The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

Bao Zheng was unsmiling to corrupt officials, but he was very kind when facing the people.

For example, now, in the face of these people who want to match him, Bao Zheng has a very good attitude. He can't refuse but he is very polite to send these people out.

But since these matchmakers came, how could they leave easily. The matchmaker in the Song Dynasty was called a matchmaker, and the industry had developed more standardized, even with different levels.

The higher the gift money, the higher the fees charged by the matchmaker. A marriage of Bao Zheng's level is a big deal for matchmakers. So he refused to leave, and wanted to sell it with Bao Zheng.

Bao Zheng couldn't laugh or cry. He just wanted to ask people to come and invite these people out politely. He suddenly realized that this is not a one-time-and-for-all method, so he calmly said: "The truth is not getting married by accident. It's just a busy schedule and no time to discuss relatives. We have a government official in Kaifeng Mansion, who is safe, careful, and loyal to the truth, and knows the nature of the truth. The family of the truth is not around, so let him see the matter with full authority. If you have any ideas, go to him. Say it."

The matchwomen were overjoyed. They thought it was a little weird. They were all relieved after asking Bao Zheng's name about the important affairs of Mrs. Mirai.

The matchwomen walk the streets and alleys every day, and the parents of the east and the west are short. They all know that they have also heard the name Yun Yanhui said. Some people even approached Zheng Ping and wanted to talk back to Yun Yan as a matchmaker, but they were rejected.

After Bao Zheng said so, they didn't bother Bao Zheng, and went out in a swarm, looking for Yunyan back.

...

Yun Yan replied about the invigilation, so he really went to the invigilation. At this time, he was sitting on the podium, and the students in the classroom were writing questions carefully.

Suddenly someone raised his hand, Yun Yan walked up to him and asked in a low voice, "What?"

Student: "Sir, I want it to be convenient..." He was a little unconfident when he said this, because most students would choose to hold it back, but he couldn't hold it anymore.

"Yes, let's go." Yun Yan replied, seeing the student stand up and go out, followed behind him, and temporarily handed the classroom to another teacher to invigilate the exam alone.

The student was a little surprised that Yun Yan followed him back, but he thought about it to prevent cheating, so he ran to the toilet with his legs on his back.

After entering the cubicle, the student realized that Yun Yanhui had actually followed up, "??"

Yun Yanhui not only came in, but also walked to his next door solemnly, leaning over and staring at him.

Student: "..."

Yun Yan replied: "Hurry up, you haven't finished the question yet? There is not much time left."

The student tremblingly took it out, urinating tremblingly under Yun Yanhui's gaze, thinking that I knew this was the case, I might as well hold it back! Mr. Yun is so cruel. Wouldn't it be a waste of effort if a real person wanted to cheat?

After he finished urinating, Yun Yanhui returned to the classroom with him when he saw another teacher standing at the door.

"Mr. Yun, someone is looking for you," the teacher said.

"Who?" Yun Yan asked casually.

Teacher: "A group of matchmakers..."

As soon as this sentence was spoken, all the students looked at it "huh?"

Mr. Yun was crowned not long ago. Is this going to discuss marriage? And it's a group of matchmakers... Tsk tsk, there is a story behind this!

Yun Yan didn't know why there were a group of matchwomen looking for him. He was puzzled, but he was invigilating the exam now, so he said, "Please come to my study to sit for a while. I will finish the exam in a while. ."

After a quarter of an hour, when the exam was over, Yun Yan retrieved the test paper and went to the study with a large test paper. At first glance, there really were five or six matchmakers sitting inside.

This matchmaker has full-time, part-time, official media, private media, three-six-nine-nine, etc....... These are the more high-end ones from the wearer, and they are specially designed to match people with status. , So Yun Yan didn't dare to be careless in reply, and said hello politely.

At first, Yun Yanhui just felt faintly uncomfortable in his heart. When these people said their intentions, Yun Yanhui was completely stunned.

