The Little Officials of the Song Dynasty

Artists in the arena are extremely disciplined. Masters and disciples are like fathers and sons. They are not just talking about it, because the master teaches the craft of eating. Moreover, like the art of speaking, it seems simple, just slam it down and get the money. In fact, it is extremely difficult.

At this time, it is not as advanced as modern information, and the level of education is not high. From how to grasp the trend of the market to create, to how to give the audience a suspense, how to master the rhythm, if you rely on your own exploration, I don't know how long it will take to explore.

Not to mention this technique. If you are not led by your master, no one will teach quack idiots, and you will be unable to communicate with your peers, and you will definitely be squeezed out. The monks of Daxiangguo Temple who don't have to be afraid of being excluded are basically an exception.

Among Zhang Shanren's disciples, there are people who are about or even older than him, and they still have to treat him like a father. If he is old enough to be Yun Yan's father, he must be regarded as a grandfather, because Zhang Shanren and Yun Yan return to their peers.

It's even more because Zhang Shanren and Yun Yan have said this. Many other artists in the industry have to look at Zhang Shanren's face because of the inextricable connections between them, at least not dare to occupy Yunyan in their generations. It's cheap to get back.

Zhang Shanren and Yun Yanhui talked a few times, and they felt that this child was not simple. The people of the rivers and lakes had good eyes. You can see Yun Yanhui's status among the monks. From the conversation, you can hear the essence of the dialogue Familiar.

Zhang Shanren himself decided that Yun Yanhui must have created several books, but if Yun Yanhui didn't mention it, he wouldn't say it was broken.

Just at Yun Yan's age to have this skill, Zhang Shanren is also willing to treat him as a peer.

Yun Yanhui was invited to sit down next to Zhang Shanren. With the help of the light, Zhang Shanren could clearly see the cyan mark on Yun Yanhui's face, "Hey, brother, are you a broken whip?"

Flicking the whip means being beaten. Yun Yan touched his eyes back and was with Zhang Shanren. He also didn't consciously mutter in secret, "Hey, unfortunately that day, two yamen fought on the street, and they whipped me. , The medicine has been applied, and it is about to be wiped (recovered)."

Zhang Shanren felt relieved when he heard it, and arranged for his disciples to go out and buy fruit to give Yunyan back to eat.

Because Zhang Shanren’s disciples must be reliable, Yun Yan did not transfer them back, and said to Zhang Shanren: “Due to the strict mouth of Kaifeng Mansion that day, I did not explore the calendar. It’s a coincidence today. The senior brother set up a stall, and actually encountered that Ya Nei again, and had a match (hands-on)."

When Zhang Shanren heard this, they knew that they had formed beams, "Bright eyes and ears (inquire clearly)?"

I have to say that Zhang Shanren is an old world. He didn't ask Yun Yanhui how he is now, but directly asked the identity of this person to find out if it was clear that he could cooperate with Yun Yanhui to engage that person by default.

Yun Yan nodded back and told him Zhou Huilin's birthplace.

Zhang Shanren suddenly understood, "Since it’s from the Ministry of Industry, the rottenness (black history) is going to be too much, and Xiangguo Temple alone has helped repair a lot of bridges and roads? I've heard of it vaguely. Zidian (Laughter)."

The two looked at each other and silently stopped talking.

At this time, Zhang Shanren's disciples came back with the fruit, and Yun Yan ate the fruit and chatted with him. Fang went back when it was near the third shift.

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The people of Tokyo are probably the least afraid of things. Living at the feet of the emperor, even if the emperor wants them to be demolished, they dare to be nail households, let alone trouble the officials for a pig.

Therefore, Zhang Shanren, who will be suppressed in his hometown in Shandong, is in the wind here. His works are satirizing current affairs and mocking officials, which often become popular.

According to Yushi Fengwen, some folklore will listen to Zhang Shanren's ridicule, and then investigate and participate in the play.

