The Lame Daoist Priest

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"It shouldn't be."

My chrysanthemum is tight, what should I say? ! Such an uncertain tone? If something goes wrong, how can I live in the future? I quickly asked, "Master, don't you say the word" should "? Is it true or not?"

The old liar taught: "Look at your point, don't work hard, and think about all the useless things all day! No wonder the hidden speed can be as slow as a snail!"

"No, Master, I have studied several new skills ..."

Before I finished speaking, the old liar interrupted: "Come and follow me, let me kill you! I have other things to do! Don't waste my time!" Said the old liar to three Go upstairs.

My eye twitched a few times and looked at Xu Xiaoling: "Ning Rou, I, I went, it should be ... It's okay, wait for me to come back." Then I looked at my dad and mom again: "Dad, mom, don't worry Master, his old man is very powerful, and I will be fine. "Finally, I looked at the demon:" Yu Jia, stay in this yard, do n’t run around. "After explaining everything, I took a heavy step and walked to the third floor. go with. . .

On the third floor, the old liar is still counting me: "Slow down slowly, come in quickly, let the teacher kill you!"

I said in a negotiated tone: "Master, can you be gentle? This sentence sounds weird."

Entering a room, the old liar closed the door and pointed to the futon on the ground, saying, "Sit down."

After sitting down, I asked nervously: "Master, which aspect of my ability will go wrong? This is related to my lifelong happiness. If something goes wrong, it would be better to die."

The old liar said: "Relax, okay, how do you want to die? Come and come, you choose a death method."

"Ah ??" I was shocked, can I choose the death method? This, I have not chosen before, and have no experience, I asked: "So ... what are the ways to die?"

"You have three options." The old liar said: "Stabbed to death by a knife, poisoned to death, or hit the wall by yourself."

I was embarrassed and said, "Master, if I choose to be poisoned, after my death, my body will not be full of viruses? Will it be transmitted to others in the future? Besides, after death, the soul and corpse will be Fusion, how does this sound similar to the way to make a corpse? You do n’t want to turn me into a corpse? "

"Of course not. How can you compare the secret method of being a teacher with the garbage like the corpse?" The old liar said dissatisfiedly.

"What's the difference then? Master."

"So tell you, your terminal illness, can't be cured on the earth, but the technology here is much higher than the earth, and your minor illness can be solved soon. However, I can't take living people to treat I ’m in serious trouble if I expose it, so I can only take your corpse to repair your body. In addition, it can also make you stronger. After the body is repaired, I will bring it back. Mysteriously put your soul into the corpse, your heartbeat, pulse, and senses will return to normal, that is, you are no different from living people. And, even if you are pierced by the enemy's heart, you will not die in the future. In a sense, you are no longer a living person. "

I rubbed my forehead: "Master, what you said is a little complicated. I listen to chaos. Could it be simpler?"

The old liar thought about it and said, "In a word, your ability in that respect will not be affected."

"Really?" I said in surprise: "Let's get started! Master!"

The old liar sighed and said that he had explained it for so long, and it didn't work out.

"How the **** do you want to die?" The old liar asked.

I was a little hesitant: "I'm afraid it hurts to be stabbed to death, and it will also hurt the internal organs. I am poisoned by poison. I am afraid that there will be residual toxins in my body. Later I will infect my wife. Master, can you choose the third kind? Death method ... Eh? That's right! If all three yang fires on the human body are extinguished, the soul will come out and the body will appear dead! "

The old liar sighed: "You stupid, did you finally think of this way? It seems that you are not really the material of monasticism. I just tried to test you just a moment ago. I didn't expect you to react for so long. It was too disappointing to be a teacher. "

I was a little embarrassed and said, "Master, when you first accepted me as a disciple, you said that I am not a material for monasticism. Besides, did I find a congenital Taoist body as a disciple? He would certainly be able to carry forward the Niu Men. Yes, Master, do n’t bury me? "

"Okay, go for the Yinfu, do you come by yourself or will I help you?"

"I'm just going to do this little thing myself, or I will be scolded again." I said if I pointed.

Although the old liar's attitude is not good, I know that he still cares about me, otherwise he will not take a big risk and take my whole family to the nether world.

I took a Yin rune drawn by Zuo Ci's pen from the space ring. After igniting out of thin air, a strong Yin qi burst out, even the old liar looked at it, and praised: "Good rune!"

