The live broadcast fortune-telling is so accurate that the whole network is eating melons

There was nothing to say all night, and the next morning came in the blink of an eye. The red sun was rising and the morning breeze was strong. When Li Tong opened his eyes, it was already eight o'clock in the morning.

She got up and washed herself, then went out to find a job. Now she didn't have world-defying spiritual power, nor did she have the ability to destroy heaven and earth, except for a pair of heavenly eyes.

It can be said that she is just like ordinary people. Now she lives in a first-tier city, and her consumption level is not generally high.

Li Tong ran around all morning, his stomach growling with hunger. He applied to five companies, but was rejected in the end.

Think about how Li Tong was so prosperous in another world, but after traveling to this world, she was so depressed. This wave of experiences can be said to have changed everything in the world. This sentence is vividly reflected, right?

"Hey, when will this miserable life come to an end? I, a generation of talented people, have already been frustrated enough to be transported into this world with exhausted spiritual energy.

I didn't expect to be so down and out, down and out, and penniless." Thinking of this, she hated the original owner to death, if she hadn't been so heartbroken about that bullshit Chen Hai.

How could she become so depressed now? After a while she came to a park.

She was too tired and wanted to rest on a bench in the park, order takeout, and continue looking for work after eating.

The more she thought about it, the angrier she became, and the angrier she became, the more she thought about it, and finally she raised her head to the sky and screamed, "Oh my God? What kind of job should I do?"

As soon as she finished speaking, she heard a voice saying: "Sister Linlin, you dance so well. Brother, I want to reward you with rockets."

As soon as he finished speaking, I saw an old man about seventy years old typing on his mobile phone, and then heard a girl's voice coming from the mobile phone.

"Thanks to my big brother for the rocket. This rocket is so beautiful. My sister loves you. Mmm."

In an instant, the old man almost died, "Hahaha, sister Linlin, you're welcome, you're welcome, if you sing another song, sister,"

"I wonder what song you want to listen to, brother?"

"Hey hey hey, how about your sister singing a song called Shiba Mo? If you sing well, my brother will give you a super rocket."

Li Tong frowned and moved closer to the old man. She saw a charming and enchanting woman on the screen of his mobile phone.

Dressed in a particularly sexy way, she was posing in front of the video, which was indescribably touching. "Uncle, what are you looking at?" Li Tong asked doubtfully.

The uncle replied without raising his head: "Live broadcast? Don't you know this? Isn't it too outdated?"

The old man grinned and laughed again. When Li Tong saw the old man's yellow teeth, he felt like something was pushing up in his stomach.

On the screen of his mobile phone, the uncle quickly sent a rustic love message to the beautiful anchor, "Do you know what I like to eat? I like to look at you longingly. Do you know what I like to drink? I like to take care of you."

I don’t like to eat pork, mutton, or chicken. I only like to eat your meat because you are my favorite. "

After the uncle finished saying this, he looked up at Li Tong beside him and saw that Li Tong looked pretty good, "Girl, I think you look pretty good.

I think you can also start a live broadcast like my sister Linlin? Such as rapping, singing, and dancing. This is popular right now. Do you know these? "

Li Tong shook his head. "I won't,"

"Then what do you know?" Now, apart from her useful eyes, which can see some dirty things, she

Other abilities have been abolished due to her cultivation. It can be said that she is completely useless now.

Li Tong thought for a long time, and suddenly his eyes lit up. Then he said, "What, I can tell fortunes, read fortunes, catch ghosts and eliminate demons."

"Tch, isn't this something from the Shengun Club? Did you see the old man setting up a street stall at the entrance of the park?

He is the half-immortal who reads fortunes and tells fortunes in this park. Now this profession is no longer good. He can only lie to people. "After listening to this uncle's words.

Li Tong followed the uncle's finger and saw an old man in rags, squatting there and telling fortunes.

"This is the magic stick. I am different from him." Li Tong replied,

"Girl, what's wrong with doing something at a young age? Why do you have to be a magician? Now you can make money by singing and dancing live.

I still suggest that Girl Doll live broadcast this. If you live broadcast singing and dancing, I will support you. Do I still have some private money? "

"Uncle, don't you believe it?" The uncle's eyes were shining, and he could only see the beautiful anchor in the live broadcast. He didn't pay attention to Li Tong's question.

Li Tong curled his lips and said calmly, "In one minute, uncle, something bad will happen to you." After Li Tong said this, he turned around and left.

She was going home to prepare for live broadcast fortune telling, so she stopped looking for a job. It was less than a minute after Li Tong left.

"Dahei, Dahei, run slowly," a middle-aged woman chased a big black dog in front of her. The big black dog ran forward like crazy and ran in front of the old man.

He opened it to the uncle and took a big bite.

The uncle was in agony, "Whose damn mad dog is this? It bit me to death." In an instant, a stream of bright red blood flowed out of the uncle's thigh.

Inside the room, Li Tong first opened Douyin, the leading short video platform in China recently. As soon as he opened Douyin, he saw a middle-aged man in a Taoist robe.

The title of the live broadcast room is, Tianshi Lin Xiaoying, live fortune-telling.

The Taoist priest held a peach wood sword in one hand and a soul-stirring bell in the other, and chanted: "It rains in the sky and flows on the ground. Your father's surname is Liu and your surname is Liu."

"Oh my God, Taoist priest, you are too accurate, right? I simply worship you, Taoist priest."

"You have to eat and sleep. You have to lie down. You were not present at your parents' wedding."

"Fuck, it's like Zhuge Liang's reincarnation, the reincarnation of the living Buddha? I am really convinced, Taoist priest, please tell me a fortune, how much you say, it's how much."

The people in the live broadcast room began to comment On, "Superficial, don't talk to me about money, am I the kind of person who values ​​money too much?"

"This Taoist priest is really a blessing to mankind, too indifferent to fame and fortune, and regards money as dirt?"

"Master, if you don't allow me to talk about money, then should I talk to you about love?"

"Just talk about fate, don't ruin my reputation."

"Oh, I understand, I understand, I don't know how much you want, Master..."

Li Tong frowned, "Boring, if live fortune-telling is all this kind of stuff, then it's really a tragedy for thousands of netizens?"