With Deadpool’s whisperous and under-beaten personality, the reason why he was not killed and can still jump alive is because he has super regenerative ability.
Even after being beheaded, dismembered, and destroyed to his spine and other vital organs, Deadpool can quickly heal itself and give the enemy a middle finger.
Therefore, being beaten into a piece of rotten meat by cultists is nothing to him.
Instead, when he heard that his little money was about to fly away, his heart ached, and he immediately couldn’t pretend to be dead, and suddenly stood up from the ground.
“Ms. Shuma, give me a minute.”
Shouting back, Deadpool pulled out the two Desert Eagles around his waist and smiled at the stunned cultist, “Miscellaneous, next is Mr. Wade’s party time.” ”
Bang bang bang ————
As he spoke, he jumped into the air, spinning his body in the air while quickly pulling the trigger.
When he landed, the bodies of the cultists fell to the ground, leaving only a black-robed man who looked to be the leader of the cult.
“This wave of operations, I give myself full marks!”
Putting the muzzle of the still smoking Desert Eagle under his nostrils and inhaling hard, Deadpool sighed intoxicatedly, turned his head and waved at the stunned white woman simply, “Hey, Ms. Shuma, are you satisfied with my service this time?” Doesn’t it feel too fast? ”
“Mr. Wade, be careful!”
The white woman covered her mouth and looked behind Deadpool in horror.
“I know, there’s a little baby.”
Deadpool shrugged nonchalantly, and without turning his head, he shot him in the back.
But this time, he missed.
The head of the cult was wrapped in black qi around his body, and his body size was three times larger than before.
“Oh… Dude, your muscles are so sexy. ”
Looking at the cult leader with burning flames and black-brown skin in front of him, Deadpool blinked, decisively pulled out the carbon and sodium steel double knife behind his back, and stabbed forward.
“Roar———”
The cult leader was stabbed in the heart, but he didn’t care, but instead waved his hideous claws and slapped Deadpool away.
Syllable!
Deadpool’s body turned into a perfect parabola and fell right at [Konstantin’s] feet.
Since he landed head, his neck snapped and twisted from the front to the back.
It’s just a trifle, though.
Reaching out and straightening his head, Deadpool got up casually, twisted his neck and complained: “This guy hasn’t showered in a long time, and his paws smell worse than the smelly socks I hid under the bed for two years.” ”
“I don’t believe you smelled it.”
As he spoke, Deadpool also leaned his face towards Constantine.
“Idiot, this is the sulfur smell of hell.”
[Konstantin] pushed him away in disgust.
“Oooh… Isn’t this guy a demon? ”
Deadpool hid behind Constantine with a look of fear, “Hell detective, this kind of professional enemy is handed over to you.” ”
“If I make a move, the $10,000 commission will be mine.”
[Konstantin] took a cigarette and spat out a white smoke ring.
“That’s okay.”
Deadpool clenched his fists and said to the white woman with a serious face: “Ms. Shuma, do you want a steamed demon or a braised demon?” ”
“Uh…”
The white woman hesitated for a moment and whispered, “Mr. Wade, if you can’t, let Mr. Constantine come.” ”
Convex OωO convex
“Abominable little white face!”
Deadpool took a sip at Constantine and rushed forward without saying a word.
Wow!
Duh!
Syllable!
With a flurry of bells and whistles, Deadpool flew back again.
“It’s not fair!”
Stuffing the bleeding intestines back in, Deadpool said indignantly: “This guy seems to be immune to physical damage, this is shameless cheating, I strongly recommend banning.” ”
No one paid attention to him.
Without embarrassment, Deadpool got up from the ground casually, licked his face, and said, “Hey Konstantin, your dear friend needs a little help from you, how do you exorcists deal with demons?” ”
“Holy water, crosses, incantations.”
[Konstantin] rolled up his cuffs, revealing the Holy Cross tattoo on his arm, and squinted: “Like this.” ”
The voice just fell.
The leader of the cult who roared and rushed up was knocked away by an invisible divine force, and a terrifying black smoke came out of his body.
[From Wade. Wilson’s exclamation value is +1024].
[Amazement value +1126 from Natasha].
[Exclamation value +997 from Coulson].
……
“Oooh, that’s it!!”
Looking at the demon lying on the ground howling in pain, Deadpool nodded in realization and began to pull his leggings.
“What do you do?”
The corner of Konstantin’s eye twitched.
“I’m sorry, I also have a cross tattoo on my butt.”
Deadpool smiled shyly.
( ̄ェ ̄;)
Konstantin had a black face and kicked the butt of this sand sculpture.
As Deadpool’s body soared into the air and flew towards the leader of the cult that had become mad again, Constantine took out a bottle of aged holy water from his arms and threw it out.
“Then, use this against it.”
“Understood!”
Deadpool happily took the holy water and raised his head to take a sip.
Syllable!
Just after drinking, his whole person smashed on the head of the cult, and the two looked at each other affectionately.
“Roar!!”
The demon incarnated as the leader of the cult roared angrily, waving its hideous claws and preparing to pinch the small insects on his body.
And at this time.
With a pop, Deadpool spewed out all the holy water in his mouth.
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