The Mage of Primordial Chaos

Several hours later, I heard the familiar sound of my phone's ringtone, waking me up. It was the result of an alarm I had set before falling asleep, intended to rouse me from my sleep exactly half an hour before the scheduled time to meet with Sylvoir. In other words, it was currently 7:30 PM at night.

"Mmn…" Feng Mian stirred beside me just as I was about to get off the bed, and wrapped her arms around my waist tighter than before despite still being sound asleep. 

"Don't leave… Xuan Kai…" She murmured under her breath, but it was clear she wasn't awake. If I had to guess, I'd say she was in some kind of dream involving me leaving her behind… and that my real-life actions right now were having some sort of influence on that.

"Dumb girl…" I whispered in her ear and flicked her forehead gently. "If any man leaves a girl as good as you behind, they've got to be a big idiot."

At my words, she seemed to calm down a bit, and after lightly kissing her lips, I pulled away from her grasp and headed out of my bedroom.

Outside, the noise in the house was immeasurable. The other girls seemed to have returned from their exploration of the Recreation Campus, and were now talking about their various experiences in the living room. Why they were all doing that in my room, I didn't know, but either way, judging from what I was hearing… they were mainly giving positive reviews?

Of course, some of them complained about male students ogling at them and how 'disgusting' it was, but with their appearance, that was hardly something to complain about. If they want to blame someone, they could only blame themselves for being too beautiful and attractive. I laughed and shook my head, then proceeded to head downstairs.

"Geez… you guys are noisy as hell," I said, scratching my head. "Did you all have fun in the Recreation Campus?"

"Ah, Big Brother Xuan Kai!" Qing Yue, as usual, was the first to react to my presence, and immediately ran over from the kitchen to give me a big hug with her apron still on her. "Mm~ you have the scent of Feng Mian all over you. You two had fun, I presume? Heheh, don't forget your promise to all of us last night… you'll be doing it with all of us too soon enough~"

"Relax, we just slept together," I muttered, pushing her face away. "But damn, don't just suddenly run into me and begin sniffing my body… that's weird."

"Hmph! What's it matter? You've already seen and touched every inch of mine, so why can't I do the same to you?" Qing Yue pouted, looking away. "And besides, I enjoy the scent of Big Brother Xuan Kai~ it makes me aroused, heheh~"

"… Qing Yue, the pot's, boiling over."

"Oh, crap!"

Faced with this utterly emotionless and innocent remark from Zhao Xiuying, also standing in the kitchen, Qing Yue immediately dashed back to her work. I chuckled at this, and turned to the other girls spread out across the couches in the living room.

"What's with those two?" I asked. "Why is Xiuying in the kitchen? I mean, I have a few guesses, knowing Qing Yue's personality, but…"

"Um… Qing Yue dragged her into the kitchen, claiming that cooking was one of the most important skills a wife must have…" Xuan Yu replied, smiling awkwardly. "With Xiuying's personality, she naturally went along with it…"

I sighed. Looks like my guess was right on the mark.

"I see. Anyway, what about the rest of you? Have fun?"

The girls nodded collectively, but they didn't exactly have happy smiles on their faces. I arched an eyebrow, wondering what that was about, just as Yu An Yan gave the answer.

"Well… the Recreation Campus itself was fun enough, I suppose. There were top-class restaurants, amusement parks, arcades, karaokes… just about every entertainment facility you can think of. But…"

"But…?" I prompted, waiting for her to continue.

"… Everywhere we went, there were countless pairs of lecherous eyes staring at us," Lin Luo muttered, folding her arms. "I've lost count of the number of times a male student approached us and asked us out. Honestly, if it wasn't for us being in such a big group and our high cultivation levels, all those male students probably would've tried to attack us after being rejected. Disgusting."

"Ahh…" I laughed awkwardly, unsure of what to respond with to that. "I mean… I don't exactly blame them, to be honest. With your appearances, it's only natural they wouldn't be able to suppress their urges as teenage boys. Many of them probably got boners just from looking at you, even though you aren't wearing any particularly revealing clothing."

"Blegh," Bai He made a fake vomiting sound, and glared at me. "Did you get a boner too, then, just with all of us sitting here? Whose side are you on, creep, dammit?"

"I've already seen most of your naked bodies," I replied with a light chuckle. "Why would I get hard from just this?"

"… Master, this man is truly a creep. We should get away from them as soon as possible."

"Ahaha…" Xuan Yu laughed awkwardly similar to me in response to Bai He's statement, and turned to me. "Please don't tease her like that, junior brother. She's somewhat sensitive…"

"H-Huh? Who's sensitive?!" Bai He screamed in fury, cheeks red with embarrassment, but everyone watching merely hid their laughter.

I grinned and brushed her words off. "It's fine, I know. I'll be heading off now, though. It's time for me to meet that hellish teacher…"

With a depressed sigh, I began heading for the door, but Qing Yue, noticing this, hurriedly dashed out of the kitchen once more and skidded to a stop in front of me, blocking my path.

"Waaaaaait! Are you not going to eat before going, Big Brother Xuan Kai? It's almost ready-"

"There's no time." I said, turning to the bedroom. "Besides… earlier, Feng Mian already cooked me something to eat, so I'll be fine, hunger-wise."

"Oho… I see…" Qing Yue smiled mischievously, following my gaze towards the bedroom. "Looks like you two really enjoyed yourselves, hm~?"

"… No comment."

"Anyway, next time we go out to the Recreational Campus, you're coming with us," Yu An Yan hollered from the couch. "Only then will we feel safe, heh."

My ass… with your strength, how can you not feel safe?

"… This is just an excuse to get me to take all of you out on a date, isn't it?"

The girls beamed at me collectively, warm smiles on their faces.

"If you know, then that saves a lot of time~" Eve said.

"A date~ a date~" Axilia cheered, lofty as usual.

I sighed. "Alright, alright… I'll be sure to satisfy you all, both in terms of the date… and in bed."

At this, all the girls blushed, earning them a laugh from me. Looks like the tease worked.

Now, all that's left was…

Spare me, great senior Sylvoir!