The Lame Daoist Priest

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The uncle is a shrewd businessman, pretending to reprimand the big cousin, and shaking hands with Uncle Zhao, said: "Brother, thank you for coming to pick us up. This pack of cigarettes is a specialty on our side, not sold here Come, take a taste. "

These few words from the uncle, I moved the unsophisticated Zhao Shuli to the rare place. I secretly scolded an old fried dough stick in my heart. It looks very enthusiastic. Why don't you see you and call me at my house? In my opinion, it's not as good as the big-mouthed cousin. I have to say that the fat big cousin really became pretty, but it is incomparable with my little sister Ling!

As I looked at her, she looked at me and said with a lip, "You're pretty tasteful."

Actually, it's not that I have taste, but that Xiao Ling has taste. The dress on me from head to toe is completely different from before. I smiled and said, "Fortunately, you're about one-tenth of your big cousin." I Smoothly patted a fart.

However, he was discovered by the ‘savvy’ cousin: “You are slippery.”

I said helplessly: "It's not that my tongue is slippery, but I'm afraid that you will beat me like you were when I was a child, so I said a few nice words to coax you in advance."

Everyone in the car laughed.

According to my request, the car drove to the mall. I got off and bought ten "Luxi" cigarettes, and four bottles of "Luliangye" wine, as well as some antler, bear bile, sea cucumber, which cost me more than 8,000 yuan.

Carrying things in the car, the big cousin turned over impolitely. She eats this kind of good things all year round. Of course she knows what I bought. She looked at me a few times and said, "Yo, cousin is so generous. Where to get rich? "

"Oh, big cousin, don't make fun of me. I opened a typing copy shop in Qiling City and made a small amount of money. Of course, it is incomparable to your jade business."

As soon as the dad heard me mention jade, he took off the ‘Dragon Phoenix Jade’ from his chest and said to the uncle: “Brother, you are a master of jade, how about my piece of jade?”

When I wanted to stop my dad, it was too late. I said to him and my mom at the beginning, this jade is a good thing. It must be carried close to the body.

I did n’t tell my dad and mom the truth. They did n’t know that this jade was a precious antique of the Song Dynasty.

When the uncle saw Yu Pei, although his face did not change, his eyes flashed with surprise. He took Yu Pei to look at it, and then gave it back to his dad, saying at random: "Not bad, worth five or six thousand dollars. "

Crap! The three treasures selected by the female knight help Xiaohui all sold for a high price of nearly 20 million, not to mention the three treasures selected for me? According to my estimation, this jade is also a well-preserved antique of the Song Dynasty. One million is still worth it. Uncle has done the jade business for decades, and he certainly recognized that this jade is extraordinary. He pretended to say that this jade is worthless. And wait a few days before proposing to purchase this jade at a high price.

He must have thought so!

Alas, this jade was considered by the uncle. . .

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When I returned to the ancestral house, I found that the dirt house in the impression disappeared and became a two-story building.

The room was full of people, and then began to recognize relatives, Dad finger by finger, what should this be called, what should be called, I also greeted one by one.

Grandma is very old, and she is very old in her 80s.

Grandpa passed away many years ago. My dad rarely mentioned grandpa. Even if I asked, he would change the subject. This made me a little puzzled, but after a long time, I stopped asking.

Distribute gifts to all relatives. Grandma blames me for spending money and praises me for growing up.

The second brother of the Erbo family is still very enthusiastic to me. He took me to drink at his house. He drank a wine for more than 8 o'clock in the evening. His wine volume was really good. After drinking seven bottles of beer, I was already confused. He But there was no bird thing. I hurriedly stopped drinking with him. I walked back to the ancestral house in three steps. I want to go back and remind my father not to sell Yu Pei to my uncle.

The lamp in the ancestral house was still on. Daddy and his team sat at two tables and were playing cards. It was not convenient to talk to him. So I found a room and stuck it on the bed. I said to sleep for a while and wake up Tell him again. . .

As a result, I slept more than a little in the middle of the night. Because I drank too much beer, it was awakened by urine, rubbed my head, and went to the toilet.

When I was peeing, I suddenly heard a shattering glass! At the same time, there was a female scream.

I quickly picked up my pants and ran upstairs. The scream came from the room of my aunt and cousin. I knocked on the door and said, "Aunt, I am Xiaolong, what happened?"

The door was quickly opened, and the cousin stood in the doorway in pajamas and said, "The glass was smashed."

