The Late School

Zhang Tan spent two days outside of work and finally finished analyzing the video of "The Chaser".

The entire video was more than an hour long at the beginning, after editing, it was compressed to 20 minutes.

In the future, all videos produced will not exceed 25 minutes in length. In the fast-paced moment, the videos are too long for no one to watch.

"This is the first time I have done it. It will take a little longer. I should be able to finish one in 2-3 days."

Zhang Tan summed up the video production experience and spent 4 nights before and after. After getting familiar with the process, it should be completed within 2-3 days.

Clicking on the short video, Zhang Tan watched it again and confirmed that there was no need to add or modify it and uploaded it to the video website.

As soon as the video was uploaded, Zhang Tan couldn't help but click on it to view various data.

There are two views, um, it's all my own contribution.

The number of comments is zero.

The number of likes is one, which is also contributed by myself. Alas, an account can only like once.

The number of collections is also one, also contributed by myself.

The number of shares is zero.

The coin count is also zero.

Everyone has the common problem of eager to be praised. The video just uploaded hopes to be widely recognized by the public. In half an hour, Zhang Tan hasn’t done anything, so he kept refreshing the data, seeing the number of comments increase from zero to 5. .

"Little brother's voice is so warm."

The content of the first comment is very encouraging. Zhang Tan silently praised the user named "Beautiful" and imagined that behind this comment must be a very well-behaved and gentle girl.

The second comment is not good.

"Guest·Official·Please·Enter~"

The third is also.

"Zhuang·Hanfa·Powerless·Edge, poke me~"

Zhang Tan endured pain and deleted these two articles, and looked at the fourth article.

"I want to go to the balcony at night."

Uncertain, is this driving?Balcony, look at the stars?Look at the moon?The pure human world is very simple.

Zhang Tan still deleted it, he is not a simple person.

The fifth article is also spam and advertised.

Zhang Tan is tired, who are these people!

He closed the webpage, not seeing or worrying.

Last second, I was full of pride and aspiration to make money every day. Now I only hope that a few people will like it.

He found another movie, clicked it to play, and lay on the sofa.

The life I have traveled over is really lonely. During this time, it was not that no one asked him to play, but they were all former friends who couldn't get along with him.

Strictly speaking, these people are not his friends. Everyone can't play together and can't urinate together. Especially Zhang Tan is a second-generation ancestor-like figure, and the people who interact with him seem to be indifferent.

Because he has no friends, Zhang Tan gets off work on time every day, goes back to school, buys vegetables and cooks, just like having a family with someone in check, and more disciplined than his wife.

In this regard, his amateur life is not even better than the guard Lao Li.

In his spare time, Lao Li often went to the village to find an old man and mother to brag, play chess, and dance a few square dances.In fact, what he is best at is ballroom dancing, that is, old men don't let their wives dance with him.

At the beginning of the movie, Zhang Tan couldn't help analyzing the plot with a professional eye. Just as he despised the protagonist for having no brains, the next second he felt dark and cool.

As the saying goes, it's heartless and heartless.

A person's needs are pure, so happiness will be pure.

Zhang Tan usually spit out the endless movies, but today he watched it quite tastefully until someone knocked on the door.

At this point, he thought it was Xiao Bai again, did not get up, and said, "Please come in, the door is unlocked."

The door was pushed open, and Aunt Huang stood outside.

"Watching a movie?"

"Ah? Aunt Huang." Zhang Tan paused the movie, got up and invited her in.

"I won't come in, so I'll tell you something. I will come to my house for dinner tomorrow at noon, and Xiao Berry will be back."

"Oh, okay, she's been on a business trip for a long time."

"That's right, their company is really, let her go to Guangdong Province alone for more than half a month as a girl, boarding and lodging in the hotel, it is really worrying. There was a news a while ago that a girl lived in The hotel was almost dragged away by a stranger. In broad daylight, thinking about it is scary."

Aunt Huang seemed to complain a lot about XiaoBerry's company.

Zhang Tan listened patiently to her nagging for a while and then sent him away.

Just about to close the door, I heard Aunt Huang who came downstairs talking to.

Zhang Tan listened for a while and found that it was Xiao Bai.

Xiaobai wanted to come to him, but he ran into Aunt Huang in the corridor and was taken back.

Unlucky little white children's shoes!

He closed the door, rested on the sofa again, and continued watching the unfinished movie.

He thought of Xiao Bai simply. He was an indomitable kid. Although he ran into the principal's aunt on the first trip, he had a second trip!She evaded Teacher Xiaoliu's caregiver, rubbed and slapped, then slipped away, touched Zhang Tan's door and knocked on the door.

Zhang Tan opened the door, and saw the kid holding a glass bottle with his head held high and smiling and saying hello: "Uncle, Xiaobai come to sit at your house, are you welcome?"

You asked, what can I say, don't hit the smiley person with your hand.

"Welcome, welcome, warm welcome."

If he knew that Xiaobai told her aunt he was poking, he wouldn't know if he would be so enthusiastic.

Xiao Bai was very happy, and handed him the glass bottle to see: "Look at my bottle, I caught a chicken in hastily."

The soft and cute Trump, Zhang Tan was confused and half-knowledge.

"You come in first." Zhang Tan asked her to come in.

Xiaobai took off his little shoes and stopped at the door.

"Uncle, did you drink?"

"……No."

"You are so good."

Complimenting him, he glanced around on the shoe rack by the door, and asked, "My kid?"

"What's the matter?" Zhang Tan couldn't help but also said Trump.

"Child, my child."

