I’m ashamed to say.
As a high school sophomore in the United States, Little Spider is still single, and his closest contact with girls is limited to holding hands.
So, being ridden by a beautiful big blonde sister, he didn’t hold back for a while, and his blood was a little on his head.
“Haha———”
Seeing Peter, who looked like a shy little boy, Deadpool was about to laugh crazy, he covered his stomach, laughed breathlessly, and said: “Siso, I am now… And suddenly I thought, your poison is quite interesting. ”
“Haha———”
Saying that, Deadpool happily rolled on the ground, and rolled and rolled, and rolled to the feet of [Siso].
Boom!
【Siso】 kicked the sand sculpture into the air.
“Bah, I almost succeeded in the sneak attack.”
Deadpool pulled a desert eagle from his chest and got up from the ground without incident.
(⊙?⊙)
The little spider was stunned and felt that this beautiful big sister had such a personality!
“Wade, I spared your life last time, but it doesn’t mean… I’ll let you go this time. ”
Siso is not led astray by Deadpool’s sand sculpture style, and still maintains his capricious perverted persona.
“Hmph, who let go of whom, not necessarily….. If you don’t solve my physiological problems today, I will still depend on you. ”
Deadpool casually dropped the Desert Eagle in his hand and pulled out the twin knives behind his back.
“Just you?”
[Siso] tilted his head.
“Just by me… Can call people. ”
Deadpool pressed the button of the space belt and came to Captain America and the others to slash wildly with a knife.
While cutting the tight uniforms on their bodies to pieces, they also cut off the invisible silk threads that entangle them.
“Not in good shape, although not even worse than Mr. Wade.”
With a whistle, Deadpool finished his work and raised his hand and snapped his fingers.
Rumble!
The next moment, the Captain America Museum was violently demolished.
The walls on all four sides were bombarded by shells, and the tank firing those shells was now turning its main gun and aiming it at Siso.
Around the tank, heavily armed S.H.I.E.L.D. agents looked cold and solemn, and raised their densely packed muzzles.
“Surprised, surprised.?”
Deadpool crossed his waist triumphantly.
“Huh….. Is that the only degree? ”
[Siso] clasped his hands to his chest and was unmoved.
Glancing around lightly.
His body suddenly disappeared.
When he reappeared, he had already pierced Captain America’s chest with his palm.
[From Steve. Rogers’ Exclamation Value +1027]
[From Wade. W. Wilson’s exclamation value +798]
[From Peter. Parker’s exclamation value +1749]
[Exclamation value +3 from S.H.I.E.L.D. agents]
“Captain!”
Seeing the scene of Captain America being pierced in the chest, the little spider was the most emotional, he raised his hand to spit spider silk, ready to rush over to save people.
“Little brat, don’t send it to death.”
Deadpool grabbed him and pouted, “It’s just a statue anyway, what are you so excited about?” ”
“No, the captain is not a statue!”
Peter’s eyes were red, and he jerked away Deadpool’s hand, spitting spider silk and rushing forward.
Siso did not stop it, but chuckled and took the initiative to dump Captain America, who had lost his spell, to him.
“Captain!!”
Holding Captain America’s rapidly petrified body tightly, Peter choked up.
“It’s okay, boy.”
Captain America smiled gently, wanting to raise his arm to comfort Peter. (Read violent novels, just go to Feilu Fiction Network!) )
But his body petrified rapidly, but he couldn’t even do this simple action.
“It’s a pity.”
Looking at the blue sky, Captain America sighed slightly, turned his head with difficulty, and nodded gently towards Steve, who had a complicated face.
“Although I shouldn’t say this, Steve, say sorry to Paige for me.”
Finish speaking.
Captain America was completely petrified and retransformed into a lifeless statue.
“Captain !!!”
Peter shouted with a crying voice.
But the cold stone statue that lost its life did not answer, but still maintained the smiling expression before petrification.
“Damn… Mr. Wade turned out to be a little sad. ”
Deadpool narrowed his eyes, suddenly pressed the space belt around his waist, and the figure flashed next to Siso.
“Wade, this can’t be given to you.”
Siso flipped his palm to put away the rat charm, raised his leg and kicked sideways, kicking Deadpool, who wanted to snatch the rat charm, into the air.
“Bah!”
Deadpool got up casually and pouted: “Siso, your mother must not have taught you manners, and if you damage public goods, you will be kicked in the ass by Uncle Wade.” ”
Saying that, Deadpool flashed again, drew a knife from behind, and slashed wildly with a knife.
“‘Heh, it seems that if you don’t teach you a lesson, you won’t die.'”
Siso pulled out a water gun from his arms that looked like a child’s toy.
“Che, I stopped playing with water guns when I was three years old, and I played real guns instead.”
Deadpool gave a middle finger in disdain and pulled out a Desert Eagle from the stall.
Bang! ×2
Two guns fired at the same time.
Siso was unharmed, as was Deadpool.
“Haha, it’s really a water gun.”
Deadpool scorned the face, ready to taunt.
But as soon as he raised his hand, he found that his movements suddenly slowed down countless times, simply slower than a snail.
“Snail retardation liquid, the movements of the recruiter will become as slow as a snail.”
With a wicked smile on the corner of Siso’s mouth, he slowly walked to Deadpool’s side.
“Wade, sometimes I’m curious, is your immortal body really that strong? Why don’t we experiment with it? ”
“Flax falls….. You don’t want to mess around.” ”
Deadpool panicked a little.
Although his immortal body has never gone wrong, there are so many weird things in this freak, maybe one can kill him.
“Rest assured, our experiment is simple.”
Siso waved his hand and signaled the newly summoned Black Shadow Ninja to block Steve and Spider who wanted to come and save people for a moment.
And himself.
He smiled and took out a small glass bottle with white salt from his pocket.
“Wade, have you ever heard that when snails are sprinkled with salt, they turn into water.”
(⊙x⊙)
Deadpool was panicked in his heart, and blinked innocently: “Siso, as the saying goes, women and children are innocent in war, I am now a beautiful lady, I ask for an innocence pardon…”
“Invalid request!!”
The corners of Siso’s mouth hooked and he sprinkled a pinch of salt on it.
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