The Little Stalker of the Paranoid Big Guy is Turned Over
Chapter 35: Campus Ugly 1
Nine Heavens...
The sea of clouds enveloped the lotus pond.
In the pavilion surrounded by the lotus pond, a handsome man was sleeping on a soft couch, and under the soft couch, a majestic white tiger guarded him.
On the soft couch, the man's perfect facial features all exude nobility and elegance. His black hair is untied and draped behind his back, smooth and drooping like fine satin. There is a white lotus flower between his eyebrows, but the stamen is as bright red as blood. .
The breeze blew, and he slowly opened his eyes.
The handsome eyebrows were slightly locked, the dark purple magnificent eyes that captured the soul narrowed slightly, and the corners of the thin lips were tightly pursed into a line.
"Ahem..."
With the man's light cough, a smear of red blood dyed the thin lips as pale as cherry blossoms with a touch of coquettish charm.
"Emperor, are you alright?"
Baihu got up and looked at the man worriedly.
"The calamity...failed."
Su Xiu frowned slightly, and Su Xiu's eyes flashed with suspicion.
"Why is this?" Bai Hu asked again with surprise in his eyes.
"Too smooth..."
Su Xiu was silent for a long time, then spoke slowly.
Baihu, "Do I need to investigate the cause and effect?"
"No problem, Xu is the family background of the reincarnated person is very good. Next time, remember to choose an ordinary family for this gentleman."
Waving his hand, Su Xiu didn't care to finish speaking, and closed his eyes again.
Underworld...
At the end of the Wangchuan River, in the sea of flowers in Manzhushahua, a huge white sun umbrella stands in the center, and there are soft beach chairs below.
On the chair, a white bone was lying on his back, with a pair of sunglasses on his skeleton eye, and he had maintained the posture of looking at his skeleton hand for two whole hours.
In the mid-air in front of Bai Gu, a campus idol drama produced by a certain 3000 Small World is playing.
Eggy squatted on the armrest, clutching a beautiful fan with two small claws, and was attentive to fan Xianyu.
[Sir, you have been watching for two hours, aren't your eyes sore? 】
Oh, forgot, adults don't have eyeballs.
"Beautiful, so beautiful... My mother is so beautiful that even a piece of fingernail will break the ghost's heart."
Xian Yu turned over her wrist, only to see a shiny fingernail growing on the white bone, where the little finger was.
This was the first time in a thousand years that her body had grown **** flesh, so she naturally wanted to appreciate it.
[Yes, yes, you are the most beautiful in heaven and earth, even the Emperor Su Xiu, who is famous for his beauty in Jiuzhongtian, cannot compare with you. 】
Eggy continued to pat the rainbow fart flatteringly, wearing it for thousands of years, but not flattering!
"That's natural." Xian Yu said proudly.
[Sir, make a face... I'm just pretending to flatter you. 】
"Hey, you don't understand, beauty, it's just blown out, just like the Internet celebrity filter, the real person is not allowed to have crooked eyes and slanted mouth."
With a light snort, Xian Yu was noncommittal.
The adults really don't know, I thought that the immortals in the Jiuzhongtian are all crooked melons and cracked dates like the ghosts in the underworld.
Okay, you are an adult, what you say is what you say.
Eggy pouted, too lazy to argue with her.
Just as the two of them were talking, a nearly transparent soul slowly floated over.
"Excuse me... are you Lord Xianyu?"
A sound like a mosquito rang out.
Xian Yu turned her head, wearing a student uniform, a petite but fat girl caught her eye.
The appearance of the other party's death was very tragic, his brain burst, and his whole head was bloody.
"I'm Xianyu, what are you doing?"
Pushing up the sunglasses on the empty skull, Xian Yu's empty eyes swept towards the girl.
The girl shrank back and knelt on the ground with a thud, "Please help me fulfill my wish!"
Xian Yu glanced at the fingernail on the little finger of her right hand, and stood up slowly.
The girl trembled again, but she was firm and didn't move.
"You want to make a contract with me?" Xian Yu asked lazily, raising the girl's chin.
The girl nodded firmly.
"Do you know that once you make a contract with me, you will not be able to be reincarnated, and the price... is the dissipation of your soul!"
The girl nodded again, with a smile on her blood-stained mouth, "I do!"
It is a very scary face, but that smile is pure to the extreme.
"Then... it will fulfill you!"
Xianyu's index finger touched the girl's eyebrows.
"With my body and your soul, my body is an oath, your thoughts are the lock, and the contract is concluded."
A huge white vortex appeared, Xian Yu's body was sucked into it, the girl's soul became more and more transparent, a tear fell from her eyes, and she muttered, "Please, my lord..."
When Xian Yu opened her eyes, she felt a huge sense of weightlessness, and the sound of the wind whistled in her ears. Her body was falling rapidly.
Crap, what's going on?
"Eggs!"
Xian Yu gritted her teeth.
[Cough, my lord, you are committing suicide. In order to avoid falling into a box, please find a way to get out of trouble as soon as possible. 】
Eggy's voice was mixed with a bit of schadenfreude.
"Damn it, hurry up and find the child of luck in this world for my mother, I need a backer!" Xian Yu gritted her teeth.
A dead Taoist friend is not a poor Taoist, sorry, son of luck.
[Okay, sir, no problem, sir! Good luck, my lord, the child of luck in this world is less than 300 meters away from you, and I will bring him here now. 】
The eggs disappeared in a hurry.
Not far from the abandoned teaching building of Xiangbei High School, more than a dozen gangsters were chasing a boy in Xiangbei school uniform with steel pipes.
"Damn, the ghost doesn't go away..."
The teenager cursed, took a pause, and rushed over the iron net to the direction of the abandoned teaching building.
"People, they were still here just now, why are they gone!"
The gangsters came to the place where the boy was not long ago, but lost the boy's trace.
"Wouldn't it be running into the abandoned teaching building?"
"Then what are you still doing, let me chase you!"
The group chased after them once again.
In the monitoring room, the patrolling security saw this scene and quickly called the school leader.
"Ho...ho..."
He couldn't run anymore, Zuo Lingxiao put his hands on his knees and took a deep breath, and there was a fine pain in his lungs.
Before he could catch his breath, he quickly raised his head when he noticed something, and the next second his eyes widened.
"I **** you..."
Before he could finish speaking, the unknown object that fell from the sky hit him heavily.
"Boom-"
After a muffled sound, Zuo Lingxiao completely lost consciousness.
[Catch up, so dangerous! 】
Eggy wiped the cold sweat from her forehead and sighed.
"What the hell, you're playing heartbeat for the old lady as soon as you come?"
Xian Yu scolded Sheng Niang, sat up from the young man, and didn't even look at the child of luck who was favored by God in this world.
[Cough, it is such an adult, every time you travel through, it is the moment when the contract object regrets the most. The contract object in this world is to commit suicide by jumping off a building, so...you understand! 】
Eggy quickly explained, and stretched out her paws to probe the boy's breath, feeling angry and still alive.
As expected of the Son of Heaven, such a big man didn't even kill him when he fell down, his luck was against the sky.
"Know a J... huh, convince people with virtue and convince people with virtue..."
Xian Yu took a deep breath and heard the sound of messy footsteps not far away.
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