The live broadcast brought the school beauty to play tricks, and the whole network was bitten by the

He Xiaobai looked at his mobile phone, it was his old father's phone.

"Crooked... Meh? He Xiaobai picked up the phone.

"Meh you big-headed ghost, look what you did again?? You're doing something big!!

He Xiaobai said suspiciously: "What kind of stuff.. I didn't do anything! Don't slander people... I'm a big sunny boy.

He Bowen: "Huh? , nine-turn large intestine? He

Xiaobai: ".....

""Oh~Hey... Daddy... Do you still watch food variety shows?

He Bowen: "No!! What's special, your food variety show was put on CCTV!

Your grandmother, this show was also put on CCTV's prime time at half past eight.

Ben Kai is happy, as soon as you come out with a nine-turn big intestine, Lao Tzu and the table are all disgusted!!

"The most important thing is that Lao Tzu's cow blows well, and it all flies for you at once!!"

He Xiaobai: "Ah??!! "

Ah, this..."

It's no wonder that the grievance value has been refreshed so frequently in this period of time.

He knew that the director of "I Am a Big Chef" used this video to do something, but he didn't expect that he would put it on CCTV.

This director is also awesome....

"And you didn't do anything bad? You kid has really been a bad stomach since he was a child!!

He Xiaobai: "Daddy: Your son and I are so bad that I am also on CCTV... You don't even know that your son now has more than 600,000 followers..."

Do you still have fans?

He Xiaobai said proudly: "Just kidding, your son and I are loved by everyone, and the flowers are blooming, but he is just a sixty-w fan!" He

Bowen secretly searched for He Xiaobai's Shake Shadow.

See 60w fans on He Xiaobai's account.

He Bowen is also a little puzzled.

Does this kid still have fans?

Immediately, he joined He Xiaobai's fan base.

And as soon as you enter, countless people are welcome.

"Welcome newcomer ~ hahaha, another one to scold the whole brother!!"

"Haha~ Another big brother mentality exploded!!"

"Brother, quickly tell me about your sad experience of Jia Qun, let's have fun..." He

Bowen: "..."

You call this a fan."

Ho Bowen: "Do your fans and gamers know your real address?"

He Xiaobai: "Huh... Where I live now, even daddy you don't know, hehe.

..." He Bowen: "...."

Just be happy, by the way, this Sunday is your cousin's birthday, and now he has achieved the first grade in the fifth grade, and your aunt's house has a party.

"When the time comes, remember to come and participate!!"

"By the way, there is one more thing, you haven't seen each other for a long time, the relationship is rusty, and it just so happens that you have recently made money!"

"Remember to bring a big gift that impresses your cousin!"

"One more thing..."

Suddenly, He Xiaobai heard his mother's voice.

"Tell you to inform me of something, your grandfather and you make porridge on the phone!!" Hang up right away, come to my house!! "

Bang-toot-He

Xiaobai:"..."

Shhh-It

seems that

this longevity pill will be delivered soon, otherwise I feel that my father will not be able to withstand it."

But how do you get this big birthday gift for your fifth-grade little cousin?

Alas ..

The first in the whole grade, should love to learn!

Since you want to be impressed, then satisfy you....

...

Sunday.

He Xiaobai turned on the Xiuzhen camera on his clothes and turned on the live broadcast.

Came to the meeting with a grin.

My aunt's family held a party in a very clean and elegant manor.

The estate is large and beautiful.

A lot of people have already come to the scene.

Relatives, teachers, children, parents.... It's all coming.

He Xiaobai's second uncle walked in front of him.

Energetic, braincase bright.

He smiled and said,

"Oops. Isn't this Xiaobai."

"Gee... It's all so big!! How handsome he looks!!

"When I was a child, I remember that you were the naughtiest kid in the village! I often bring it home for you!

"I held you when you were born!"

The second uncle showed a reminiscing look.

"Fortunately

, he has god-level memory ability, otherwise he really can't remember this uncle."

He Xiaobai thought for a while, and then said sincerely: "Second uncle, your private money will not still be hidden under the wardrobe..."

Second uncle: "...."

[Received a grudge value from the second uncle: +49, +34, +37....]