"...Bao Xianggong, tell me to help him with his palms?" Yun Yan couldn't believe it in reply.

Bao Zheng is going crazy, so he dared to hand over the marriage to him.

...No, right, Bao Zheng is determined that he dare not call the shots by himself...So, this is using him as a shield.

Yun Yan, who had broken through this point, had a chill in his heart. Is this the way Bao Zheng came up with? It's too dark!

Yun Yan turned back and said with a green face: "I am absolutely afraid to call the shots on this matter. When I turn around, I will say no to the grandfather. Everyone, please go back."

"Oh, why is this!"

"Did you and Bao Xianggong say okay, playing us back and forth?"

"Don't be like this, Yun Langjun, since we are all here..."

There is everything, as if thousands of ducks are calling.

Some people even said: "Thieves don’t go empty, and so are our matchmakers. Since you don’t take this errand, we can’t go in vain-or two trips, Yun Langjun, you are in your prime. , I don’t have a wife yet, why don’t I help you as a matchmaker?"

Yun Yan replied: "..."

Yun Yan returned to the cold sweat and almost fell, "Then what...I still don't think about..."

"Why don't you think about it? I'm curious about it a while ago. Why do you keep not talking about relatives?"

"Could it be that there is something unspeakable? Yun Langjun, I have been doing this for thirty years. If you have something unspeakable, it doesn't matter, just tell you a good kiss!"

"It's not me. The marriage that has been achieved under my hands over the years..."

These matchwomen are really not talking about the fact that there is no matchmaker. Many people will spend money to manage matchmakers. They are afraid that they will come up with tricks and conceal the defects of the male/female partner. When they find out after they are married, it will be too late.

Because blind dates will not be very close at this time, or even just seeing each other from a distance, it is easy to hide any flaws. For example, if you call a lame ride a horse, you can hide your leg problems, not to mention some hidden illnesses. Therefore, the reputation of match women is also declining.

When Yun Yan heard them guessing boundlessly, he hurriedly folded his hands together with a pure face: "Amitabha, my master is the abbot of Daxiangguo Temple, and I worshipped him as a disciple when I was young. My master said, I have a deep relationship with Buddha, and I will definitely take refuge in the future..."

Many people know the origins of Yun Yanhui and Daxiangguo Temple and Heknowledge. What he said is even more true. In the past, it was clear that he always persuaded him to convert?

At that time, when he was walking in the Daxiangguo Temple, the monks passing by would laugh and ask, "When are you going to take refuge?"

Look at me, I look at you, these matchmakers have nothing to say. No matter how awesome they are, it is impossible for them to blatantly say that monks can still find wives. They are all serious matchmakers, and they don't know how to do the kind of work that inadvertent matchmakers do.

Yun Yan took the boss's energy back and sent everyone away. When he came back, he said to himself angrily: "Bao Heizi, you are so cruel! You actually kicked the ball to me!"

Yun Yan went back to find Bao Zheng crying, but Bao Zheng smiled and said, "Didn't you say it? Do you want to make a family for your own good?"

Yun Yan choked speechlessly back. What he joked was really lifting a rock and hitting himself in the foot. No, this time he lifted a black pot and hit him in the foot.

"I was wrong. Then you have to really ask me to help. If you really want to start a family, it will be easier to handle..."

...

Who wants to be a shield? Yun Yan once thought that he would tell everyone who came to the door that he would do it without taking the errand. Who knows, the news has already spread, and some people who are not matchmakers also know.

Bao Zheng is definitely a wishful man. Many people in the DPRK have been "coveted" for a long time. At this moment, they heard the wind, and they came to Yunyan to inquire about the news. They weren't matchwomen, they were all officials. I'm embarrassed to rush, so I have to be polite.

Yun Yan swore back to the sky and vowed: "How dare I be the master of such an important matter? It's fake, fake, and the news is fake. I don't have this authority. Please don't believe or spread rumors."

