The Legend Of The Kyubi

"I think it's time for us to go and rest" - said Kushina as he looked at Jiraiya - "I hope you won't do anything stupid Jiraiya... I don't want to have to sacrifice you to my ancestors"

"I'll keep that in mind" - replied Jiraiya with fear.

"I hope so" - said Kushina as she squinted, only to take Kurama's hand and lead him to his room - "You owe me something."

"I have nothing to lose." Kurama shrugged when he said this as he was dragged out of the room.

"Is this normal?" - asked the Sannin as he watched the two redheads disappear.

"Believe me, this happens more often than you think... that's the main reason why she's pregnant," Anko answered.

"Kami-sama~!" - g.r.o.a.n.e.d Kushina from the third-floor room.

Karin and Kurenai blushed when they heard the redhead m.o.a.ning uncontrollably.

"This is pure gold!" - exclaimed Jiraiya as he began to write at full speed.

"I think she was so excited that she forgot to activate the silence seal..." - said Anko as he shook his head.

"Yeeehaaaaa~!" - shouted Kushina in ecstasy - "Come on Horse, you've got to do better than that to bring this cowgirl down!"

"Hmm... that's new..." - said Anko with a slight blush.

"Inspiration!" - shouted Jiraiya as he wrote with more emotion.

"I think that's enough!" Kurenai just looked away in shame. "Anko... please tell them to activate the silence seal"

"Why don't you do it, Nai-chan~?" - Anko asked with a joking smile on her face - "Are you ashamed?"

"Of course I am!" - exclaimed Kurenai with a red face - "I'm not as shameless as you!"

"Thank you~" - smiled the purple-haired woman - "I think I've had enough fun... Kushina-san~! Activate the silence seal~!"

" You were listening to me!" - shouted Kushina with a clear tone full of shame - "Why didn't you say so earlier?!"

"Where would be the fun in that?!" - Anko exclaimed from the first floor - "Now activate the damn seal before Jiraiya writes down everything you' re doing up there!"

". . ." - A deep silence appeared inside the Uzumaki mansion, only for Kushina's cry to be heard all over the place after a few seconds - "I'm going to kill you if I see you writing about this!"

"I think it's a good time for me to leave, thank you very much for dinner" - said Jiraiya as he ran out at full speed - "Please tell Kurama that I'll be at the old man's place to tell him what we talked about!"

"That was more fun than I thought it would be," smiled Anko as she looked at the girls still in the dining room.

"I still don't understand how you can be so shameless," Kurenai snorted with a scowl.

"I'm not shameless, I'm just honest about my wishes," replied the snake charmer. "'Not like you, Nai-chan."

"W-What are you talking about?" - Kurenai asked noncommittally.

"That you should hide your books better," Anko answered. "When I went to get some laundry, I discovered a very interesting book that I think Foxy-kun read"

"!" - Kurenai was surprised when she heard this as a great deal of sweat ran down her forehead.

"What was his name?" - muttered the purple-haired kunoichi as she thought to herself - "Right! Beginner's Bondage First Edition~!"

"!" - Kurenai only blushed when she heard this. She never thought that not only Anko had discovered her book, but also Kurama - "He what?!"

"Karin was the one who tried out his technique first hand" - smiled Anko while Karin nodded with a red face - "You see, she went to attack him and ended up being caught by a turtle knot"

"Really?" - Kurenai couldn't believe what she was hearing but quickly remembered the situation she was in - ". . ."

"I hope this is a lesson to you, Nai-chan" - said Anko seriously - "That goes for you too"

That said, Anko left the room.

"Bondage?" - Kin asked as he looked at the red-eyed kunoichi.

"Don't say it!" - Kurenai exclaimed as she ran to her room. She understood that she would have to change the location of her books to make them harder to find.

"Something to hide?" - Kin asked as she looked at the remaining Uzumaki.

"Nothing," answered Karin as she retreated to her room, though when she was halfway there, she increased the speed of her steps. She only relaxed when she was inside, so she walked towards her shelf and took out a book - "Thank God nobody found it... I had to use Henge to be able to buy it..."

