The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

There is one sentence that can describe the status of the old monk in the Bianjing city: he is not in the arena, but there is his legend in the arena.

There was an uproar in the audience, with screams, whistles, applause, and roaring sounds endless!

"Knowledge Zen Master! Actually it is the Know Zen Master!"

"Oh my God, today is really worth it, of course!"

"What is he going to say? What will he say?!"

Many people are shouting loudly, but they don't know what they are shouting, they just vent their excitement.

They clapped vigorously, their faces flushed.

Not only the common people in the market, but also the high-ranking officials, all fell into excitement.

The person on the stage is not an entertainer, but he can use a simple sentence to set off the biggest climax of today to this time, which has a greater response than any previous program.

Just because he knew it.

No one thought that Yun Yan's invitation back was actually clear!

Those audiences couldn't think of it, and the actors backstage also couldn't think of it.

Especially after they have finished their performances, everyone realizes the importance of this performance. As a bottom-up show, it must be the top priority. If it is not heavy enough and there is no perfect ending, then the whole show will be So there is a shortcoming.

All the actors are discussing who will come to the bottom.

—Naturally, what they want to ask most in their hearts is actually why can’t it be me? Why can't it be me?

Zhou Shuiniang thought this in his heart, and the dancers of the Yutu Hun Lei team thought so.

People are ambitious. The order of appearance is a symbol of status.

Then when they saw it came out, there was no sound at all, only the word convinced!

Convinced in capitals.

This is someone they didn't think about, because they didn't dare to think about it!

Who are they? The abbot of the royal temple, a famous Zen master in the monk world!

Only when such a character comes out can the audience be restrained. All the actors are convinced and have no opinion. Looking up, the signs are all written by the official handwriting. A royal monastery abbot came to say that it was very good.

From another perspective, this is really reasonable.

First of all, as today, the monks have too many side jobs, even investing in brothels and selling pork. What's more, monks are said to be the official establishment of the Daxiangguo Temple. He came from the layman's terms, not doing business, this is a kind of promotion of Buddhism!

Obviously, the guest appearance of the vulgar monk is to expand the influence of the Daxiangguo Temple, and the business of the vulgar monk is expected to set off another climax from today.

As a character who has appeared in the scriptures of monks all the year round, it seems that he is already a stalk of the street knows all the time. Doesn't Yun Yanhui once only say his name, will it cause a lot of laughter?

In the same way, now, it is clear that all you need to do is to say a word casually on stage, and the scene will be turned upside down.

He didn't come on stage alone. Behind his words, there are the foreshadowing of the monks and the artisans for nearly ten years. This is the accumulation of countless jokes.

Over the years, everyone has been hearing all kinds of stories about Kuan Ran, and once went to the temple to see Ran. However, the effect of standing on the stage with Kuan Ran for a layman's talk is completely different.

It took a long time for the scene to calm down. Everyone stared at it with excitement and concentrated on it.

Clearly: "Everyone knows Lao Na?"

Everyone shouted in unison: "Know!"

It was clear: "Well, but just outside, someone stopped Lao Na and asked Lao Na if he wanted to buy a gift."

"Hahahahaha!"

"Ask the abbot of Daxiangguo Temple if he wants to save his salvation? Hahahaha!"

"Laughing hard at me, really?"

This privately stopped people asking, it must have been selling fake salvation. This effect is almost the same as asking the chief of public security if he wants to apply for a fake police officer's ID.

It’s clear: "Old Na thought to myself, it’s usually the old Na’s sending money to people. This time it’s fresh. Someone asked Lao Na if he wants it. Lao Na told him that Lao Na has a formal do-it-yourself collar, so I don’t need to buy it. This person just said it. Turn, and ask Lao Na: Do you want to buy a wig for the rest day?"

"Puff ha ha ha, buy a wig!"

"He usually sends people...haha, isn't it?"

Some people also thought that this is obviously a satire of some current phenomena. Not only are there many people from the rivers and lakes who pretend to be monks doing bad things or taking refuge, but there are also many monks who let go and do not abide by the precepts and rules. Look, there are actually some who sell wigs to monks?

It is clear: "Old Na is so upright, would he need it?"

While he was talking, he also looked at the vulgar monks of Daxiangguo Temple standing under the stands.

"Need!"

"I want it!"

The audience was booing, and there was no way. In the paragraph, the images are really various, and in many cases they will be very cunning, or wise.

He smiled clearly, "So Lao Na said, "I don't know how the quality of yours is. Has anyone bought it at Daxiangguo Temple?"

"Puff!"

"The great monk is waiting here?"

"Haha, who bought it? The scriptures must be copied!"

…

If modern people see it, I am afraid that this kind of performance will be familiar.

This is not so much vulgar talk, it is better to say that this is a talk show.

