Tony returned to his villa with a stinking face.
When he went out, he didn’t buy the elixir that could heal his injuries, but he was beaten one by one, and he was angry when he thought about it.
“Wow————
In the villa, there was another dance of demons.
Deadpool and Constantine, who had just arrived, called a dozen young models and frolicked there.
Tony’s eyes twitched.
He was here fearing for his own life.
These two bastards had so much fun and spent his money.
“Bastard!!”
Tony was so angry that his teeth hurt.
“Hey, Tony, you’re here?!!”
At this time, Konstantin, who was hugging left and right, noticed Tony’s return, and immediately withdrew his hand from the peak without changing his face, and waved hello.
“You guys get out!”
Tony sat down on the sofa with a black face and coldly dismissed the female models.
“Hiss… Tony, you’re not quite right today. ”
Deadpool held his chin in hand, looked at the two dark blue big eyes in front of him, and said with a deep face: “Let me guess, looking at your two black eyes, did you go out to tease the women and men of the good family, and then be beaten by someone else’s girlfriend?” ”
“Hey, it’s not me who said you, it’s not right to tease a good woman and man, you really can’t help it, Mr. Wade can…”
Boom!
Tony punched out expressionlessly.
Since he was still wearing steel armor at this time, the force of this punch was extremely heavy.
Snap.
Deadpool’s whole person was glued to the wall in large letters.
“Well done!!”
[Konstantin] gave a thumbs up and appreciated the punch.
Tony rolled his eyes, took off his steel armor, and lay down on the couch tiredly.
“It seems that there is something worrisome.”
[Konstantin] took a cigarette and lit it, raised his eyebrows: “What’s not happy, say it to make everyone happy?” ”
“I’m dying!”
Tony rolled his eyes again, and his stinking face stood up from the sofa, “The Ark reactor on my chest is releasing chemical toxins, and once the concentration of toxins in my blood exceeds the standard, I will die~!” ”
“And this kind of thing?”
Konstantin’s face sank.
Deadpool, who had just slipped off the wall, also gasped.
See this scene.
Tony was a little relieved.
I think that he is worthy of his recognized friend, although the sand sculpture is usually a little funny, but at the critical moment, it is still reliable.
“Actually…”
Opening his mouth, Tony wanted to say that it wasn’t that serious, maybe there was a way.
But the next moment.
Constantine and Deadpool pounced one after another, grabbed his hand, and said in unison: “Tony, don’t worry, your wife, children and money, we will help take care of it.” ”
Tony: “…”
Half an hour later.
Constantine and Deadpool crouched in the corner of the wall, touching the dark green eyes and gasping, while Tony stood up refreshed and said angrily: “Is there anything you can do?” If not, fuck me! ”
“Well…”
Konstantin touched his chin and muttered: “In terms of magic, I don’t have a good way, but Wade is an immortal body and has a super ability to heal himself, I recommend studying him slices, maybe you can find a way to save yourself.” ”
Deadpool: “…”
“Tony, don’t mess around.”
Noticing Tony’s gloomy little eyes, the corner of Deadpool’s mouth twitched, and he quickly waved his hand, “I don’t care, give you a little sample of my blood or bone marrow fluid, but I have been studied before, my self-healing ability cannot be copied at all, if I forcibly copy it, it will only turn into a sarcoma and explode and die.” ”
“So what to do?”
Tony scratched his hair irritably.
“I have a way.” (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) )
Deadpool rolled his eyes and said with a smile: “Last time Constantine bragged that he fought all over hell, and even Satan was played by him. ”
“In that case, let him summon demons and help you heal.”
“Hmm… This seems to be a good idea. ”
Although he knew that Deadpool was trying to pit himself, Konstantin was not annoyed, but said thoughtfully: “Tony, if you need it, I can help you summon a demon, rest assured, I am a professional in pit demons.” ”
“I don’t need to.”
Tony shook his head in refusal.
He didn’t want to deal with demons for the time being, and besides, the person who made the promise was Konstantin, and he instinctively panicked.
“Then we can’t help it.”
Deadpool spread his hands and said that he had done his best.
“Forget it, I’ll figure it out myself.”
Tony sighed slightly, stood in place and thought for a while, and opened the black suitcase sent by Coulson without any hope.
His father Howard. Stark. A genius across the ages indeed.
But Tony doesn’t think that the relics of his father, who has been dead for decades, can help him solve his current problems.
Duh!
The suitcase opened, and inside was a key and a small note.
The note reads: Tony, what Mr. Howard left behind is a bit big, so you can pick it up yourself if you want. – Colson Liu.
“‘Well, it looks like our Coulson agent played a little tricks.'”
Tony raised an eyebrow, put away the small note, and picked up the key in his suitcase.
“Tony, I can help you get it, Wade Express, you deserve it.”
Deadpool straightened up, patted his space belt and volunteered.
“Can you do it?”
“Joke, men can’t say no.”
Deadpool snorted, grabbed the key, and pressed the button on the space belt.
Boom!
In an instant, Deadpool’s whole person disappeared, and then his head was stuck on the wall dozens of meters away, with his butt facing outward.
Tony: “…”
Konstantin: “. (De Zhao)…..”
“Accident, pure accident!”
Deadpool smiled awkwardly and twisted his neck to pull his head out.
And then.
Under the questioning eyes of Tony and Constantine, the belt button was pressed again.
qiu!
Deadpool disappeared again.
Tony glanced around and didn’t find Deadpool’s red ass in the wall, but he was still a little uneasy, touching his chin and unsure: “Konstantin, do you think Wade is reliable?” ”
“This also needs to be asked, do you think the sand sculpture can be reliable?”
Konstantin spat out a smoke ring, “If he can be reliable, I can quit smoking!” ”
“What… Konstantin, what did you just say, louder I can’t hear. ”
Deadpool laughed triumphantly and reappeared carrying a few thief-sized architectural models.
“……”
Konstantin’s face did not change color, “You hallucinated, I didn’t say anything.” “。
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