The Miracle Doctor’s Two-Faced Toddler

   Chapter 284 [V140] The injustice is snowed, and the happy event is coming

The emperor's favorite concubine, surnamed Wang, entered the palace three years ago. , and Wan Zhaoyi's holy family is strong, Concubine Zhao does not appear to be prominent. It was the Queen who chose her among many concubines for solid favor after she walked out of Fengqi Palace. In the past month, Concubine Zhao has been summoned five times. It is almost comparable to Concubine Li of the year, not to mention that the emperor's interest in **** has greatly diminished after entering middle age. Under such circumstances, Concubine Zhao can be favored again and again, showing that the emperor loves her. .

However, being with the king is like a tiger. Maybe it was her luck to be selected by the queen, but it is her ability to keep the emperor thinking about her all the time. But the moment she screamed, she knew she was done.

   All of my hard work for a month has gone to waste.

  Eunuch Wang heard the screams and didn't care about anything else, he rushed in at the first time, and the palace maids and eunuchs who were on duty at the side of the hall were all startled by Concubine Zhao's voice.

   Several people stood in unison in front of the dragon bed, and when they saw the scene on the bed, they almost screamed.

  The emperor was over-exhausted last night and was the last to wake up, but he was not much later than them. He opened his eyes and saw a group of black palace servants dumbfounded in front of him, he frowned: "What's wrong?"

  In addition to Eunuch Wang, the palace servants knelt down on the ground, and Concubine Zhao also grabbed the clothes to cover her body, jumped off the bed and knelt in front of the emperor.

  The emperor became more and more puzzled: "Early in the morning, what happened to one or two?"

   Everyone lowered their heads, and no one dared to speak.

   It was still Eunuch Wang, who was in danger of being beheaded, and pointed carefully with his fingertips.

  The emperor looked down and saw that his chest hair was gone!

  The emperor took a deep breath, lifted the quilt, and saw that the leg hair that had finally grown back was gone! Not only that, but the foot hair is gone!

  This, what is going on here? Who the **** did it all! ?

   He pulled his trousers open reluctantly, and when he saw that none of the emperor's crane hair was left, he almost spat out a mouthful of old blood!

   Eunuch Wang opened his mouth to follow the emperor's gaze, er...he didn't expect it...

   But that's not the scariest thing yet.

   Just when the emperor flipped the table in anger, Eunuch Wang silently brought out a bronze mirror.

The emperor    looked at the big bald head in the mirror, and finally couldn't hold it any longer, his eyes darkened and he passed out.

   Eunuch Wang didn't know how it all happened. Concubine Zhao was frightened to death, crying and shaking like chaff: "It's not me... it's not me... it's really not..."

   Eunuch Wang of course understood that Concubine Zhao had no such courage.

  ... The main thing is that there is no such technique. The hair is shaved and clean as if it had never grown. Eunuch Wang looked at the sky strangely, hmph, how did you do it?

   This matter cannot be spread out, otherwise the emperor's face will be completely lost. Eunuch Wang immediately issued a gag order to the witnesses, and Concubine Zhao was no exception. Then Eunuch Wang pushed Zaochao away on the grounds that the emperor occasionally felt a cold and was unwell.

The emperor was really angry, and he was dizzy for a long time. After an hour, he woke up leisurely. Thinking of what happened to him, he was so angry that he passed out again. In this way, it was not until the evening that the emperor could finally see himself as a It's a white chicken thing.

   "Your Majesty, take a sip of tea." Eunuch Wang bravely offered a cup of clear fire tea.

  The emperor knocked over the cup in his hand: "Call me that stinky boy!"

   Eunuch Wang was stunned: "Is it... Young Master Yan?"

  The emperor was furious: "Otherwise, which stinky boy is there?!"

   Eunuch Wang went to the young master’s mansion without stopping, Yu Wan returned to the village, Yan Jiuchao was going to pick her up at Lianhua Village, when he was stopped by Eunuch Wang just as he walked to the door.

   "Young master, let's go to the palace with the old slave."

   Eunuch Wang did not say anything, but the emperor did not summon him easily, Yan Jiuchao thought about it, and went with Eunuch Wang.

