The legendary old man’s long journey of saving money

The ninja hospital in Konoha Village is different from the usual pharmacy medical hall and specializes only in surgery and anatomy. For patients with colds, fevers, pneumonia, cancer, and other conditions that are not related to the task, doctors at ninja hospitals usually spread their hands together, regretting that this is not their profession and cannot do anything.

For these angelic sisters who can fight with enemy ninjas when they copy sawbone knives in wartime, and dissect each other on the spot after hacking each other to death, letting them treat internal medical diseases is an insult to their professionalism. Of course, another reason they refused to treat their regular illnesses was that Konoha Village punished ninja doctors for taking treatment tasks privately.

On the first day of each medical ninja, hospital leaders lead newcomers to the hospital's exhibition room to see an appendix soaked in preservatives. The genius scientist Orochimaru, who was known as the first divine hand of Konoha Village, was directly revoked his medical license and expelled from the village because he operated on appendicitis in the hospital without permission.

It is said that the patient in the hospital bed could only watch as his surgeon was removed from the operating room by the dark part and stitched himself up in despair. Since then, no ninja doctor from Konoha Village has dared to give others a private illness.

...... Until now.

At this moment, in the ninja hospital, there are endless noises, curses, and crying.

The female doctor named Shizune in the office frowned at the folder in front of her, her appearance was not outstanding but her figure was proud. Under the doctor's white coat, she wore a cheongsam with deep grooves and high forks. Over twenty years old, she has been busy with work because of the war and has no chance to find a suitable partner, in order to catch the last train of marriage, she has gradually become bold in her dress over the years, but fewer and fewer people are walking on the street to peek at her.

For Konoha ninja, a high-risk industry with an average life expectancy of less than forty years, she is now a standard older unmarried young woman. It's not that she hasn't tried blind dates, but her current job makes all blind dates stay away.

Shizune raised his eyes and peeked at the little couple in front of him, with a kind attitude like a confidant big sister.

She said carefully: "This gentleman, usually the testers who come to us for paternity tests have already expected the results before they come, so I hope you can understand that we are only informing you of the results of our paternity tests, and there is no personal emotion mixed in with them." I hope you don't give up hope, one day you will find your child back! The

young man in front of Shizune looked indifferent, and seemed not surprised by her answer.

"So all the samples are not related to me, right?" The young man's tone was cold, as if he was confident.

Shizune nodded and comforted: "I think you must have lost your child for some reason, that's why you secretly found so many samples to test, right?" I'm sorry Ms. Tenten, those people are not related to Mr. Sasuke. The

haggard-looking Tiantian suddenly came to his senses when he heard this, and his eyes lit up: "Gongzi, it turns out that I blamed you wrong!"

Sasuke was helpless at the little maid who was hugging his arm in his arms, and rubbed the other's hair with a spoiled look.

"I just said that those are not my children, you still don't believe it!"

"Oh, scumbag..." silent scolded silently in his heart, and suddenly thoughtfully: "It's not his species....I don't know if this little handsome guy is lucky or unlucky."

Shizune handed the identification report to the two: "Not only are all the samples not related to Mr. Sasuke, but after we cross-checked, we also found that these samples are not related to each other. You two can rest assured.

Sasuke took the report casually, and when he saw the price on the last page of the report, his hands trembled like chaff when he faced the Edogawa Sword Saint.

"Twenty thousand taels...? Just such a report for 20,000 taels? Sasuke's eyes widened like copper bells.

"I'm sorry Gongzi, only the ninja hospital in Konoha Village has equipment for paternity testing, and I am more anxious to do the expedited test..." Tiantian said in a pitiful tone, looking at his son with blank eyes.

I have to admit that the Ninja Hospital's trick is really rich. Since the end of the Ninja War, the ninja hospital has also run off its financial route, and there are not so many wounded in the battlefield to heal.

Although the ninja doctors made a lot of money during the war on sky-high treatment costs, as soon as the war ended, the ninja doctors were instantly cut off from the hospital. Poor people think about change, and under economic pressure, the greedy ninja doctors use those medical devices of the big snake pill to do the harmful business of paternity testing.

During the war, a large number of male ninjas died in the ten rooms of the Konoha village ninja family, and a considerable number of male ninjas were on missions all year round or were mistaken for dead because they lost contact during missions. The restless widows and young female ninja in the village had scorched Sarutobi during the Third Shinobi War, but fortunately, Fugaku, the patriarch of the Uchiha clan, was able to suppress things until the end of the war.

Children born during the war were already a bad account, and even the high-ranking officials of Konoha Village and various ninja families took a tacit or even permissive attitude towards the behavior of female ninjas to go around. For the ninja family, family inheritance is far more important than blood inheritance. I don't know how many small ninja families were saved from extinction because the deceased's wife was "just" pregnant before her husband died in battle.

It was supposed to be a happy thing for everyone, but because this group of greedy ninja doctors openly conducted paternity tests, the whole village was boiling. Especially when the ninjas who disappeared in the war returned to the village after nine deaths, they found that their wives gave birth to a big fat boy...

Love is a light, green to the heart panic. The name of Konoha Village is not good, and it is inevitable that the trees and leaves are green.

For this group of insatiable doctors, Sasuke was extremely contemptuous in his heart. I had intended to pay the bill, but looking at Chu Chu's pitiful pretending every day, Sasuke still sighed and had to pinch his nose to confess.

"Trouble sending the bill to the human resource management company at the former site of the Uchiha family, and someone will naturally pay for it." Sasuke said angrily.

"Gongzi, I'm sorry. It's all to blame for breaking your bank.

"It's okay, deduct from your salary for the rest of your life."

Sasuke pulled up Tiantian and pushed the door away, and the medical ninja Shizune let out a long sigh of relief.

One-third of the ninjas who came to her for an appraisal cried and cried after getting the results, one-third pulled out their swords and never died, and the last third were violent doctors, who blamed the doctor directly, smashed in the consultation room, and even used violence against silence. There are very few like Sasuke and Tenten who leave silently.

......

In the long corridor of the hospital, Sasuke held the paternity certificate and smiled.

Tian Tian carried the hem of his skirt and held Sasuke's arm with a happy look.

They wander among flying kunai, shurikens, and detonation charms.

They passed by a couple with hideous faces and cursing at each other's hair.

They hold their heads high, they are exuberant.

The men and women who were squatting in the corner and crying raised their heads and watched with puzzlement as the pair of lovers held hands and gradually drifted away.

At the end of the corridor, the emergency doctor and mortician, who were responsible for personally identifying the one-stop service, also stopped moving, ignoring the partners on the emergency bed who had just fought and applauded the happy couple of Sasuke.

For the happiness of others, the kind ninja doctors are always willing to give the most sincere applause, especially those partners who have just undergone a paternity test.