The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Li Laisi changed into a more elegant and natural posture, folding her chest sideways and crossing her legs, sitting on top of the big magic wand as if on a swing, showing off her amazing skills and balance under the strong martial arts, her eyes were condescending, but her words came out of her mouth There was just a strange smell: "Don't I want to give you a change of taste~"

Li Cang smacked his lips, threw the ham aside, and took out a piece of pineapple from the fruit plate, click click—did you see it? This is called sincerely giving you a change of taste, learn from it, young people should be more careful sincere!

Big Leizi is indeed Big Leizi. He understood it instantly and opened his mouth with a string of fierce and bloody fragrant words: "Bah, you are such a big beast and you can still eat a ton of pineapples. It's so unpalatable!"

well.

God will indeed close a window when he opens a door. You said that there is a pretty decent flower girl who wants to be loved by everyone. Why does she have to open her mouth?

On the 50th day of the Great Dao, did this bitch swallow up the one who escaped? Otherwise, why would she be so good at superfluous things?

Thousands of words were stuck in his throat. After thinking for a long time, he still said that he was awesome. In the end, Li Cang could only say dryly: "You can't be eaten as a meal if you are good-looking."

"Huh?" Dalei Zi had a mysterious expression on his face: "The sun has come out from under the quilt? So you are finally willing to admit that I am good-looking?!"

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The angle is quite strange.

"It's not like you keep yelling that I'm ugly every day! Especially Rao Qifang! Just the two of you are good-looking!" Li Laixi first pouted in grievance, then glanced at Li Cang, then showed a satisfied and slutty smile like an old king. , the tip of his tongue curled up the corners of his lips: "You can't be eaten if you're good-looking, but with such physical strength and arrogance, you can still be full even if you don't eat~"

Li Cang: ((　∠)_

She, she, she, is this bitch teasing me?

The Chinese pinyin used casually like a self-service choice and the rippling expression of murderous and arsonist eyes seem to easily lead me to think of impoliteness!

"Hey, have you hugged me enough? Stop rubbing me. Make way. It's my turn!"

"Dog man and woman, come and play~"

Lilith was slapped on the shining buttocks by Big Leizi. She screamed on the spot and dissipated into a particle state. The dispersal method can be said to be quite hardcore.

Li Cang hugged her slender waist and smoothed the half-dried long hair one by one. Looking at the lake and the starry sky behind the crystal curtain wall made of insect nest crystals, he subconsciously asked: "Have you lost weight again?"

"Huh?" Dalei Zi was overjoyed, and his eyebrows were a little moister and warmer, "Okay, Teacher Cang, I have learned to be romantic with others, and my waist has indeed slimmed down by two centimeters——"

"It's smaller, ah no, I mean it's smaller, it's smaller, it's smaller!"

It's obvious that it's not too late, it's too late. It can be seen that being outspoken is not a good attribute. Li Laixi's expression changed faster than a ghost.

"Li! Cang! Do you want to die? Do you want to die?"

"Wrong, wrong!"

Li Laisi hit him a few times and then stopped, with a frown on her face.

"You feel so good. You don't want to think about how hard it is for me to be strangled three layers outside and three layers all day long. This piece of shit is so big, can it be used as a hammer? It's not you who feels comfortable, but the discomfort is real."

Li Cang sneered, not daring to say a word at all, but the movements of his hands accidentally revealed the complexity of his heart. He covered it like a treasure, for fear that Dalei Zi would commit suicide that would be irreparable even if he prayed for it.

Li Laisi was so angry that she fell back: "You, you, you"

As long as she is practicing or fighting, her daily routine is to tighten her clothes, then put on a layer of small clothes customized by the young lady, with a total of sixteen buttons and hooks from top to bottom, left and right, and finally practice Otherwise, she would not be able to maintain the intense movements for more than ten minutes. Her underwear can't stand her, and her underwear can't stand the audience.

At the beginning, when her dimensions suddenly increased, her shoulders were calloused by the shoulder straps. After practicing every day, her cervical spine and chest hurt as if they were about to split on the spot.

Let’s talk about the ferocious dragon robe. The ferocious dragon suit is good everywhere, but it can’t be customized like the windbreaker suit. Moreover, although the ferocious dragon robe looks like a cloak and robe, individual parts of the female version are extremely slim. She has a figure like hers. Without any modifications, the ferocious dragon robe would only be full of astringency after being put on, and even Li Laixi herself couldn't bear that kind of shame.

In short, it is nothing but a bag of tears and bitter water!

"You have worked hard, you have worked hard, you have worked hard."

Li Cang blinked and his tone was very sincere. As for what the remaining ninety points are, it can only depend on whether he has a conscience and what size he is.

Li Laisi was weak: "Get out of here, get out of here, why are you so annoying? Hey, be gentle~ If I like you so much, I'll pray for you to have a pair of ducks that you can carry with you for easy use, okay~"

Li Cang touched his spine with his backhand, and his imagination opened up: "Isn't it really lordosis and kyphosis??"

Li Leisi opened her mouth, her eyes looking like she was looking at a pervert.

"Hey~"

The two of them were leisurely eating the stolen ham and chatting away. Li Laisi drank several bottles of cold beer. A faint smell of alcohol was exhaled from her mouth, and she suddenly snapped her fingers, making Miss Qiu even more of a loser than a loser. appeared at the right time, holding a very delicate large plastic box in his mouth.

"Look at this!"

"What is this?"

Li Leisi got up, opened the box in no time and took out a tattoo sticker that was bigger than the test paper: "How is it, does it look good? Just apply it with water, the kind that penetrates the skin, disappears in 3 days, these are the most expensive, costing more than 100 coins!"

We don't know how old Li Sansui is, and we can't figure it out because we are not good at math: "Isn't this the kind of thing that Lao Wang often played with in elementary school? He was beaten by Grandpa Zhong for sticking this thing on his body."

"What do you know, it looks so good!"

The sticker is a nine-color deer with icy skin and jade bones, with lively eyes and light posture, and auspicious clouds around it, which are vivid and ingenious. Just looking at it like this, the nine-color deer gives people a feeling of floating in the air and appearing sacred.

"Did Bai Huazi draw it?"

"Yes, I have been drawing these for a long time!" Li Leisi looked pitiful: "It is impossible to get a tattoo, I will never get a tattoo in this life, and my subhuman physique can't get out of Rao Qifang's palm. That woman will definitely find a way to make me degrade myself. I can only make up for it with stickers. It's pitiful."

It is indeed the mysterious aesthetics of the ghost fire girl. Li Cang is not prejudiced against tattoos. He just thinks that the skin is more beautiful in its original appearance. However, he will not spoil the fun at this time: "Stickers, stickers, stickers! The sack of balls, this box will not be full of this stuff?"

"Yeah!"

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My poor lackey, such a big box of things, how many people will die before they can put it back with their belly?

Li Leisi saw that Li Cang agreed, and was so excited that she poured out all the close-fitting things in the big box: "You choose, you choose, which one do you like?"

"Thank you for the invitation, I don't have this hobby."

"What are you dreaming about, I can't bear to let you use it!"