   This time, instead of going to the imperial study, he turned into the emperor's bedroom.

   There was a strong fragrance of ambergris in the bedroom, Yan Jiuchao frowned, although the fragrance of ambergris was good, he didn't like the smell.

   A large landscape screen was in front of the dragon bed, and Eunuch Wang obediently retreated outside the door after bringing people here.

  Yan Jiuchao looked at the screen in front of him and raised his eyebrows: "Your Majesty called me?"

  Behind the screen, the emperor wore a big shiny bald head, his fists were clucking, and his face was ashen.

   "Your Majesty?" Before waiting for the emperor's response, Yan Jiuchao raised his eyebrows and decided to turn around and go out.

  The emperor shouted angrily: "You get out of here!"

   "Oh." Yan Jiuchao walked over slowly, stood on the side of the screen, stuck out a small head and looked in, only to see a monk in a dragon robe sitting on the bright dragon bed, "Uh..."

   "It's me!" The emperor was furious.

  Yan Jiuchao blinked innocently: "Is Your Majesty going to become a monk?"

The emperor picked up the jade dragon pillow beside him and threw it at Yan Jiuchao, Yan Jiuchao turned his head to dodge, the emperor was so angry that he grabbed another one, but this time he didn't throw it out: "Tell me honestly! Didn't you do it?!"

  The emperor thought about it, and felt that this **** was the only one in the world who dared to be so cruel!

   His own son has no such courage!

   As for the motive, is there any need to ask?

   As soon as his front foot pressed Zhou Huai's testimony, his back foot was shaved to pieces. Can this be, yes, coincidence, coincidence? !

"you you……"

  The emperor's lungs were about to explode.

Yan Jiuchao was more surprised than the emperor, okay? The emperor who was so powerful in all directions became a naked white chicken overnight. His hair and eyebrows were gone. I'm afraid that even... His eyes swept the emperor from head to toe. After a while, he said, "Your Majesty didn't want to become a monk by himself... not me."

   he said solemnly.

   "Who are you?!" Emperor Thunder was furious.

   Yan Jiuchao said innocently: "Your Majesty doesn't know, let alone I know. I don't live in the palace, right? Besides, why should I do this?"

  The emperor's chest heaved violently: "You...you stop pretending to be mad and foolish! Zhou Huai confessed, he admitted that the military exploits belonged to Yu Shaoqing! General Xiao did not hand over the list to Yan Congming!"

   Yan Jiuchao said: "This is a good thing, why should I take revenge on Your Majesty? Could it be that... Your Majesty is still unwilling to be ordinary for Yu Shaoqing when he clearly has evidence?"

  The emperor was so mad at this foolish guy that he slapped him with a pillow again!

  Yan Jiuchao cleverly avoided again.

The emperor has always cherished his hair. In his opinion, it is a symbol of a man's mighty strength. Having thick hair is like a general who has his most proud armor. Despite the predicament of hair loss and baldness, he has a strong beard, and whenever he sees the envious eyes of the ministers, he is extremely proud.

   Now, his proud hair is gone.

   The dignified dragon has turned into a naked little silkworm.

  Who can understand the pain in his heart? !

   "It's really not me." Yan Jiuchao said, "Uncle Huang has strengthened the guard of the palace, and my dead soldiers can't break in. Does Uncle Huang think I have that ability?"

This is a big truth. After being shaved by this kid, the emperor has arranged the most powerful dead man of the royal family outside his palace. The silver-faced dead man in Yan Jiuchao's hands is not their opponent, they will never They may break through their guards without knowing it.

   So... it's really not him.

  But if it wasn't him, who would it be?

   "Auntie!"

Yu Wan packed her things and was about to go back to the young master's mansion. She had to go back yesterday, but the sky suddenly darkened and she was worried that it would rain on the road, so she spent the night in the village. The Yu family's house was being rebuilt, and they now live in Ding The new house is here.

   Mrs Jiang walked towards Yu Wan gently.

  Yu Wan looked at the hand she was hiding behind her back, and said with a small face, "Auntie, did you give them something to eat again?"

   Mrs Jiang shook her head cutely.

   Yu Wan said with a dark face: "I can smell it! Honey roasted chicken legs!"

