The Little Cook's Wealthy Counterattack

"Hey, Lao Zhang, is your son a student of Shihui hall? Have you followed the two lakes for disaster relief this time?"

The storekeeper of the grain shop, known as Lao Zhang, was stunned. His kind smile on his face deepened unconsciously. His double chin was raised with pride. At first glance, he was scratched to the itch by this problem.

Pretending to be modest and waving his hand, Lao Zhang and other neighbors gathered their eyes on him, and then his tone was light. He said happily, "my boy has gone, but he has no ability to help. Let's laugh."

"Don't you have any skills? Isn't your son from the arithmetic class? Now the students in the advanced arithmetic class are almost passed down to the gods outside. It's easy to move mountains and reclaim the sea! Don't fool us."

Lao Zhang, with a deeper smile on his face and a wrinkled smile on his face, waved his hand again and again. He didn't care, but his tone was like showing off.

"Hey, I learned something from the gentlemen in the Shihui hall. Didn't your daughter give them seven days off this time? She came back and stayed with us for a day. Without understanding, she said that he helped blow up a river mouth. It's all a small matter."

The crowd of onlookers roared and widened their eyes. They looked at Lao Zhang with admiration, who was bending the back of his head to his heels. They were full of envy.

"Blow up a river mouth? That's amazing! Even my distant cousin who is the forbidden army has only heard of and never seen it, let alone used it..."

The questioner was shocked. He took two steps to hold Lao Zhang's sleeve and didn't scratch. "No, no, you have to treat! Your son is an expert who can use explosives. He graduated from the Shihui hall in the future. He's not rushing everywhere. He has a bright future! Treat, you have to treat!"

My son is promising. When Lao Tzu is praised by everyone's envy and jealousy, I feel comfortable and can't say it.

Pretending to be unbearable, Lao Zhang smiled and invited familiar shopkeepers nearby to his house tonight.

"Hehe, there is nothing good at home, but the boy is still filial. When he was in Lianghu lake, the local people thanked him for his credit and gave him many local specialties, which is not common here."

"I'll write a letter in the afternoon and ask the boy to get some food from the Shihui hall. All the big guys come and have a taste!"

"Yo! The food in the Shihui hall is no worse than the imperial food in the imperial palace. You can get rid of others. You must see this food!"

On the one hand, there is some pantothenic acid and flattery, on the other hand, pretending to be modest. In fact, everyone can see the enjoyment of small tongue, which can really be regarded as the joy of the guests and hosts.

Most of the students in the Shihui hall come from Kyoto. This return from meritorious service is a focus of attention. No matter how ordinary it was, it is now an eye held in the palm of the hand!

People like Lao Zhang who are asked or invited to dinner are staged in every corner of Kyoto.

Not only civilians and merchants show off their children, civil servants and military generals smile with joy.

Apart from other things, it was in Kyoto, but it appeared in a large area for the first time. The whole family made a fuss to hold a banquet for the common son, and the legitimate son looked at it.

Hearing the ups and downs of his classmates' treatment in the past two days, Yuwen Tingtao thanked his father's foresight in his heart again.

If he hadn't entered the Shihui hall, I'm afraid he would be like other legitimate sons. His envious eyes are red and he can't control his ordinary mind.

Thinking of this, Yuwen Tingtao smiled and looked at the piles of letters and invitations to apply for admission, calmly put them away and put them aside.

The dean said that there are enough students in the Shihui hall this year. Let alone whether the legitimate sons of each family come or not at the beginning, even the Royal relatives are disheartened and rejected?

Where is the Shihui hall? Come whenever you want. What's special about that?

"Listen to Tao! Are you finished here? When you're finished, come and help me write the lantern riddle. I need it at night. I'm too busy here!"

Li Chengping rushed in with a lot of small notes, holding some forked brushes in his hand, and his clothes were full of ink ideas.

Yuwen couldn't help laughing when he heard Tao. He quickly cleaned his desk and asked him to put down his things, and then calmly studied ink for him.

"Riddles? Do you want to guess riddles at night?"

"Isn't it? The Dean temporarily ordered me to write hundreds of difficult lantern riddles and turn on the lantern party in the Shihui hall at night. There is no limit. Anyone who wants to come can come! Isn't it time to die?"

The more he said, the more miserable it became. Li Chengping grabbed Yu Wen's sleeves with tears in his eyes and begged pitifully: "is it a brother? Is it a brother? You have to help me. The dean said that it is difficult to write riddles. 60% of them are not allowed to write. They should be painted so that illiterate people can participate!"

This... Is really what the Dean can order.

Crying and laughing, Yu Wen listened to Tao and suggested, "why don't we go to the senior painting students to help?"

"That won't work." Li Chengping shook his head in embarrassment and whispered, "the dean said that these riddles are rewarded. What if those bitches get brush points?"

Senior painting students have a bad reputation in Shihui hall.

Because they are learning western body painting recently, who offends them is easy to appear on the door of the toilet, and the shape is strange. They are likely to be matched with all kinds of ugly women and obscene old men

This matter has also been reported to the Dean, but Jiang qianxia... Anyway, after reading it, he only warned all senior painting students to pick up beautiful paintings. They are too ugly to look at. This matter has been exposed.

This directly leads to high-level painting students, hiding their high-level painting identity and making waves more rampant

As Yuwen Tingtao, who was also teased, he couldn't help but smoke at the corners of his mouth when he heard this, but he turned his head and thought, isn't it right? Can their Dean, who is full of bad water, let the painting class take advantage of the loopholes and brush points?

Sure enough, they sent someone to ask limitless, and they got an answer - the students in the Shihui hall were only allowed to guess word puzzles and draw puzzles. Who dared to rob the people? When they were caught, they directly changed their women's clothes and danced for everyone at night.

"Look, I said the Dean couldn't have been unprepared."

Yuwen listened to Tao slapping Li Chengping on the shoulder with a smile, and listened to his cold sweat and fear: "fortunately, I came to ask in advance. I almost wanted to sell the answer..."

"What's the answer? Have you two finished your work? Do you know who is in the painting class? Now those grandchildren refuse to admit their identity. We can't do the preparatory work here!"

Lin Kai ran over with carpenter's tools in his hand. He had a terrible headache.

Yu Wen listened to Tao and Li Chengping look at each other and said inexplicably, "what are you going to do?"

Holding up the saw in his hand, Lin Kaili said of course, "what do you think is just pointing to your lantern riddle at night?"

"The Dean gave a lot of interesting ideas. I have to find someone to draw a donkey's ass here... Hey, do you think there is any difference between a donkey's ass and a horse's ass? Can I follow the horse's painting?"

I couldn't figure out why there was a donkey's ass at the Lantern Festival. Li Chengping smashed his mouth, hugged his hands and smiled with schadenfreude.

"If you are not afraid to be regarded as a student in the painting class, just draw."

Lin Kai sneered at him and said, "I finished drawing your name!"

well! Who says those who come out of the door are dead headed? Look at this belly of bad water!