The World’s Fifth Generation Fighter Club (jokes, pictures, free, not original)

Lockheed: Ah, Chengfei, you are finally here. There is news everywhere that you have developed a new aircraft. Are you okay?

How is the development of J20s going? I sent you a message and you didn’t reply.

(blocks the outstretched hand)

Cheng Fei: I want to talk about one thing today. I want to complete the first flight of the sixth-generation aircraft.

Dassault: Huh?

Lockheed: Wait, let’s make the loyal wingman first? Why? Have you solved anything? Can't you tell us? Or is it us who are holding us back?

Cheng Fei: I did it myself.

Lockheed: Why? Wasn’t it fun when we competed with fifth-generation carrier-based aircraft together before? You also said that NGAD is very promising...

Cheng Fei: I never said that.

Lockheed: Ah, is that so? But you are an important part of the club. Do you really want to quit?

Sukhoi: Have you really... made a sixth-generation machine?

Dassault: Sukhoi is asking you something, and are you too forward-thinking?

Dassault: Why did you build a sixth-generation aircraft without sending out a PPT?

Lockheed: Dassault, don't do this...

Dassault: Europe has burned all its research and development funds, but you made a three-shot diamond wing without saying a word?

Lockheed: Stop talking about Dassault!

Cheng Fei: Even if I'm not here, you can still make a sixth-generation aircraft.

Dassault: Huh?

Cheng Fei: If you want the next generation of fighter jets, why not develop them yourself? Is there any rule that a fifth-generation machine cannot be made into a sixth-generation machine?

Sukhoi: But if you create it...

Cheng Fei: Don’t say such coquettish words! Sukhoi, you should be the one who should do basic research and development, but you still can't even lower the RCS of Su 57!

Dassault: Tsk, Sukhoi is just waiting for you to cooperate with her!

Lockheed: Let's calm down and talk about it. Everyone has been developing fifth-generation aircraft together for so long. Mitsubishi must think so too, right?

Mitsubishi: I...I have never felt happy developing fighter planes. (End of chapter)

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