  Jiang's: 嘤~

The rain didn't fall last night, but today it came without warning. Yu Wan had to bring three little fat boys back to the house. The little fat boys rushed into Jiang's house sucking saliva, and the little meat hand grabbed the sweet silk. The roasted chicken drumsticks nibbled up.

   Little Snow Fox also parted a big chicken leg, put on a small papa gracefully, and shared food with the little fat cat that was a full circle bigger than himself.

  The heavy rain did not come to the capital, but Jiang Hai came back with the news in the rain, Yan Jiuchao nodded and let Jiang Hai retreat.

   A heavy rain can't stop him, but he has a very important thing to do. He knows who the emperor has made a joke. Although he can't bear the blame, he is happy to add a fire.

  Yan Jiuchao asked Ying Thirteen to call Lord Jianzheng of Qin Tianjian over.

   The prisoner is a thin middle-aged man, not tall, with a scholarly fragrance and refined quality.

   "Xiaguan has seen the young master." Lord Jianzheng bowed and saluted.

   "My father was kind to you." Yan Jiuchao didn't go around in circles with him, "I wonder if you still remember my father's kindness?"

Master Jianzheng said with awe: "Xiaguan was born in a poor family, and he was tricked into taking the wrong way on the day of the scientific examination. His Royal Highness King Yan's body is full of gold. , If it weren't for His Royal Highness King Yan, I would have been out of business for a long time."

He has an elderly mother who is seriously ill, and a baby to be fed. His brothers and sisters are all dragging him down, but he fails the exam many times. That is the last time he takes the exam. .

   It can be said that if King Yan did not pull him at the last moment, he would never have the status he has today.

King Yan didn't take this matter to heart, and he couldn't say it out loud to make people think he wanted to have a relationship with King Yan, but he was always grateful to King Yan from the bottom of his heart, but it was a pity that he did not wait for him to repay King Yan. Wang Bian died young.

   Woohoo.

   Yan Jiuchao said bluntly: "I didn't call you here today to catch up with you."

   Lord Jianzheng cupped his hands and said, "Only according to Young Master Yan's orders."

  …

In the next few days, many strange things happened in the capital. First, the ever-bright lights of the Puji Temple suddenly went out, and then the incense candles in the imperial ancestral hall could not be lit. After that, the sweaty horses in the royal garden stopped eating overnight, and rare birds fluttered. The bird cage was hit with blood.

  There are gradually unlucky remarks among the people. The saying is that someone in the royal family violated the will of God, and God began to punish him.

  The emperor naturally knew that Zibuyu was eccentric and confused, but he couldn't stand the superstition of the common people. If these rumors were no longer suppressed, it would be a joke for the envoys of Nanzhao and the Xiongnu.

   On this day, the emperor announced Lord Jianzheng into the palace.

  The emperor sat behind the screen, but this time no one could see him.

   Lord Jianzheng was standing behind the screen.

The Emperor    said solemnly, "Have you heard the news from the people?"

   Lord Jianzheng said: "Your Majesty is referring to... the marriage between King Cheng and the county master of the Xiongnu?"

  The emperor frowned.

   Lord Jianzheng continued: "There are rumors among the people that God's condemnation of the royal family is because they are dissatisfied with this marriage. The blood of the Dazhou royal family should not be confused, and many people in the people petition to stop the two countries' relationship."

  The emperor cleared his throat, what does this have to do with Heqin? The marriage was announced to the world a month ago. I don't know how many times it should be sent to heaven, so why wait until I have torn up Zhou Huai's testimony?

   "Do you think so too?" asked the emperor.

   Lord Jianzheng shook his head: "Wei Chen has counted the birth dates of His Royal Highness Prince Cheng and the Hun County Lord. It is indeed a match made in heaven. It should be a kind of providence that the two can be married."

  The emperor said: "So, the condemnation of God is nonsense?"

   "No." Master Jianzheng shook his head again, "Wei Chen watched the stars at night and saw that Ziweixing has changed. Ziweixing is the master of the stars and the star of the emperor."

The    emperor's face sank: "You mean... is this divine condemnation directed at me?"

   "Weichen dare not." Lord Jianzheng lifted his hem and knelt down in awe.