I smiled and said that it was drawn by Zuo Ci's pen, can it be good? Huh? Zuo Cibi? Space ring? I should take off the space ring.

Forget it, wait until the soul comes out.

I quickly extinguished my three yang fires with Yin Run. I only felt a blank in my mind, and then I knew nothing. . .

I do n’t know how long it took me to wake up, but I found myself in a state of soul, floating in the air, and still seeing my body lying underneath. This kind of feeling made me a little creepy.

The old liar said: "When you died just now, there were a lot of small light **** floating in your body, something called evolutionary seeds, I have broken up the light balls. Now, you take off your space ring and other items, I will take the body to repair. "

"Okay." I promised, and said that the old liar was really powerful, and all the seeds of evolution were broken up!

As I took off the space ring, I asked, "Master, how long will it take for my body to be repaired? I can only keep it like this for a few days? I am afraid Ning Rou will not get used to it."

"You will not get used to it. Your body will be repaired for seven days. In seven days, your soul cannot leave this room."

"Why?" I asked puzzled.

The old swindler **** said mysteriously: "Because there is still a secret method for the teacher, this secret method can allow the soul to greatly improve the spiritual power in a short time, how is it? Heart moved?"

I said flatly, "Master, why are there so many mysteries in your old ..."

The old liar glanced at me: "Isn't this secret method to be taught to you at the end? You should be happy if you have more skills."

I quickly flattered a few words: "Thank you, Master, for your kind teaching. You are like a **** in my mind, omnipotent, really a strange man in the world, a good master in China."

"Come on," said the old liar, who took out a washing machine-like thing from the space ring and said, "It's all flames. The flames will continue to harm your soul. If you don't want to dissipate, you must condense your spirit Flame confrontation, in this way, your mental strength will increase at a rapid rate, but ... if you do n’t work hard, the soul will dissipate, and even then I ca n’t save you. ”

"Master, Master, can you not play such a difficult game as soon as you come up?"

"No!" The old liar said mercilessly: "I haven't taught you in the past few years, your strength is too bad, and later it is too shameful for someone to know that you are my disciple of Niu Jintao! So it must be Bring back all that you have fallen in recent years, and let me go in you! "Then, the old liar kicked my soul into the drum-type washing machine. . .

Sure enough, the 'drum-type washing machine', as described by the old liar, although the space inside is not large, but the flames are burning all around! And the flame will cause the soul to burn, which is very painful. If the soul is burned for a long time, it will definitely dissipate! !

I hurriedly condensed my mental strength and resisted the surrounding flames. The voice of the old liar came in: "Xiaolong, I hope your soul has not dissipated when I came back as a teacher. Well, I left for the teacher to fix you Body. "

The old scammer is so ridiculous! !

Stay in it for seven days, this is to play to die me! Despite my strong mental strength, I can't hold on for so long!

But I have no mood to complain at this time. Now I'm telling Tian Tian to not be, and the ground is not working, everything can only rely on myself, no matter if I can't hold it, I have to hold it! I don't want to be killed by an old liar. In that case, I will die. I swear, when one day my strength surpasses the old scammer, I must kick back that foot just now!

Five days later.

In the "drum-type washing machine", I have been counting the time silently. Now that five days have passed, my mental strength has really increased a lot! More than doubled on the original basis! The old liar didn't lie to me!

The first three days were the most difficult days. Since yesterday, I have been a lot easier.

At this time, I secretly thought, how is this scene a bit like the alchemy furnace of the Taishang Laojun? Sun Wukong practiced golden eyes in the alchemy furnace, and I do n’t know if I could practice some magical skills.

I made a joke with myself and found some fun for myself. Just when I was relaxed, the temperature of the surrounding flames suddenly increased! !

I was caught off guard by the flames and burned to my soul, screamed, and quickly controlled all the mental power to resist the flames!

Daddy! What's the matter? !

Just when I was puzzled, the voice of the old liar came in again: "Xiaolong, it's quite comfortable to stay inside? Seeing you being so leisurely, Master finds something for you to save you from boredom, and slowly fight the flames. , And there are two days left before I let you out. "

This time I did n’t ask for mercy. I know that although the ‘drum-type washing machine’ is a pit father, it can really increase the mental power. I resisted and asked, “Master, is my body repaired?”

"It's fast, you practice slowly. When I come back in two days, I will let you out." After that, the old liar's voice disappeared again.

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