The legend of the Crimson Demon clan started from Suqing
#100 - I discriminate against each of you equally
"I've been, been deceived... and twice at that. My goddess... my pride as a goddess... is shattered into pieces."
Aqua lay dejectedly on the table, crestfallen.
While Kazuma Satou didn't think she looked like a goddess at all and didn't care about her pride, Yunyun had indeed dealt them a significant blow.
...Just then.
[Emergency Quest! Emergency Quest! All adventurers in town, gather at the Adventurers Guild immediately! Repeat, Emergency Quest! Emergency Quest! All adventurers in town, gather at the Adventurers Guild immediately!]
A loud broadcast echoed throughout the town.
Kazuma Satou, feeling nervous and uneasy, shouted, "Hey, what's the emergency quest? Is a monster attacking the town?"
"It's probably harvesting cabbages; the harvesting season is about to arrive soon," Darkness said.
"Hmm? Is it today?"
Yunyun was also slightly surprised.
Because the climate varied slightly each year, and also because she wasn't with the Crimson Demons, she wasn't sure about the exact date. It was a pity that Megumin and Yunyun had gone to relieve stress; otherwise, they could have made it in time for this harvest festival.
"Huh? Cabbages? Is there some kind of monster called a cabbage?"
Kazuma Satou looked bewildered.
"Well, you'll know the specifics once you take a look at the town."
Yunyun got up and left.
He wanted to secure a good spot.
Darkness also nodded and said, "Indeed, we need to hurry. You two, hurry up and follow."
After saying that, she chased after him.
Kazuma Satou and Aqua hurriedly followed, and after learning that the cabbages were the cabbages he was thinking of, he was completely speechless.
But when he saw the cabbages flying all over the sky, the worldview he had built up for sixteen years completely shattered.
"Can I go back to the stables and sleep?"
That's right; modern people should have such an expression. Vegetables are alive and can fly in the sky... Even after living in this world for 13 years, he still couldn't accept the buggy planting system.
Hearing the guild seriously gathering adventurers, he thought something big like a monster siege had happened, but he didn't expect it to really be collecting cabbages.
"Kazuma, don't underestimate these cabbages."
"Yes, I'm Kazuma."
"Look at their impact force; ordinary people can't resist it at all. If you're not careful, you'll really get your head smashed!"
He looked in the direction Aqua was pointing.
The defensive line formed by many vanguard-class adventurers had gradually collapsed. The green spherical cabbages had terrifying attack power, and he also realized the anomaly of this world.
But among these people.
Two people particularly caught his attention.
One was a blonde, blue-eyed crusader, who stood with her arms open in front of others kneeling on the ground, making a gesture of protecting others even at the cost of her life, which was very touching... Although it was very touching, it would have been better if she didn't have an ecstatic flush on her face.
The other was a red-eyed, black-haired arch-wizard, whose fingertips constantly shot out lightning, with power much smaller than the current that electrocuted him. Although the accuracy left much to be desired, the frequency was as fast as a machine gun, randomly shooting out without regard for whether it would hurt people.
"Darkness and Yunyun, they're both so amazing!"
"Indeed..."
Even Kazuma Satou, who was unwilling to admit it, felt that the two of them were markedly different from the others when he saw their fighting methods.
Yunyun was working very hard.
After all, just now, the guild's counter lady said that this year's cabbages were very fresh, and harvesting one cabbage could earn 10,000 Eris! There were at least a thousand cabbages in the sky! Whether he could live in a big house depended on this wave!
"It's high noon!"
Biu! Biu! Biu! Biu!
Fortunately, his magic control was very strong, and both hands could constantly shoot out lightning; it was truly fast and furious!
Never mind the accuracy, just ask if it's fast!
There was no way around it; he hadn't learned skills like sniping, and accuracy wasn't about magic control.
However, Yunyun cleverly attacked the densely packed parts of the cabbages, so even if the accuracy wasn't great, he could still ensure that he hit them as much as possible.
While he was immersed in the shooting game, Yunyun carried Megumin back.
"W-we're back!"
"Damn it! I didn't expect the cabbage army to come only after I released my Explosion magic. If I had known, I would have endured it a little longer."
Megumin, who was out of magic power, was clearly unwilling.
Yunyun sent Megumin back to the inn, and then ran back to help. With her joining, the attack frequency increased by a level, and Yunyun's accuracy was much better than his, but her weak magic control often burned the cabbages to a crisp.
In the evening, the cabbage army left the town, and this grand harvest festival also came to an end.
Yunyun and Yunyun returned to the guild.
The two roughly calculated that, excluding the cabbages that were damaged and of poor quality due to destruction and those that were completely reduced to slag, they had harvested about 200 of them.
The power of magic was still too strong.
