Like Tony said.
The specific design idea of the steel armor had been thought up by him in the cave of the terrorists before.
So, the rest of the work is probably to debug the armor performance in order to find some deficiencies in details.
And Deadpool, who was dazzled by money, volunteered to serve as an armored debugger.
Well, the armor commissioner is an excuse that Deadpool uses to prevaricate to his girlfriend, which is actually a human sandbag.
Syllable!
Duh!
Boom!
Deadpool is either beaten or on the way to being beaten every day.
But he himself is still happy about it, full of energy every day, hehe giggle.
Syllable!
Finally, on the seventeenth day of Deadpool’s beating, Tony felt that the armor performance was almost adjusted, and immediately took off his helmet, nodded to Deadpool glued to the wall, and said, “Wade, your work is over.” ”
“No, it’s ?!! so soon.”
Deadpool was very reluctant, and said with wide eyes: “Tony, are you not good, it’s better to come for another ten days and a half month.” ”
Tony’s face darkened, and he once again punched the sand sculpture away.
“I’ll tell you, this punch is going to cost money.”
Deadpool got up from the ground casually, he saw that there were exactly 533 wine cabinets around him, and he opened a red bottle as a drink by the way.
“Wade, this bottle of wine you are drinking now is worth $2.32 million.”
Tony snorted and chuckled, “Counting these seventeen days’ compensation, you still have to compensate me for $620,000.” ”
(⊙x⊙)
Deadpool’s bold drinking action froze, and he immediately pointed his mouth at the bottle, poofed, and vomited all the wine in his stomach.
“Hiccup…”
With an empty burp, Deadpool resealed the wine stopper and said with a straight face: “Tony, next time you see who is not favorable, take this bottle of wine for him.” No thanks, this is Mr. Wade’s friendly service, and you will not be charged additional processing fees. ”
(dish)
The corner of Tony’s mouth twitched, and he waved with a black face: “No need, this bottle of wine is given to you, you take it back and drink it.” ”
“What’s so embarrassing about that?”
Deadpool smiled shyly, but the movement of his hand was extremely fast, and he instantly held the red wine bottle in his arms.
“What are you talking about?”
Konstantin walked into the villa wearing a long black trench coat and a cigarette in his mouth.
“Ahem…”
Deadpool rolled his eyes and pretended: “Given my hard work during this time, Tony sent me a bottle of good wine worth $2.32 million, Konstantin, how about it, do you want to taste it?” ”
“Wade, the first time I’ve seen you so generous?”
Konstantin’s eyes were surprised.
“Hehe, what kind of friendship do we have!!”
Deadpool slapped his chest boldly, “I can earn so much money this time, and you also have a small credit, it is appropriate for you to take a sip of wine.” ”
Saying that, Deadpool shook the red wine bottle a few times, took the initiative to pull out the cork, and then poured a full glass.
“Drink?”
When he said this, Deadpool looked expectant, secretly rubbing a bad smile.
Tony next to him is similar.
He himself felt that this prank was excessive.
But at the thought that the target of the prank was Konstantin, Tony was relieved, and there was a little expectation.
“Then I’ll drink it.”
Seeing the two pretending to be nonchalant and secretly holding back their bad expressions, Konstantin raised his eyebrows and slowly picked up the wine glass.
()
Deadpool and Tony looked expectantly.
Syllable! (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) )
But Konstantin did not drink it, but smiled playfully at the critical moment and poured the wine glass.
The two people who were secretly rubbing and holding back the bad suddenly turned into falling soup chickens, and their faces were full of alcohol.
“Bastard!!”
The thought of this liquor mixed with Deadpool’s saliva made Tony faintly disgusted.
But he was at a loss, and he was not good at getting angry, so he could only rush into the bathroom with a smelly face. (ahec)
“I found it by you.”
Deadpool did not dislike himself, but he had some regrets that he could not pit Constantine.
“With your touching intelligence, you want to pit me too?”
Konstantin pouted disdainfully.
“What’s wrong with my IQ?”
Deadpool crossed his waist and said dissatisfied: “If it weren’t for the handsomeness that caused me to suffer from malnutrition in high school, I would definitely be admitted to a good university.” ”
“Huh.”
Konstantin slapped a piece of the Daily Clarion newspaper on Deadpool’s brain, “Look, this is Tony’s glorious deed these days.” ”
“Abominable!”
Looking at the photo of Tony wearing steel armor and various pretenses to be handsome, Deadpool was immediately furious, “Tony actually carried me behind my back and someone else!” ”
“Wade, my sexual orientation is normal, don’t talk nonsense.”
Tony snorted softly and walked out, smelly fart: “I just took the opportunity to go out and test the actual combat performance of steel armor, but I didn’t expect to be photographed by those reporters, and I was called Iron Man.” ”
“You fly around every day and you don’t hide it at all.”
Konstantin rolled his eyes.
“Wait!”
Deadpool interrupted the conversation between the two, assumed the pose of David’s thinker, and muttered: “Konstantin, Tony went out to pretend to be a stinky fart, what does it matter with my IQ?” ”
“The stock of Stark Group fell sharply a few days ago, I advise you to take the opportunity to dig the bottom and earn some money for children’s milk powder in the future, you sand sculpture is not unbelievable, and I think I pit you.”
Konstantin shrugged and said: “And now, with the fermentation of the Iron Man incident, the stock of Stark Group has risen to the limit, but unfortunately, it has nothing to do with you.” ”
“Ah——— handsome hurts me!”
Deadpool banged his head against the wall in annoyance, “In high school economics class, I shouldn’t have been obsessed with touching the white legs of female classmates.” ”
(.)
Tony and Constantine looked at each other speechless.
In the end, Tony couldn’t stand it, and shook his head: “I’ll hold a press conference later, admit that I am Iron Man, you seize the opportunity to buy stocks.” ”
“Oh Tony… I really love you to death. ”
Deadpool turned sadness into joy, jumped up sharply and hugged the God of Wealth, and wanted to pout and kiss him.
“Get out of here!”
Tony pushed the sand sculpture away with a disgusted face.
“Haha…”
Deadpool didn’t care, and excitedly grabbed a laptop, ready to take out all his belongings to buy Stark Group stock.
Because he was too poor to buy it before, Deadpool turned his head and asked excitedly: “Konstantin, how does this thing operate?” ”
“No operation.”
Konstantin looked pitying in his eyes, “Today is Sunday, and the stock market is closed. ”
o (mouth) o
Deadpool: “…”.
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