The live broadcast brought the school beauty to play tricks, and the whole network was bitten by the

...

Under the temptation of He Xiaobai's money, he smiled.

Then he said:

"Yo yo ~ This place belongs to your home? Or did you buy it? Or did it have your name written on it? "

Oh~ only square dancing for you, don't sell me stinky tofu??"

He pointed to another aunt and said:

"And you, I love to sell stinky tofu here, what's wrong, force Lai Lai ~ you to continue dancing if you are not convinced?"

After speaking, he looked at the other one:

"Say that I have no face to see people and engage in personal attacks?" Am I wearing masks because I don't want to face your old and immoral stuff?

Here is obviously a sign to prevent loud noise, you look at you, how loud is the stereo? "

Are you old you cow B?" The older the less skinny? The

words were beautiful, and in the face of the "siege" of the aunts, he did not fall behind at all.

On the contrary, the more courageous the war.

With the blessing of 15,000+5,000 oceans, he is destined to incarnate as "Kong Ming" tonight, and the tongue battle group "Confucian"!

....

Aunt: "When you come out to sell stinky tofu at a young age, you can't see it!" Boss

: "I'm still wearing rags at an age, and it's a family uneven!" Aunt

: "....

"Aunt: "If everyone were as unqualified as you now, the country would have perished long ago!" Boss

: "If everyone had as many stinky mouths as you now, we would dominate the world!"

The eldest mother said unconvinced:

"Bullying us old people at a good age, there is no morality at all?"

"At an age, you still learn that dogs are yelling at people, don't you want to have a face?"

...

Aunt: "You want to go to graduate school!" So many B words? Boss

: "You want to ascend to heaven when you step on a horse!" So scolding?

"Oh~ By the way, I not only want to go to graduate school, but also want to be straightforward!"

Auntie: "...."

......

After a heated "exchange".

The aunts were panting.

And the boss is more and more courageous in the war.

His eyes were getting brighter.

The momentum is getting stronger and stronger.

As if he had turned on a certain switch, at this moment he seemed to be standing at the peak of human voice.

....

He Xiaobai wore layers of masks and couldn't help but applaud in the dark.

This boss is a talent.

The words are really sharp.

This is simply neat, take the worker to be a trainee - the special work is so neat that the chicken pants are caged!

It's just Thai pants!

In the future, you can recruit him as your "attacker" and earn grudge value!

...

Seeing this, Aunt began to organize the next wave of strategies.

Start "upper body" directly.

A few aunts went directly up to move the boss's things.

After all, if the boss came to move them, they would lie directly on the ground, and they would see this stinky tofu seller panicking?

See here.

The boss exclaimed, also taking a slight step back.

"Yo~ Mouth Kung Fu is not my opponent, and began to move on me, a "fragile" 28-year-old young man?

"Believe it or not, I called 110 directly?"

....

Several aunts who were ready to move things were speechless.

God a fragile young man of 28, I'm 58 years old, and I didn't say I was vulnerable.

A few words from the young boss even provoked the temper of the aunt.

"I'll just move your things and lose them, I'll see what you do!" If you have the ability, you can move me~!

"It's ~ little thing, I'll see what you do!"

There are even people doing it behind "retreat ~ retreat ~ retreat ~ retreat"

!

Auntie worked together to unload his things and throw them away.

....

The boss looked at it and frowned slightly.

If it is an ordinary person, there is really no way to do anything about these old and disrespectful aunts.

Several layers of "injury-free" "buff" bonuses, ordinary people can not break the defense at all.

But he is different, he is now "real hurt".

The boss laughed evilly.

Swing your right hand.

A large long spoon directly scooped up a spoonful of black soup.

Directly towards the aunt.

The soup splashes and the flavor stands out.

"Aunt Nancun deceived me that I am powerless, can I endure being a thief on the other side?"

"Eat me! Pounce on the street~" The

soup on the top of the big spoon splashed slightly.

It brings out a taste of horror.

The already pungent and terrifying taste, under the blessing of He Xiaobai's medicine, burst out with an unprecedented impact.

Even the stray cats fifty meters away fled quickly.

And the soup sputtered like a sharp weapon that all people fear.

Suddenly

, the aunts who surrounded them retreated one after another, covering their mouths and noses one by one.

Under the terrifying impact, many people vomited.

"You... You Nima's, you are not human!

"How can you be so unqualified? Gag~"

You.... Gag~"

What is this?! How can it be so smelly! Gagging~"

....

Under the sweep of the long spoon, no one dared to approach.

A long spoon in hand, but more intimidating than a long knife!

...

The owner made a pose!

"Huh~ha!"

"Nine-fold? What are you fighting me with? "

When the epidemic passes, you can not wear masks?"

The taste rolls and the four sides retreat.

Long spoons of sticky juice, as if Lü Bu came into the world.

So powerful, even those aunts are overwhelming!

Even He Xiaobai couldn't help but clap his hands secretly.

He originally thought that this boss would be overwhelmed under the conditions of his aunt's unreasonable "upper body".

I didn't expect ah, I didn't expect it!

He coped with it so easily that even the shocked auntie did not dare to step forward.

Simply the perfect candidate for his "attacker"!

....

A moment later.

Seeing that the boss was only one person, the surrounding aunts immediately formulated a new policy.

They surrounded them back and forth.

After all, there is only one boss, and it is impossible to take care of the front and the back.

Seeing this, the boss snorted coldly.

A long spoon was pulled out again from the car selling stinky tofu.

Long spoon of sticky sauce, one in each hand.

One hand is pointed forward, and the other hand is stretched back.

Suddenly turned into a two-blade flow war god.

The smell is pervasive, like a domineering overlord around the body.

Front and rear clamps, under the shock of taste, a group of aunts, none of them dared to step forward.

"Come on, come on.... I see who dares to come?

"Aunt:"#¥&$@%...."

"Oh~than "National Essence"? "

Boss: "###You ###...%¥$%

&@" Aunt: "#¥&$@..."

The boss simply handed the spoon directly to her face.

Aunt: "Gag~

" Aunt No. 2: "You are a big #..."

"Gag~"

....

The spiritual magic attacks are all full, and even these full-level rogue aunts can't help.

...

Sharp hanging~

hula pulling~

under a stalemate.

In the end, Auntie was defeated.

"Fighting" and "fighting" can't be said, Lai can't rely on it....

What else can they do~

"Young man, you are the most unqualified young man I have ever met!"

The boss touched his thick mask and said

hehe: "After the lack of quality, I feel much better in my mental state!"

"The strength is unknown, but when it is strong, it is strong!"

"It's a man who defeats magic with magic

..." Auntie: "....." "

Okay, I won't talk about it, I won't talk about it!" If you don't retreat, I retreat! I can't refund it..."

"This place is given to you, okay?"

"Sisters, we withdraw, we really can't stand it!"

"Gag ~ Made, I vomited two rounds... I can't stand it... Sisters

"...."

......

Digression:

(When the author was young, the following was in the square dance!!!!!

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