The Legend of Martial Arts: the Strongest Handyman

"Mother, it's here."

"The old man meets the Master Shang Shu!"

The crowd was suddenly in a hurry.

"Old lady, get up quickly!"

The old lady listened to the voice, which was very similar to the voice of the servants at home when she first started, and couldn't help frowning.

"Old lady...Is there any explanation for this time?"

Lu Xiucai spoke up.

"Your voice is so familiar... I didn't explain it. I just wanted to ask how my son was admitted to the champion of martial arts!"

As soon as the question came out, everyone looked at Lao Bai and Qin Feng.

This kind of thing can only be made up by people who walk the rivers and lakes, and Xiucai is still a scholar.

Qin Feng waved his hand, he can play and edit, but he still can't do the storytelling.

Bai Zhantang was pushed out directly from behind.

Lao Bai lowered his voice and became like a storyteller with Shan Tianfang. He came up and said, "Okay!"

"What a majestic champion!"

"Wear a purple-gold crown with three-pronged hair, and wear a robe of Xichuan red brocade and hundreds of flowers."

……

"Oh? My son has learned to dress up?"

The old lady was immediately surprised, knowing that Li Dazui has been sloppy for so many years!

"Holding the Fangtianhua halberd, and under the crotch is the neighing red rabbit and horse!"

As soon as Lao Bai's words came out, the old lady was surprised again.

"Oh, my son has learned to ride a horse!"

Lao Bai continued to talk.

"Tanhua Lang came head-on, turned around and left in one round! Li Zhuangyuan stretched out his hand to take a look at his vest, lifted Tanhua Lang to his horse, threw it into the air, caught his feet with both hands, and exerted force with both arms!"

"Just hear it!"

Qin Feng suddenly simulated the sound effect on the side.

"Pfft!"

"It's torn in half with one click!"

Lao Bai was attentive here, and Xiao Bei even cried out in tacit understanding after school.

The old lady was suddenly speechless, and after a few seconds, she said: "Ah, my son will tear people up!"

"It's no harder than tearing a chicken leg."

Everyone covered their mouths and snickered, and Qin Feng couldn't hold back.

The rest of the plot is even better. Lao Bai turned into a land battle when he was talking, and the battle with the second place was just like the scene where Zhang Fei was slashing in the crowd with a Xuanhua axe.

The old lady was horrified after hearing it too much, so she just rested for a while and was carried to the guest room on the second floor by several people.

"Mother, rest for now!"

Li Dazui packed up his old lady and was about to go out, but was directly grabbed by the blind old lady.

"Son, tell Wei Niang carefully, how did you get admitted to the champion of martial arts."

"Isn't this all said..."

Li Dazui was also flustered.

"That's the martial arts test, what about the written test?"

"Besides, the martial arts test, just based on your kung fu, how can you tear the second place in the tanhua list?"

Li Dazui was speechless for a while, and after thinking about it, it seemed that Qin Feng had the highest martial arts in the entire inn.

"I trained with a martial arts wizard named Qin Feng! He's just outside the door now, mother, you've heard his voice."

Li Dazui thought about it for a while and made up the reason, "I asked someone to take the written test for me, and I passed it anyway."

"Oh, son."

The blind old lady sighed, "You can't let people find out, as soon as you find it, you will be smashed all over!"

"Go, bring me a needle and a brazier!"

Li Dazui's eyes suddenly widened: "Mother, what are you doing?"

"Tattoo for you!".

Chapter 33

Until midnight, Li Dazui's voice was still miserable from the second floor.

Qin Feng was sitting at the table and drinking tea calmly at this time, which was not at all different from their appearance.

Shopkeeper Tong and Xiao Guo didn't know what was going on, and the voices were quite miserable. They wanted to go up to see what happened, but they could only wait because of the special circumstances.

"Qin Feng, why don't you go up and see what happened."

Lao Bai looked at Qin Feng, only he was the most calm among several people.

"Besides tattooing, I really can't think of any other scenes."

Qin Feng picked up the teacup and waved his hand: "Don't panic, it will be fine later."

Sure enough, not long after Qin Feng finished speaking, the voice upstairs disappeared.

Everyone hurriedly prepared to go upstairs to take a look, but there was no reason.

"I do have an idea..."

Lu Xiucai said here, Qin Feng can directly default.

"Stop the ink, come on!"

The idea here is to pretend the emperor is coming!

It's okay to play like this inside a small inn. After all, there is no Jinyiwei here, and Xing Zhaotou and Xiaoliu are not here at this time.

"The Emperor is here!"

Lu Xiucai shouted to the aisle here, and Qin Feng in the distance walked in slowly simulating from far to near.

The big-mouthed blind old lady hurriedly saluted again, and was helped by everyone.

"Caomin Li swears by the emperor and the queen."

Shopkeeper Tong pretended to be the queen, and he didn't tremble at all when he spoke.

"No ceremony, Li Zhuangyuan, your mother can be spared the ceremony, why didn't you worship the emperor when you met?"

Qin Feng sat in the middle and played the emperor.

Lu Xiucai is still the Minister of the Household, and the former Minister of War has long since disappeared.

Everyone bowed to Qin Feng again with their big mouths, and tossed him for a long time.

"Wei Chen Li Xiulian, meet the emperor! Congratulations to my emperor!"

Qin Feng said in a low voice: "No ceremony and level."

His words were very charming. Although he was heard by the big-mouthed blind old lady just now, he couldn't recognize him at this moment.

"Li Qing's family, I'm here to ask you, are you still used to living in the capital?"

Everyone liked it wildly, and Lu Xiucai was also impressed by Qin Feng's peak acting skills.

"No, I'm not used to it!"

"Oh? How about I let you go back home now?"

"This... this can't be done, I'm not going anywhere!"

Qin Feng smiled, this old lady was quite stubborn.

"why……"

Old Bai's yin and yang strange voice suddenly sounded, which made the old lady stunned for a while, and quickly asked her son, "Why does he talk like this?"

Li Dazui thought about it for a while, and immediately said, "Eunuch, he is an eunuch!"

Although Lao Bai was angry, he could only act as a eunuch first, and he could only stretch his finger to the big mouth fiercely, indicating that he would order him in the future.

"Hahaha... My son has just won the champion of martial arts, and I will live in the champion's mansion from now on! My son has finally been admitted to the champion, how can I just leave."

"Please rest assured, the emperor, I will settle down in the capital."

The emperor played by Qin Feng coughed lightly at this time.

"Li Qing's family, I give you two choices."

"One, it is to take your old lady to send your mother back to the hometown immediately, to ensure prosperity and wealth."

"These two, it's the immediate expedition to the Northern Expedition!"

Li Dazui suddenly panicked: "Cut, who is it?"

Lao Bai made up a random reason here: "Cut Tanhua!"

"Didn't my son tear this flower up?!"

The big-mouthed old lady asked immediately.

Qin Feng stopped other people's words: "Because of this, this family member of Tanhua rebelled in the north."

"That's great?!"

The big-mouthed mother slapped the table suddenly.