As a result, someone said: "Even if you don't call the shots, who doesn't know that Bao Xianggong trusts you very much. You can take a look at me. This is the situation in my family. A young girl is twenty-eight... "

Yun Yan replied: "..."

Or: "What? Isn't Bao Xianggong in charge of you? Well...Speaking of which, the daughter of Zhuo Jing's nephew is already in good shape. Last time the dragon boat competed for the bid, your Kaifeng mansion's Bai guard was full of vigor, what is his intention? What? What? You don’t know? No, don’t you now take full responsibility for the marriage of all unmarried foreign men in Kaifeng Mansion? Bai Huwei is a foreigner, right?"

Yun Yan replied: "??"

So Yun Yan didn’t know how the news was twisted like this, saying that Bao Zheng had asked him for help. It was still in line with the truth, but what he said he wanted to represent all the marriages of unmarried young men outside of Kaifeng Mansion... also too ridiculous. Right? !

The most frightening thing is that when these people heard Yun Yan reply that they did not have this agency power, they would turn to him to ask for help, talk and act, the reason is that others, fate, and good.

There are quite a lot of people asking. Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao’s quotes are the best, especially Bai Yutang. Last time the dragon boat bid captured the hearts of many young girls, including many women who wanted to recruit him as son-in-law, who came to inquire. At that time, there was no shortage of first-class family members.

However, both Bai Yutang and Zhan Zhao had no intention of starting a family for the time being. Bai Yutang heard that so many people came to ask and went to "visit" for a while. After returning, he expressed to Yun Yanhui that the quality was worrying, and some of them were not as good as him. Yourself.

Secondly, there are other outstanding young men in Kaifeng. They first came to ask if they would like to get married in Beijing. Yun Yan couldn't get rid of it and couldn't, so he had to say that he would help convey it.

As a result, it turned out to be a success!

At this time, it was really out of control. How did Ren Yunyan explain it back, everyone didn't believe it, and they all praised him: "Why don't you follow the wind, how popular is it? How enthusiastic, I see which colleague is more difficult, and I am willing to go. Help a bunch..."

"The current matchmaker is unreliable. It's better to ask Zhufeng first. He knows a lot. If it's credible, it's not too late to find a matchmaker to talk to him!"

"That's right, Zhufeng knows more than matchmakers, and he wouldn't hide it like they did!"

In the end, everyone agreed that Yunyan's words in reply are much more reliable than those of the matchmaker.

As a result, Yun Yanhui's "business" scope has become wider, and some people even want to thank him for the matchmaking, because although he didn't follow the process, he helped to get the line. Yun Yan naturally refused, and resolutely denied it.

Are you kidding me, can he get away with the thank-you matchmaking gift?

Yun Yan went back to being scammed by Bao Zheng. A good unmarried young man was always stopped by people asking for help in inquiring about his partner and marriage. Although his popularity is getting better and better, his social position is getting more and more weird...

On the more unpleasant side, at first, Yun Yan was entangled and said that the leader of the matchmaker said that for a short time, he was hit by Zhao Yunchu, and thought he was here to talk to him.

Zhao Yunchu was already embroiled in darkness at the time. Fortunately, Yun Yan explained clearly in time, otherwise he didn't know how big a battle would be.

Even if it wasn't for Yun Yan to tell him about his relatives, Zhao Yunchu was particularly dissatisfied-what do these people mean by asking Yan Ge'er to find out about other men? Did Brother Yan actually answer it carefully? What's the situation? !

Bao Zheng said that the impact was so far-reaching and the consequences were so serious that Yun Yanhui had to say: It's too dark, Bao Zheng is too dark! (Note: Heart is black)

Faced with such a situation, Yun Yan deeply felt that it would be impossible not to avoid the limelight, so he solemnly declared: "I want to take the initiative to apply for a secondment. Who wants me? Who wants me?"