Compared with the common saying, there are more interactions with the live audience, faster pace, very intensive laughter, and the content is easier to understand, close to life, that is, more commercial.

This is a tailor-made table by Yun Yanhui. It is a series of small jokes, and because the image of the understanding is placed here, he does not need to use the long length like many actors who are on stage for the first time. For everyone to put in the background of the story.

-Just like when the monk first appeared in the past, he chose to take advantage of Ran's fame, but now he knows that he is playing by himself.

Everyone knows that he is the abbot of Daxiangguo Temple, and he doesn't need to lay the groundwork. If someone asks me if I want to buy a Duobi, the effect will be amazing. Of course, the deepest substitutions are the natives of Bianjing, or those who stay in Bianjing all the year round. Others may have to combine his previous self-introduction to understand it, but these indigenous people understand it in an instant.

It’s quite easy to write a table for Zhiran, because he has a lot of stubs. It took Yun Yan only half a day to type out the entire draft, and it took another two days to polish it, and then he gave it to Zhiran to rehearse. .

To say that he spent more time, it is persuasive. Fortunately, he is not a pedantic person. As the saying goes, he was originally meant to expand the influence of Buddhism. If he played better, why not do it?

In fact, since then, it is obviously impossible to perform often, but every year on the Lantern Festival, he will talk about a short layman.

Moreover, this has become a common practice. Later, every abbot of Daxiangguo Temple would do this, because they discovered that this actually helped them and Daxiangguo Temple's reputation.

Any thoughts you have can be spread to the public in this way.

The power of an abbot is much stronger than that of ordinary monks. It is a decent and effective propaganda to talk about it once during the celebration of the whole world.

This situation was later joked by Yun Yanhui: In order to save the declining Buddhism, the abbots stood up and became idols.

Now, in Yusunhong, from Zheng Ping to the princess, to the ladies next to them, they all laughed upside down, tears bursting out, and when they came on the court, the laughter and applause never stopped.

It was over suddenly, and Heshi stepped down. They had a feeling that they were too weak to laugh, and they arranged their makeup and clothes.

"My God, I've heard Abbot Ran talk about Zen, but I didn't find that he has such a cute smile ability."

"Exactly, I have also heard the vulgar talk, but I have never understood that the abbot is like this-it is funny, but now it is memorable and thought-provoking."

"I just feel that I am about to die out of laughter..."

"It's wonderful! Never before!"

The effect is amazing. Let alone these noble ladies, it is the idlers who soak in the goulan washhouse all day long. They are also out of breath with laughter. They have never experienced such a intensive laughter "destruction". ".

This is the rhythm of the 21st century, and this wave really makes them totally unstoppable.

Zhang Shanren and his disciples listened below, with their eyes shining. The layman watched the excitement and the expert watched the doorway. They could see that this is the same as the common saying, in fact, it is completely different!

It was clear that it went down, everyone still hadn't finished, and they were still not willing to go away.

…

Yun Yanhui greeted him in the audience, handed him tea, and helped the old monk to rest in the temporary backstage opened in the store.

It was clear that as soon as he came in, all the artists gathered around.

Zhang Shanren was particularly excited and took a clear hand.

Knowingly, quickly pointed to Yunyan back, "You look for him."

Before Yun Yan came back to dodge, he was dragged, "I knew it was you!" Zhang Shanren took Yun Yan back, "I knew it, you kept one hand!"

If Yun Yanhui had used this trick early on and applied it to the vulgar monks, they would have starved to death, and Zhang Shanren would have some lingering fears.

Now he can only do these tasks clearly, but it will not affect the market. After all, no matter how powerful he is, there is only one person.

Yun Yan knew what Zhang Shanren meant in his heart, and the two understood naturally, and everything was silent.

Obviously, he was a little unexpected, Yun Yan said back to him that if he went up and talked about it, the effect would be very good, but he didn't expect it to be so good!

Zhang Shanren couldn't help but said rightly: "Abbot, it seems that you will be very busy during the next period of time..."

Busy rejecting all kinds of performance invitations!

For today's scene, there are definitely many people who want to invite them to perform.

However, it is clear that he is really not professional, and he is an abbot, what is it like to run business every day. The President of the United States occasionally appeared on variety shows, but that didn't see the world.

I clearly clicked on Yun Yan and didn't know what to say. It seems that he really underestimated himself, and also underestimated Yan Ge'er.

I don't know if it is crying or laughing.

This effect is really good. After this day, Man Bianjing discussed this day's program, at least half a month, and one-third of it focused on understanding.

Everyone talks about it!

Daxiangguo Temple has said that it will meet the peak again, and the attendance rate is full!

Even with incense and donations, the income has risen!

The eyes of other temples and Taoist temples in Bianjing are red with envy. In recent years, the development of Daxiangguo Temple has been really good. Now they can't help but sigh: they still have fun with Xianglan!