There were also times when Zhang Shanren would be invited to drink tea whenever there were any scolding officials from the people, because they were suspected to have spread from him. This has become a sign of Zhang Shanren. If he is not ironic, people will be disappointed.

However, Zhang Shanren never satirized anything in Bianliang because of his slander. This is certainly related to his knowledge of the measure, but it also illustrates the Bianliang culture to a certain extent.

A few days after Zhang Shanren and Yun Yan returned to the night party, new paragraphs appeared in the works of him and his disciples, but they mocked the scandal of a lascivious and greedy servant. It also mentioned how his third son was doing. .

Said that the servant had embezzled the public funds for repairing the bridge and went to prostitutes, but instead he was scammed. When he drove across the bridge, he and his son's hands were broken.

Soon, this person was corresponded to Zuo Shi Lang of the Ministry of Industry of the dynasty, and his deeds were widely praised for a while. Many people thought that there was really a servant who smashed themselves and folded his hands.

Zhou Huilin’s father was inexplicably hit by an arrow in his knee and was included in a book by Yu Shi, which caused him to be scolded by the Queen Mother. It has also been made up into a story.

Shi Lang was also a clever person. He carefully studied the story at home and finally found the doubt. When you make up a story, you just make up a story. Except for his other characters, most of them are vague. Only the third son, who clearly points it out, has also written a few sentences, which is not right.

Among Zhou Shilang's sons, the eldest son and the second son are both now in official positions. Don't you point them, but his third son who is still in school?

So Zhou Shilang went to check again and found that his third son, Cheng Il, was skipping class and fighting, and went to the streets to oppress the good people. Shi Lang immediately understood that it was definitely his son who had offended others and then cheated his father.

Zhou Shilang was so angry that he wanted to catch Zhou Huilin to torture him. Unexpectedly, Zhou Huilin had been beaten by the Demon King of the Eight Kings first. It is said that the Eight Great Kings had broken their sleeves and legs.

However, Zhao Yundi must be more expensive, Zhou Huilin did not dare to fight back and was beaten severely.

So, upon inquiring, it turns out that Zhou Huilin's hand was not broken, as he said to his family, but was discounted because of bullying his younger brother! Not to mention that a few days ago, I was fighting in the street with my classmates from the academy, but the Kaifeng Mansion didn’t arrest anyone...

Zhou Shilang almost fainted, knowing that he had been scammed by his son, so he arrested Zhou Huilin for another fight, and then locked him at home. He was not allowed to go out for at least a year or a half.

Zhou Huilin had nowhere to report his grievances, locked up at home to recover, almost vomiting blood, and because of too much enmity, he didn't know who to hate for a while.

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Yun Yan, who didn't move a finger, returned to his plan to invite Zhang Shanren and his disciples to have a meal. This time, Zhang Shanren had done a great job.

It’s the Chinese Valentine's Day, and the profit is more than a dozen after the final calculation. It is obvious that the money there was originally used to pay back a part of the manuscript fee, and now it has been paid back, and there is still a lot of money left, so it is very generous and feels good. .

The location was determined by Zhang Shanren, but he chose the place in a brothel.

After all, Yun Yanhui is a modern person. When he first heard that he was going to a brothel, he was a little strange. But considering that he is still a child now, Zhang Shanren can't be so indifferent, maybe there are other reasons, so he agreed.

Zhang Shanren took a step first. When Yun Yan returned, Zhang Shanren’s confidant disciple took him out of the Zhujiaqiao tile and crossed the bridge. It was the north and south slanting streets. There were brothels and brothels in both streets.

Because Vasche’s performance was about to begin, when the flow of people was at its peak, Xiao Ba then respectfully stretched out his hand and handed it back to Yun Yan: "Uncle, you are holding my hand."

Yun Yan replied unscrupulously and stretched out his hand, holding Xiao Ba.

Xiao Ba led him to the door of a brothel, Fang was about to go in, and the little boy who opened the door stopped with a smile, "Brother, what do you mean, how can I bring my son here on Shangyuan Street."