The more they object, the more it means I did the right thing
Chapter 72 The first kill of the Three Painful Heroes!
"I didn't bring any paper either."
Ansu smiled.
In fact, he brought it.
It was obvious that Assyria's expression froze instantly.
The expression was more constipated than constipated - although he was indeed constipated.
His lips trembled slightly, his pupils contracted and then slowly expanded, he lowered his eyes, and finally exhaled softly, as if he had made some kind of determination. "In that case, please wait for me."
Assyria turned back again, and with a rustling sound, he finally came out, turned on the faucet in the bathroom, rubbed his fingers fiercely, and washed them several times, trying to remove all the skin. Lost.
This guy is still a ruthless person.
Fingers are also toilet paper - Ansu thought to himself.
"Please don't disclose what happened today, Captain Sharp."
Ashur was silent for a long time and said, "Please don't let the second person know. The preparation bell has rung for the last time. There is only one minute left before bedtime. Let's leave as soon as possible."
"Okay." Ansu nodded and thought about how to spread the word.
Although it was quite embarrassing, it wouldn't be too hard to accept if only Captain Sharp knew about it.
Captain Sharp is a very reliable man.
"Actually, a second person already knows." A dull male voice came from behind.
But the next second, Assyria's heart seemed to stop for half a beat.
With the creaking sound of the old door being pushed open, the adjacent compartment slowly opened, revealing Arthur's slightly embarrassed smile, and he scratched his head in embarrassment.
Assyria looked in horror, when did you hide there?
He thought everyone was gone.
Who would have thought that there was a pervert Nantong lurking in the cubicle!
For a moment, the scene was a bit dead.
Arthur felt that the atmosphere was a bit awkward, so he smiled at Assyria a few times, thinking that he could use his free and generous smile to relieve the latter's embarrassment. He was such a considerate man.
At this time, it is necessary to rely on humor to relieve the situation.
"This kind of thing is normal. I have often encountered this kind of situation."
Arthur showed an expression that every man would understand and blinked at Ashur, "I know, you don't want the instructor to know about this, right?"
Who would have thought that after seeing Arthur's smile, Assyria's expression became even more horrifying.
Why is the Kuite warrior smiling at himself?
Could it be that this pervert like him has taken a liking to him?
Is the taste so strong?
This pervert wouldn't use this incident to threaten himself to do that kind of thing, right?
I have several thoughts in my mind
Assyria's expression was uncertain. He exhaled slowly, telling himself that he had to calm down, "It's just that you two know, it doesn't matter."
At this time, the nearby magic broadcast slowly sounded again, but it was not a ringtone, but a metallic broadcast sound.
Echoing melodiously in the cadre school.
[Emergency help, emergency help]
There is also a broadcast room in the cadre school, right next to the dormitory, but only second-level believers and above are eligible to use it, which can be used to make some broadcasts asking for help.
[Please pay attention to the paper believers near the public washroom. Please go to the fourteenth hole on the first floor. Ashur, the snake of pain, needs help from kindhearted people. He forgot to bring the paper when he was pooping! 】
【.Assyria Xius needs help from kind-hearted people, he forgot to bring paper when he pooped! 】
[He forgot to bring paper when he pooped! 】
The broadcast was repeated three times before slowly stopping.
In the bathroom, the three of them were silent.
"Who did this?" Assyria's shoulders trembled slightly.
"I don't know." Ansu and Arthur said decisively, "I guess it's someone I don't know."
Who else could use this familiar set of operations?
After overhearing that Assyria forgot to bring paper,
Liszt's eyes lit up in the outermost compartment. When no one was paying attention, he pushed up his glasses and sprinted out decisively.
For Liszt, as a proud and humble nobleman, it is his obligation to help his classmates who are suffering!
Liszt naturally jumped at the chance to help others.
Assyria felt his face turn red. He had never felt such shame before.
His self-esteem is quite strong.
Assyria's image of a cold-blooded poisonous snake that he has worked hard for many years will be destroyed today because of just toilet paper. The most important thing is that after paying such a huge price, he still did not get the paper.
In the end, I solved it myself!
Assyria was about to say something to restore his lost image.
At this moment, the bathroom door was pushed open with a bang.
They are the teammates of the third team.
"Captain, the paper is here!"
There was still residual sweat on their faces, they were panting, and there seemed to be light in their eyes. That flickering light was the noblest teammate friendship!
This world of Naraku tests [trust] and [friendship] between teammates,
So as soon as they heard that the captain was in trouble, the teammates of the third team immediately mobilized and rushed to deliver the rescue supplies at a sprint speed of 100 meters before the death line!
In just ten seconds, this miraculous speed is the precious friendship between teammates!
Facing the eager gazes of his men, Assyria felt a suffocation in his chest.
At this moment, he knew,
My life is over.
That night.
Before turning off the lights, most esoteric believers will not go to sleep directly. Instead, they will share their experiences and gossips in the past few days in bed to relax their mental stress. This is also the only way to entertain themselves.
In previous lives, this was called dormitory night talk.
And all kinds of anecdotes will spread quickly like weeds, and will gradually become outrageous, and will continue to evolve with the help of someone's crazy push.
The dormitory of the second team,
"Did you hear that Assyria forgot to bring paper when he pooped today!"
"No one has it. It is said that his subordinates sent it over, haha."
"real or fake?"
The fourth team's dormitory.
"Have you heard that he doesn't have any paper under his hands? Assyria solved it with his own fingers today!"
"Then he is really cruel to himself!"
The building next door.
"Assyria forgot to bring paper when he was pooping today, and he didn't have any paper under his hands. Assyria used the fingers of his men to solve the problem today."
"Then he is really cruel to his subordinates!"
A freshman dormitory that believes in the pain-and-pleasure alphabet.
"The Assyrians wanted to derive pleasure from the pain, so they deliberately left the paper without them - that was the master's job."
"Then he played really hard!"
A freshman dormitory that believes in the nude Nantong excitement school.
"Assyria and his men are stirring up shit in the toilet today!"
"Then he and his men are really ruthless!"
A dormitory for freshmen who believes in the shameful and sultry school of leaking urine.
"Assyria has understood the essence of pain and shame. It has been disturbed too much and started to leak shit!"
"Then he's really cruel to playing with himself!"
Instructor's dormitory.
"I heard that Assyria from your company eats shit in the toilet and needs a tissue to wipe his mouth?"
".This guy is not from our company."
The next morning, Ansu opened his eyes.
He got out of bed, opened the window, and enjoyed the morning breeze.
The autumn rain has begun, and the sky in the afternoon today is as clear and transparent as if it has been washed. The fresh and slightly cold autumn wind blows by.
The dead leaves on the grassland stirred up the dewdrops in the wind, as if they were blown by the wind into ripples of grass color.
It's a very refreshing morning.
Bathed in the warm sunshine, he showed a clean and bright smile.
Life is wonderful.
[The Mother Goddess of Pain pays attention to you again]
I just don’t know what the Mother Goddess is looking at this early in the morning.
At the same time, the voice of the astral messenger sounded slowly. This is a channel that only belongs to saints. All saints can hear:
【First kill】
[Snake of Pain, captain of the second team, second-level warlock, Assyria Hughes gave up his qualifications and quit Naraku. Because he quit voluntarily, he can return to the original world]
[Contributors: Ansu Morningstad (50%), Liszt Munn (40%), Arthur Sonny (10%)]
[Due to the first kill bonus, Ansu received five points, Liszt received four points, and Arthur received one point]
"?" The saints who were gathering their troops were confused.
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