Seeing this scene, the live broadcast room suddenly became happy.

"It's worthy of being a whole brother, you can always surprise people!!

Haha~""Hahaha——, can't do it, I laughed all of a sudden, the pearls are sprayed on other people's bodies..."

"Poof~

" "When did I have such ability and eloquence as Brother Zheng!" Every year when I go back to my hometown for the New Year, I am embarrassed!

What seven aunts and eight aunts, meet you as I once hugged..."

It's still a whole!!

"What a role model for my generation!!"

....

The second uncle suddenly touched his hairless head awkwardly.

"Ahem... Ahem..... That little white you play first, I'll go to a toilet first! One will talk, the other will talk."

....

Looking at the appearance of the second uncle leaving, He Xiaobai couldn't help but sigh slightly.

"Sure enough, the second uncle is still a humble and honest person..." He

remembered that when he was very young, he did not lack his wool...

...

A small corner of the estate.

A group of children came together.

Among them, He Xiaobai's little cousin Chen Yingyuan stands out.

He danced and said excitedly,

"I'll tell you!!" I was sleeping while my mom was sleeping yesterday... Get up in the middle of the night and play a "Strange RPG" that has stayed up all night!

"Guess what.... Hahahaha, that legendary level equipment is done for me!! Saying

that, he took out his mobile phone and opened the photo to show it to the other little children.

Chen Yingyuan said ostentatiously:

"Look, I took screenshots!!"

"I just asked... Who else!

"Hahaha, it is estimated that no one in our class has this legendary level equipment!" I am simply the chosen son! "

...

The other little fart children said enviously

: "Brother Yingyuan: You're amazing!! "

Aaaaah! It's the legendary equipment I've always dreamed of!!

"Brother Yingyuan, can you borrow me this number to play!"

....

Chen Yingyuan said with a "hehe" smile.

He Xiaobai watched thoughtfully on the side.

Thinking about it, he was tapped on the shoulder.

Dad looked at He Xiaobai happily in the back: "Look at what, go and call your cousin to eat, the dishes are ready!"

He Xiaobai: "Oh~" He Xiaobai

slowly walked over and patted his little cousin.

He said, "It's time to eat, Yingyuan!"

Chen Yingyuan responded at once.

"What, cousin, how do you know that I only hit the boss once and came out with legendary equipment?"

He Xiaobai: "???? "

....

When Chen Yingyuan and He Xiaobai went to the living room together.

Chen Yingyuan said with a smile:

"Cousin, you don't know, I have admired you the most since I was a child!"

At that time, you were the king of children! I heard that you also fried cow dung with the most beautiful little flower sister in the village, and also blew up someone else's body..."

"It's a pity, I've always been in the city, I can't blow it up if I want to

..." He Xiaobai: "....."

Chen Yingyuan suddenly whispered,

"Cousin, alas... I'll tell you a secret!

I don't know if it's because the whole school is the first, and Xiaoli classmates at my back table secretly kissed me a few days ago... Say what you want me to be her boyfriend.

He Xiaobai: "Hmm???

Chen Yingyuan's child said in distress: "But last week, Xiaoyu also wanted me to be my boyfriend." I'm so distressed! I don't know which one to choose!

He Xiaobai: "Huh??!! "

It's not...

Yes?!!!

Do fifth-grade elementary school students play such a flower?

Not only He Xiaobai was stunned, but the live broadcast room also exploded all of a sudden.

"Huh?? Elementary school student, fifth grade!! Engage in this!!

"I'm Nima!! I'm twenty-five, I'm still single, and this fifth-grade elementary school student has already started to choose? "

My back teeth hurt so much!!

"Three years of high school, four years of college, I haven't even touched a girl's hand, and he's only in the fifth grade!!"

"I ###¥"

....

Chen Yingyuan:

"Watch pot, don't tell others~ Otherwise, let my mother know, I will suffer!"

He Xiaobai: "....."He

estimated that there were tens of thousands of people online in his live broadcast room...

When He Xiaobai was still thinking about whether to tell his little cousin about this, Chen Yingyuan said again.

"Ahhh That's right!

"Someone as powerful as your cousin must have many girlfriends!"

He Xiaobai: "Hmm????!!!! "

.....