The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Four alien antelopes, a rack of grilled silver ants, and eight dishes and two soups were taken away. The four of them had their first real meal in several days.

Tai Xiaoyi complained unhappily: "You are all as anxious as if you haven't eaten in several years. You just rush, urge, urge. I haven't even had time to prepare a few decent dishes. If mom knows how hard it is, I’ll feed you this kind of food in a few days, and you’ll get angry!”

Three people: "."

Li Laixi couldn't help but think of her childhood, when she would practice martial arts all day long and lose all feeling in her toes, and would be kicked by Rao Qifang into the kitchen to stew a chicken, a duck, or a large piece of beef and mutton, as well as various miscellaneous tonics, and then she would watch helplessly. Watching Rao Qifang devouring the delicacies from the mountains and seas carefully cooked and delivered to his door by various well-known restaurants in Yanchuan, after watching them, he kept the fire for a few hours and ate the medicinal food that was not even allowed to add salt.

Is that really how people live? ?

Li Laixi was thinking about it, and suddenly she got angry and muttered: "What an unsatisfactory and unreliable mother. If only Rao Qifang wasn't so stupid that she wanted to read the instructions when making instant noodles, how could she be beaten by you, who doesn't know what it means?" I can't find you anywhere in the north, south, east, and west by sipping ginger syrup from a bowl?"

Li Cang:?

He stood up and slapped the case, frowning angrily, how dare you insult me? !

"I'm so sorry, I didn't feed you when you couldn't eat and you were crying for food. The three hundred kilograms of meat on your body, at least one hundred and fifty kilograms, were sucked from my blood, and a hundred kilograms of medicine were used to replenish it. The rest is Fifty pounds is the result of your own efforts!”

"Bah! I thank you! I bought those vegetables with my money and we eat them with you! Otherwise, should you use the dregs you dropped when you were poor to make vegetables or go to the vegetable market to pick up vegetable leaves and feed them to me? You only weigh three hundred kilograms. ! Your whole family weighs three hundred pounds! You just fed me like this! You deserve to die!"

"You're ugly!"

"You are despicable and shameless, you set up traps, you are a scumbag, you get an advantage and still act like a good boy!"

"You're fat!"

"I kill you!!!"

Let’s just say that the quarrel seemed to be very fierce, and it looked like a scene of swords and swords falling to pieces, but in fact, one of the two of them was looking up at the sky by the dining table chair, and the other was crawling on the sofa holding his belly, and even the sound was It's powerless.

Lao Wang even licked the bowl and disc the whole time without even raising his head.

For a moment, Tai Xiaoyi, who couldn't laugh or cry, had a thin but majestic old man and a shocking sentence in her mind: "It's better to let them eat too much."

But, that's fine.

At least I didn't pick up my rice bowl and eat meat, I put down my chopsticks and cursed my mother.

Um!

Cooks are also mothers, and anyone with breasts is a mother.

Lao Wang finally scraped all the soups and vegetables from the plates and bowls into a big bowl, soaked them in rice, crushed a few red peppers that had just been simmered in the charcoal ash, and mixed them with the washed onions with roots. onion

"Hiccup~"

The burp was caused by Tai Xiaoyi.

If other people's dining etiquette can make people's eyes shine, Lao Wang's wild and uncanny way of eating can make Tai Xiaoyi's eyes dark every time. For details, please refer to the rabbit liver last time Kidney, potato, carrot and onion puree

At least Mr. Zheng didn’t mix the fish bones and chicken racks into the mix. Our family didn’t dare to feed the dog like this before, for fear that the dog’s throat would get stuck. Besides, Mr. Zheng’s plump and honest smile on his face made him at least very popular. Parents have to account for three points if they want to be good-looking, right?

"Don't worry about him, he's just like that!" Li Cang squinted at Lao Wang: "After all, the leftovers at home used to taste like frozen hairtail!"

What's the meaning?

Seeing Tai Xiaoyi's confused look, Li Laisi burst into laughter.

"It's not just that someone has big eyes and a small belly and wants to eat more and less. Grandpa Zhong said several times that he should stop yelling about eating this and buying that. It was useless to let him eat leftovers. Later, he changed to always keeping frozen hairtail at home. , one meal at a time and the next meal at the right time.”

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Tai Xiaoyi's cheeks suddenly felt a little sour. Lao Wang's smile did not disappear, but moved to her face.

Lao Wang was indignant: "Li Cang's belly was small at that time, and he didn't have any leftovers. Damn it, I was the only one who got beaten every time."

Li Cang snorted: "Come on, even Da Leizi can see that you were beaten not because of the leftovers!"

After finishing his meal, Lao Wang put down the bowl, scratched his head and sighed: "That old man always says he has high ambitions but low abilities and accomplishes nothing is the most despising thing. He is so stubborn. In the end, he didn't even recognize his son. Hey, no wonder the old man You and Teacher Cang can meet each other, not to mention that you two have very similar temperaments."

Tai Xiaoyi opened her eyes wide: "Teacher Cang was also stubborn when he was a child?"

"Ah? It has nothing to do with that! Mainly, he refuses to recognize me, my long-lost old father. My son, my father is ashamed of you!"

It's fun to talk for a while, and it's always fun to talk. The essence of Lao Wang's life can be summed up in one sentence: Death is like the wind, always with me. You can't even imagine the joy of dying!

Ten years of cerebral thrombosis can't stop a person who wants to die. Other than that, he has no jail time. This guy's talking skills are as high-risk as his profession, and he is the kind of person who deserves to receive hazardous work allowances, but Then again, how can one be imprisoned if he is capable? What’s more, this mouth is closely related to the profession itself and complements each other.

You see, at this time, 1+1\u003e2, doesn’t the little lady get double happiness?

Happiness is fleeting, pain is never absent.

Old Wang was soon thrown outside to have physical communication with the alienated birds and the marine animals that rushed to the island blindly. Li Leisi supervised and instructed the moves from a distance as usual. Li Cang said that the growth rate of various attributes of Old Wang's panel could not keep up with the weight of the soul of the dead echo, and he seriously lacked the motivation to exercise and become stronger. If this continued, he would not be able to lift the hammer that applied the dead echo in the non-transformed state.

Tai Xiaoyi had no objection to this.

It is better not to use some strength on others. She just ignored it, which does not mean that she did not mind at all. There was a little thought of punishing.

Albert's side always gave various data and gathering directions of marine animals through regional broadcasts, including possible dangerous abnormal conditions and explanations of the tide. They even sent ships to buy and sell materials at a fair price to provide resource support, and there was a professional medical team to treat the wounded.

While sharing the risk factor, they did not mind outsiders sharing the benefits brought by the Jinghai tide, and their attitude was quite full.

Generally speaking, subordinates, including track subordinates, find it difficult to have any bad feelings towards such "bosses", no matter what the chain of interests is, no matter whether they are clearly not required to participate in the dispute with Jinghai Country that may come at any time, their attitude will make everyone feel comfortable, at least much more comfortable than being threatened by Jinghai Country when entering Jinghai.

The greatest sorrow is the loss of heart, the stiff neck is too serious, and I am ready to spend a high price to get my bones fixed. Today, either he fixes my neck, or I break his neck, charge!