear, but I have seen people with fire secrets condensing flames like me. How to do it, you need to understand it slowly."

Fire element in the air? Well, it seems that you have to understand it by yourself.

In the evening, after the banquet broke up, I first found the owner Xu and gave him the space ring. After finding a cheap man, I said: "Jiannan, you have been busy recently, it seems that you will settle down in the capital in the future? I have no time to find you, there are some things, I wanted to give you a long time ago , But I have n’t spared time, so I ’ll give it to you tonight. "

The mean man scratched his butt, guessing: "Brother, don't you want to give me a virgin?"

I almost barely kicked him up the roof! Angrily turned around and left! The humble man quickly confessed the error: "Big brother, don't go, I'll make a joke, don't be angry."

I stopped and took out five exquisite thread-bound books from the space ring, and handed him the words: "Our Niu Men's real skills are divided into two types, one is Taoist articles, the other is mantra, and Taoist articles. I have passed on the two books of this chapter to you, "Zhen Pian" and "Jiao Pian". These five books are runes, namely "Gold Rune", "Silver Rune" and "Purple Rune" "," Blue Rune "," Yellow Rune ", it is said that when you reach the highest level of" Gold Rune ", you can kill the dragon!"

The cheap man didn't know where to find a toothpick, and while picking his teeth, he said with unbelief, "Tu Long? Brother, this is too ridiculous? Have you ever seen a dragon?"

I really saw it! In the silver space ring! But this secret cannot tell the cheap man, so I said: "I haven't seen a fox that can become a humanoid before."

The cheap man was choked: "Then I don't believe it. It's okay to kill a red hair stiff, kill a dragon, such a small piece of paper, it is estimated that it is not enough to wipe the **** of the dragon."

"In short, I also listened to Master's words. Master's talent is very high. When he was young, he killed the corpse alone! But even a person like Master can only draw purple symbols, even silver symbols. I ca n’t draw it, so I am the same, so do n’t underestimate these five spells! In addition, you must keep it well. Do n’t lose it. The Niumen inherited it. ”

"Brother, let me read two books first. The rest are good for you. Such precious things can't be carried with you and you can't worry about them. If you carry them with you, you're afraid of losing them. If you have a space ring like you. Said the naughty man.

I have come up with a ring: "The second thing I am looking for is to give you a space ring. The internal space of this ring is 1 cubic meter, enough for you to put a lot of spells, cloth materials, and Cheng Yingjian, Qiankun Mirror, but you should know that the common man is not guilty, and the principle of guilty of guilt, I hope that you have a space ring, do n’t reveal it to anyone, so as not to cause unnecessary trouble, use the space ring Also be careful to hide from time to time, so as not to be discovered by others. "

"Brother, didn't you tease me?" The cheap man asked incredulously.

"Do you think I'm kidding?" I glanced at him.

"But Brother, this is so precious, I can't stand it. It seems that Chen Haotian and Brother Chen don't have this kind of thing."

I said, "He didn't, but his brother Chen Haozhe did, and Brother Chen should have, but he was excluded in the family. His brother always played bad tricks behind his back, so he didn't get a space ring. Don't care about him, Let me talk about you first. It ’s best to hang this space ring around your neck. In addition, the space ring needs spiritual power to open. This book is used to cultivate spiritual power. "I handed the book and ring together to the mean man, but still Before he met him, I received it again.

The mean man asked with a hard face: "Brother, do you play with me? How can you live this day, hey hi ..."

Looking at the book, I sighed a little and said, "This is for you to send to me, and I can't give it to you directly, so let's go back and I will copy a copy for you. Take the space ring first."

After giving the space ring to the cheap man, I turned around and walked to Xu Xiaoling's villa.

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Back at the villa, I sat on the bed, Xu Xiaoling gently squeezed my shoulders and asked, "Xiaolong, where did you go?"

"Go to Jiannan, pass him all the things of Niumen, and give him a space ring, and then Niumen will rely on him to carry forward." I said with pleasure.

"How come it's like telling the story?"

I turned around: "Ning Rou, regarding the problem of terminal illness, I told you before that terminal illness will disappear in a year. I can't tell you too much about this matter, but I can reveal a little more information. For more than eight months, we will leave here and live in another place. Maybe in our lifetime, we will not come back, so I arranged everything in advance. Would you like to follow me? "

"Of course, marry the chicken with the chicken, marry the dog, wherever you say we will go."

I pouted: "Why is it so awkward to marry a chicken and a chicken, and a dog and a dog?"

Xu Xiaoling said with a smile: "That's just an analogy, husband, are you tired today? Shall we take a break early?"

"Don't call your husband, don't get used to it, or call it Xiaolong, and then squeeze my shoulder, I haven't enjoyed enough yet, don't sleep."

Xu Xiaoling squeezed it softly for me again. I suddenly remembered something and asked, "Ning Rou, did you not say you wanted to practice martial arts a while ago? I didn't see you get up early to exercise, why? You don't want to practice anymore?"

Xu Xiaoling smiled mysteriously: "Who said that martial arts must get up early, I am already practicing, but for the time being confidential, I can not tell you the details, just like you can not tell me exactly where to go in eight months."

I pretended to be angry and said, "Do you compare with me? I don't say it's for your own good. Besides, don't you know after eight months?"

"Husband, I'm doing it for you too, you will know by then." Xu Xiaoling said in my tone.

I rubbed my forehead: "Aren't you practising boasting? If you don't say it, don't say it, let you be mysterious for a few more days ..."

After staying at the Xu family for three days, our family left and returned to Qiling City.

The family of the island country has been dealt with by the Xu family. Now the island country has no masters, and the number one Abeliang City, Kabuki, and Sumo Fatty have all been killed by me, so they ca n’t get upset. The head of the Shang Xu family was tough, and the island nation had to agree to find an excuse to destroy all members of the Abe family.

After I learned about this, the island nation had already wiped out the Abe family. It was indeed cruel to do so, but I did not say anything. If they did not wipe out the race, they might come to trouble me in the future. Home, can they have a good life? The Abe family does not have a long head, and before offending the Xu family, they should make the worst plan. As a result, the plan fails and the whole family is destroyed!

This time it was clean, all my enemies disappeared, it seems that the next eight months can be spent safely.

However, things in the world are often counterproductive. Just when I want to sell a car and a house, and buy a boat to take my family to travel around the world, a cheap man suddenly called and said that he found traces of old photos in Yuxing City. Let me go with them. deal with.

The old photo was missing for half a year, and it appeared at this time.

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