Zhang Tan frowned, wondering where did your 4-and-a-half-year-old little carrot head come from?When she saw her pointing at the shoes, she suddenly remembered that the shoes are children in Sichuan dialect.

Zhang Tan was funny and speechless. He found her little shoes from the shoe cabinet, put them at her feet and said, "I washed them, so I put them away."

"To get it."

Zhang Tan closed the door, asked her to sit down, and brought out the fruit snacks.

Xiaobai quickly licked his lips, and curiously asked him why he had so many delicious foods every time he came. After learning that it was always available at home, he immediately said with envy: "You love yourself so much, buy yourself so many delicious foods. of."

Zhang Tan: "..."

Xiao Bai wanted to eat but was polite, and handed Zhang Tan the glass bottle he was holding.

"Uncle, look, I caught a chicken in hastily."

Zhang Tan didn't understand what it meant, but saw a black cricket in the glass bottle.

"Is this the cricket you caught?"

Xiaobai said triumphantly: "This is my strength, I can show it to you."

Do you want to climb the tree again?Zhang Tan asked her to believe it. He absolutely believes that this is her strong point, so she doesn't need to perform.

Cricket catching performance?If you let it go, this little thing will disappear as soon as it jumps. I will settle down and give birth to a baby in my house and live here.

Xiaobai enthusiastically introduced him to this powerful chicken, and said it was the king of the grass, which was incredible.

She is like a little salesman.

Do you want to sell me crickets?Do I still look like a second generation ancestor?Zhang Tan thought, when he heard the door knocking again, Xiaobai who was talking immediately stopped and looked up at him.

Zhang Tan asked: "Who?"

"it's me."

Aunt Huang.

"Shovel! It's Auntie, the principal~" Xiaobai said in surprise.

The big thing is not good, she looks thief, like a small thief who is committing a crime is blocked in the room, and like a windmill whose tail is held by a fake and sophisticated.

"Come on."

Zhang Tan responded loudly and got up to open the door. Suddenly he saw Xiao Bai Bling Bling, and went to the kitchen. He leaned on the edge of the door and looked over here, putting his little hand on his mouth, and hurriedly signaled Zhang Tan not to say. she is at.

Thinking of Xiaobai being rushed back by Aunt Huang not long ago, Zhang Tan nodded and opened the door.

Aunt Huang said: "I'm sorry, Zhang Tan, I forgot just now, there will be two children entering the kindergarten next week, and you need to sign."

Give him a document, which is the admission materials for the two children.

"Come in first."

Zhang Tan ushered Aunt Huang in. Aunt Huang saw the glass bottle on the floor, looked down and asked with a smile, "Zhang Tan likes fighting crickets?"

There are also old people in the villages in the city who like to fight crickets, but they are all old people. The young people are either fools or second-generation ancestors.

Zhang Tan first glanced at the kitchen secretly, Xiaobai didn't lie down on the edge of the door, and hid in, but!A little foot was exposed!

"..."

Idiot!You show pony feet!Take it back soon!

Zhang sighed and laughed. He said that he liked to play. Seeing that there was a small bench beside the glass bottle, he stretched his feet to the side and asked about the children in the kindergarten.

While talking, suddenly there was a loud bang from the kitchen, which shocked the two of them.

"What's the matter?" Aunt Huang asked in surprise, subconsciously going to the kitchen.

Zhang Tan quickly said, "I'll go and see, Aunt Huang, sit here."

Aunt Huang stopped and watched Zhang Tan enter the kitchen.

In the kitchen.

Xiao Bai stood in the corner with his hands behind his back, shocked, panicked, and made a big mistake.

The bottom of the rice cooker was lying on the ground, still shaking slightly.

Zhang Tan and Xiaobai stared at each other.

Xiaobai clung to the corner tightly, squeezing herself in, rubbing her little feet on the ground, and said crampedly, "I'm sorry."

Aunt Huang’s voice came from the living room: "Zhang Tan, who is talking? Is anyone else at home?"

Xiao Bai's eyes turned around and her mouth opened.

Zhang Tan: -_-||

In the living room, Aunt Huang was asking: "Huh? Is there a cat?"

Zhang Tan glanced at Xiao Bai, and shouted in his heart, you are such a clever ghost.

Hehehe~~~ Xiaobai grinned, showing two rows of white teeth.

It is not appropriate to talk more at this time, he made a silent gesture to Xiaobai, and returned to the living room casually.

"A wild cat came in, but it has already slipped away."

"There are so many wild cats in the village now. They can't stop them by climbing over the wall and drilling nets. You must protect the fish in your house and don't be taken away by the wild cats."

"The kitten is naughty, but cute."

"If you are anxious, you will scratch people."

Zhang Tan signed the materials and returned them to Aunt Huang.

Aunt Huang said: "That's OK, I'll go back first."

She went to the door to change shoes, Zhang Tan saw Xiaobai's little shoes there, stepped on the soles of his feet, and hid them.

"Remember to come over for dinner tomorrow noon." Aunt Huang exhorted again.

"Okay, it must be there."

Finally sent Aunt Huang away, Zhang sighed with relief, and immediately felt wrong, why behave like a thief, telling her honestly that Xiaobai shouldn't be here?

After closing the door, Zhang Tan went to the kitchen, and saw the little white kid's shoes who had a clue to learn from meowing. He was standing by the sink and washing the bottom of the pot. When he came back, he turned around and said, "Uncle I'm sorry, take your pot Damn it, ha ha ha, I didn't mean to be Si."

Immediately he said: "I'm not afraid of auntie the principal, I'm playing peekaboo with her. This is my strong point. Let me show you.

Come on, thought I didn't know you were caught once?