The girl just breathed a sigh of relief that her book was in perfect condition, proving that no one had found it. 'How to subdue a pig', that was the title of Karin's secret book that she didn't want anyone to find.

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"Hmm~! Good as new~!" - exclaimed Kushina as she stood up. The smile on her face was proof enough that she was full of energy.

"I still don't understand how you can be this energetic after spending so much energy," said Kurama as he shook his head, "It's as if you absorbed my life force."

"Does it bother you?" - purred the beautiful red-haired woman.

"I have the vitality to spare" - smiled Kurama as he embraced the woman - "Do you shower together?"

"Just shower?" - Kushina asked in a seductive tone.

"Keep it up and I'll forbid you to have s.e.x," said the young redheaded man in a hoarse tone.

"Do you know Kuro-chan?" - said Kushina - "That only works with men..."

". . ." - Kurama was only silent when he heard this as the two of them entered the room's private bathroom.

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"Welcome to the ranch, cowgirl!" - Anko said with a funny smile on her face.

"Yes, I understand you heard me!" - exclaimed Kushina with a red face - "You don't have to remind me!"

"And again I repeat... where's the fun in that?" - smiled the snake charmer.

"Your appointment with Kuro-chan is canceled," Kushina snorted as she went to the kitchen to prepare breakfast.

"You can't do that!" - Anko exclaimed in surprise as she ran after the woman - "You have no right!"

"I can and I did," replied the matriarch, Uzumaki. "I am the matriarch"

"Tyranny!" - shouted Anko angrily - "I won't allow it!"

"I think I'll have to make breakfast myself," Kurama muttered as he went into the kitchen. From what he could see, the two women's arguments would not end anytime soon.

"Do you want some help?" - Kurenai asked.

"I thank you," smiled the young redhead as the two of them went to prepare breakfast.

"This is still strange," murmured Kin, "Though not as strange as Oto.

"Believe me... even the Blood Prison is less strange than Oto" - said Karin - "And I've heard that place is strange"

"Now I feel like an animal species on the verge of extinction" - sighed the girl from Oto - "Although looking on the bright side, this situation seems normal... although I don't understand how the conversation went from 'You are not allowed to f.u.c.k today', to 'Ramen is better than Dangos'..."

"What did you say about ramen?!" - exclaimed Karin as she ran to join the battle.

"Ok, now things have become crazy..." - murmured the girl from Oto as she watched the fight to find out which dish was better - "Not to mention that it's a surprise how quickly Kushina-san and Kurama-kun made Karin into their Ramen religion... although this may be a sleeping gene that all of Uzumaki possesses..."

"I better get back to the kitchen..." - said Kurenai as she returned to the dining room, only to see how three of the inhabitants were fighting for supremacy over which dish was better than the other.

"What are they doing?" - asked Kurama curiously. He could not hear what was going on because Karin had activated the seal of silence when the two women had started arguing.

"It's nothing... just trivial matters" - said Kurenai as she brought the redhead back into the kitchen - "Come on, Kurama-kun... we still have to make breakfast."

"Ok... I guess it's a trivial issue" - Kurama just shrugged as he went back to the kitchen.

"Thank goodness..." - muttered the red-eyed kunoichi as she saw that she had been saved. If Kurama joined in that fight, it would not be over for at least five hours and by that time it would be lunchtime.

"Is this normal?" - Kin asked.

"More than you think..." - Kurenai sighed. "There was a time when they started arguing in the morning and ended up at night... In the end, I had to go and eat something outside..."

"Don't you think this is a bit much?" - said Kin with a scowl.

"You better hope they don't hear you say that" - answered Kurenai seriously - "If I learned anything from those discussions, it's that they don't forgive anyone who looks down on their sacred favorite dish"

"Ok..." - Kin just shook her head - "Do you think you can come with me to buy something?"

"I don't have a problem" - nodded the Jonin sensei from team 8. She understood that it wasn't a good idea for Kin to go out alone, not because they were afraid she would escape, but because Orochimaru might capture her.

"Thank you," Oto's girl smiled.