With cabbages being such fragile vegetables that shattered into slag with the slightest touch, there was no way to control the power well, and the guild wouldn't buy cabbages of poor quality at a high price.
Of course, it was also no problem to keep them for oneself to enjoy.
Yunyun did just that.
After all, eating rare ingredients could also increase experience points, and for them, who needed a lot of experience points, it was better to do so if they weren't short of money.
After the cabbage harvest festival quest ended safely, the entire town was serving food made from cabbages. Honestly, the taste was so-so, far from being as delicious as Yunyun's cooking. But considering that it could increase experience points, it was better not to be picky.
"Damn it, damn it...!"
Megumin kept poking the cabbage in her plate with a fork, still angry that she hadn't been able to shine during the harvest.
"Megumin, you can't play with food; it's impolite," Yunyun advised.
Yunyun didn't care: "Megumin, it doesn't matter whether you take action or not. After all, the power of your Explosion magic is too strong, and it will definitely blast all the cabbages into ashes."
"Indeed, Megumin's magic power is very strong."
It wasn't one of them who spoke.
Darkness, carrying a plate of cabbages, said, "Do you mind if I sit with you?"
"Mind, please squat under the table like a dog and eat," Yunyun said without turning his head.
"Umuu------"
She twisted her body, her face red.
The kind Yunyun let her sit down.
And not only Darkness, but also Aqua and Kazuma Satou; the two of them also joined in. As two newcomers who had just become adventurers, they only knew Darkness and Yunyun.
After that, Megumin and Yunyun also gave their names.
With Yunyun's prior warning, Kazuma Satou didn't mock the two's strange names, which invisibly added a bit of goodwill.
The idiot goddess, after sitting down, quickly started chattering.
"You guys are really amazing! Darkness can withstand so many cabbage collisions, and Yunyun and Yunyun's magic is also used freely. I think you two should be the ones who harvested the most this time."
"How could that be... Th-there are others who are more amazing than us."
Yunyun lowered her head shyly, but the slight upturn of her lips showed that she enjoyed this kind of praise.
How should this harvest be described...
Ordinary adventurers were powerless, while those with strength, such as Darkness, would only open their arms to enjoy the pleasure of being bumped, and Aqua would play the whole time, choosing to take care of injured adventurers and keep the cabbages fresh.
On the other hand, Kazuma Satou was impressive. He used the Lurk skill to eliminate his presence, quickly grasped the movement of the cabbages by sensing enemies, and even used the Steal skill to attack from behind.
All 3 skills learned were effectively utilized.
This was the modern person, applying all his abilities without any waste. Of course, this was also one of his few advantages.
Just as the few were complimenting each other.
Megumin slammed the table and shouted, "I can't admit it! Just cabbages, if I had my Explosion magic, I would definitely have harvested more cabbages!"
"Explosion magic?"
Kazuma Satou played the part of a qualified newbie.
Then Aqua popularized Explosion magic for him, and said that Explosion magic was a gag magic, which made Megumin glare at Aqua unhappily.
"Explosion is number one in the world! Heaven did not give birth to me, Megumin, the way of Explosion is like a long night for eternity!"
She shouted so loudly.
Yunyun hadn't learned much of Yunyun's strength, but he had learned 100% of his cringy lines.
At this time, Kazuma Satou also completely understood the Crimson Demons, and couldn't help but say, "Damn, chuunibyou?"
"That's not right, Kazuma," Yunyun said, raising his head, "There is only a fine line between chuunibyou and a strong person, the important thing is whether you can do it!"
"Damn, another chuunibyou?"
Huh???
Don't say, his mouth is also quite poisonous.
"How about it?"
Darkness said after the few got to know each other, "Why don't we form a party, High Priest, Crusader, Arch-Wizard, although having multiple Arch-Wizards is a bit unbalanced, and there's also an Adventurer, but I think it should produce a good reaction."
"I refuse."
"Umuu------"
As soon as she finished speaking, Yunyun flatly refused.
It must be admitted that Darkness's defense was very strong, and even Explosion magic could withstand it.
But the problem was that she was too reckless, often rushing into the monster pile regardless. This wasn't some MOBA game, where the competition was to see who could kill the back row faster.
Aqua was also very powerful, a High Priest who could use various recovery magic, and could even use unlimited resurrection as a rights dog.
But other than that, she was just a walking trouble-making machine, and she was also the goddess worshipped by that Axis Church!
He already had the rather troublesome Megumin; if he had a chemical reaction with others...
Aqua said unhappily, "What do you mean! I am a goddess, and the goddess is personally inviting you. What are you dissatisfied with? Join in with gratitude! Or rather, quickly worship me!"
"That's right, it's rare for everyone to be upper-level classes," Darkness also advised.
"Don't misunderstand."
Yunyun scanned them and said, "I don't care about your class, appearance, or gender; I equally discriminate against every one of you."
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