The glass was smashed? I looked into the room and found that there was a red brick on the ground. This was someone deliberately smashing the glass! I ran downstairs, opened the door and went out to search for a circle, but I didn't find a figure. It seemed that I had run away.

Who would do it? This makes me feel puzzled.

Returning to the house, I found that my grandmother, my parents, my uncle, etc. were all awakened. I stood at the door and said, "The person who broke the glass without seeing the figure ran away. Grandma, has anyone offended our family?"

"Alas, ask your aunt!" Grandma sighed and returned to the room.

The aunt did not speak, and walked into the room of the uncle.

The dad came downstairs, sat on the sofa, lit a cigarette, and slowly said: "When building a house, the construction team crushed the arable land of several villagers. The villagers asked for compensation, but your aunt I did n’t accompany, so I formed Liangzi. When the house was built, those villagers also came to make troubles. It is estimated that 80% of them were done by those people again. It ’s true. It ’s up to you to do it. As long as the other party ’s demands are not excessive, you should lose money. I know your kid is rich, do n’t pretend to be poor with me. "

I rolled my eyes and said, "Dad, don't arrange for me to do this kind of broken things in the future ... But you always talk, what can I say? Go, tomorrow I will find the second brother, He should know which villager ’s land was crushed, and then I ’ll go talk to others about compensation. ”

Dad laughed and scolded. We all went back to bed, but the room where the glass was smashed couldn't live. . .

I drank a bed the next day because I drank a lot of wine. Until more than five o'clock in the morning, I was awakened by a knock on the door and a loud noise, frowning secretly, and I walked out after getting dressed. I saw my dad turned on the light downstairs and stood at the door and asked, "Who?"

"Laozi Zhao Erhu! Hurry up and open the door! Otherwise, your mother will smash the glass!"

Auntie and others also came out and stood under the fence on the second floor and looked down.

When Dad heard that the other party was about to smash the glass, he hurriedly opened the door, and dozens of big men poured in. The leading guy, Zhao Erhu, shouted, "Grass! What a great city you come from? I wo n’t pay ten today Ten thousand dollars, don't you think it's a good year!

Dad is also a man with anger, and immediately said angrily: Zhao Erhu, crushed you a few pieces of broken ground, you want to say 100,000? Don't **** shame your face! "

Zhao Erhu glared and waved the mop pole in his hand to hit the old man's head! I quickly sipped: "Hurry away!"

But the dad didn't even think that the other party said that he would hit it. He was hit by the mop pole and the mop pole was interrupted! ! !

The big cousin screamed.

Seeing that my dad was beaten, I immediately got angry and grabbed the stairs handrail and jumped directly from the second floor! !

Fall to the ground, bend your knees slightly, remove gravity, and then rush towards Zhao Erhu and others! Zhao Erhu swept my head with the broken mop pole!

I squatted down, swept my leg with a trick, and directly tripped Zhao Erhu! Then kicked his stomach! How to beat Zhao Erhu repeatedly! More than a dozen people who came with him were stunned, because my movements were too easy!

Until Zhao Erhu wailed: "Damn a fuck! All the **** hands!"

Counting Zhao Erhu, there are 13 people in total. They all hold weapons such as mop poles, shovels, hoes, hammers, and several people rushed towards me! I snorted: "Lao Li, you go upstairs! Give it to me here!"

I escaped the shovel that was photographed on the face, and bullied myself into the opponent's arms. The sixteen-way catcher used it, and I removed the opponent's arm joint in one move!

Another **** swept across! I hurriedly backed away, swearing in my heart, these guys are going to die! How much hatred is this TM?

The person on the opposite side saw that I had martial arts, and all the remaining 11 rushed!

Because the house was too small to dodge, I was caught by one of the guys by the collar, and I did n’t escape the hammer of the other guy. The hammer hit me on the shoulder, and then those people swarmed up and their fists hit like rain. On me, face.

Two fists are invincible, mainly because the house is too small to open, otherwise I can fight slowly.

Grandma's anxious voice sounded above: "Don't fight, don't fight, we lose money, don't fight!"

I was completely angered, and a sharp uppercut hit the chin of a person in front of me, and then slammed forward, rushed out of the encirclement, and wrestled with them. The 16th road grabber frequently used I basically removed the joints of my arms from the other person, and I played for more than two minutes. There were three people on the opposite side who were not injured. The other joints were all removed from my joints. The fist was directly knocked out by me!

I spit out **** saliva and asked, "Can't you still fight?"

The three people on the opposite side were all a little trembling, and they didn't say fight or fight, but they stood there and dared not step forward. . .

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