"Sister Shenxian, my stomach hurts, ah, it hurts so much, it seems that I have eaten a bad stomach, please comfort me."
"That's appendicitis. It's not a bad stomach. Go to the hospital quickly. If it's too late, you'll be dead."
"I'm a doctor. I can seriously tell everyone that eating cold meals will not be good for your health. At the same time, the person upstairs is right. If you don't treat appendicitis in time, you will die. Go quickly."
"**."
"Sister Fairy, ouch, I'm dizzy."
"You're masturbating too much, hurry up and rest, a little masturbation is good, a big masturbation hurts your body, and a strong masturbation will be wiped out."
Xiao Chen ignored everyone's words, but said, "Who told you to let me go dove, and agreed to invite me to dinner today."
When he said this, the audience exploded.
"Damn it! Sister Shenxian invited you to dinner?"
"Xiao Shen 666666, let Sister Shenxian invite you to dinner."
"Oh my God, let's take the evildoer Xiao Shen. Those who want to invite Sister Shenxian to dinner can form a long queue, but Shen Xiao actually wants Sister Shenxian to invite her to dinner?"
"After all, I am God Xiao."
"Xiao Shen, don't brag, don't be black, you forced me to give you full marks."
"Shen Xiao, you are too good."
"The strongest anchor in 2016, the great tea maker, the strongest king, and the most beautiful girl."
"The strongest anchor in 2016, the great tea maker, be the strongest king, and the most beautiful girl +1."
"The strongest anchor in 2016, the great tea maker, be the strongest king, and the most beautiful girl +2."
"It's all rolling, the fairy sister is mine."
"You idiot upstairs."
"It's really stupid and unparalleled upstairs."
"It's really stupid upstairs."
"God Xiao is mine."
"+1 upstairs."
"+2 upstairs."
"Sister Shenxian is God Xiao, and God Xiao is ours."
The audience was hilarious, and Liu Yifei sent a private message to Xiao Chen and said, "I have something to do today. I'm busy buying plane tickets for the people in my studio, so I'm delayed. Will you please next time?"
Also posted a cute picture.
"Oh, it's alright, just kidding, buy a plane ticket? As you are, you can't buy a plane ticket?"
Xiao Chen was curious.
"What kind of identity am I? One or two is still fine, but I can't buy much. The Spring Festival travel is coming soon. It's hard to buy plane tickets or train tickets."
"You can't buy it online." Xiao Chen was curious, is this thing so difficult?
"Online? I don't know how difficult it is to buy a ticket now. You have to pass the answer first, and then give it to you at random. It's all about luck. Didn't you watch today's news? Buying tickets online is hard to find." Liu Yifei complained a little.
Seeing the word luck, Xiao Chen slapped his thigh, it was fun!
Immediately, Xiao Chen replied, "Give me the ticket money and ID number, and I'll let you witness the miracle!"
Afterwards, Xiao Chen looked at the camera, smiled and said, "Everyone, viewers, let's play a very red chicken game called... Live Streaming and Grab Tickets."
Chapter [-]: The anchor grabs the Spring Festival train ticket
What!
Buy a ticket live?
Five million viewers don't even know what Xiao Chen means, what's the point of grabbing a ticket?
At this time, Xiao Chen had already opened the airline booking system, then entered his ID card, and then chose to snap up.
Drop drop!
"Your luck is really good, congratulations on grabbing a first-class ticket."
At this time, five million viewers finally recovered, because the date of the ticket is not during the Spring Festival travel period?
Spring Festival!For China with a population of [-] billion, it is a disaster. It is better now. After a while, it will be hard to get a ticket. Sleeper?How dare you say sleeper, if you can get a hard seat, I can laugh at you.
When the time comes, it will be terrifying like this.
Therefore, train tickets are the most difficult to buy, and plane tickets are better to say, it is not impossible to grab them at all, but train tickets are really impossible to grab.
In particular, the official website of the Ministry of Railways of China has specially set up many difficulties for netizens, which is simply not done by humans.
"66666, Xiao Shen, if you can grab the Spring Festival train ticket, I'm completely convinced."
"Chunyun? Xiao Shen, I'm not bragging, do you know how much a Chunyun sleeper ticket is now? It has been fired to a sky-high price of nearly [-]."
"It's nothing, the main thing is that there are too many fake tickets now."
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