The Emperor    looked at him deeply: "What if I... ignore it?"

   Lord Jianzheng raised his head and looked into the emperor's eyes without dodging: "Tengu eats the sun."

  Tiangou eating the sun is a great omen, which means that the emperor's virtue is bad, and he has been warned by the gods.

   Guilt cannot be false, so what should the emperor write? Did he write that he wronged Yu Shaoqing, or did he write that he killed his own father?

  There are some things that the emperor dare not bet on.

  The emperor said: "You step back first, and you must not mention today's affairs to anyone."

   "Wei ministers take orders." Lord Jianzheng bowed reverently and resigned.

  The emperor sat down on the head of the bed and touched his big bald head. He seemed to have aged ten years overnight, and even the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes deepened.

   "Your Majesty, it's time to eat." Eunuch Wang reminded in a low voice outside the screen.

  The emperor was not in the mood to eat.

   "I don't believe it," said the emperor.

   Eunuch Wang paused, thinking about whether the emperor was asking him or talking to himself, and then heard the emperor say: "Do you believe it too? Do you think my hair is lost from the sky?"

Eunuch Wang shrank his neck and said that he believed it at this time. I was afraid that he would not let the emperor drag him out and beat him to death, but he believed that it was divine punishment. Otherwise, who could avoid the eyes and ears of so many dead men? Unknowingly sneaked into the emperor's palace? Also shaved so perfectly and beautifully, it's like the emperor never grows!

   Eunuch Wang coughed lightly: "Your Majesty, King Cheng and the chief of Xiongnu County are getting married. You take care of yourself and don't get angry."

The    emperor said indignantly: "What if I just don't vindicate a thousand commander! I'm the emperor! I'm the emperor!"

   Wang Gonggong said earnestly: "Yu Qianfu... saved 100,000 people in Youzhou."

It wasn't that he sent the list in time, Youzhou has been reduced to a waste city, this is not a matter of vindication or not, it is the entire Youzhou City, the life of 100,000 people, and the lives of 30,000 or more Da Zhou soldiers. .

   Wang Gonggong said that he did not dare to say more, so as not to provoke the emperor, it would not be worth the loss.

   The room was silent for a while.

  Emperor Wang said publicly: "Your Majesty, there is a saying that this old servant does not know what to say or not."

The Emperor    said: "You say it."

   Eunuch Wang boldly said: "It doesn't matter whether these things are natural or man-made, in short, they all seem to be directed at Yu Shaoqing. If you rehabilitate him, won't everything be gone?"

   "Humph!" The emperor hummed coldly.

   Eunuch Wang said bitterly: "When the limelight is over, Your Majesty will punish you as you please. The most urgent task is not to let the envoys of the Xiongnu and Nanzhao see the joke. What do you think, Your Majesty?"

  …

   On the 20th day of the fifth month, less than three days before the wedding of King Cheng and the princess of the Xiongnu county, an imperial decree arrived at Lotus Village.

   "Fengtian, the emperor said..."

   Eunuch Wang, holding the imperial edict in both hands, stood in front of the ancient well in Lianhua Village, reciting in a melodious tone.

   He knelt down on the ground in front of him. Li Zheng and Yu Shaoqing were at the head, and behind them were the uncle's family, Xiao Tie Dan, and three cute little fat boys.

  The villagers also all came, and obediently knelt down and listened to the decree.

  Yu Wan stayed in the room with Mrs Jiang, who was sick and unable to get out of bed.

   "...and now the bottom line is finally out..."

  The little fat boys were bored on their knees, stumbling to Eunuch Wang's feet to grab Eunuch Wang's whisk.

  Accept the purpose! Take it! You are taking orders!

  Can you be more disciplined? !

  ……Wow, so heavy!

The little fat boys hugged Eunuch Wang's arm and kept crawling on him. Eunuch Wang felt that his arm was about to break, so he couldn't care about his accent, and finished a dozen lines in one breath: "...Yu She has meritorious deeds, and has been gracious to the people of Li, and I am now named Marquis of Zhongyong, and I respect this—"

  Thank you for your reward and monthly pass, I opened a red envelope for monthly pass, alright~

   (end of this chapter)