The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

No normal person can accept Li Cang's eradicating the roots of the enemy. Whether it's a large-scale war or scraping the ground, the entire army's attack is an explosion. No matter how long it lasts, from the beginning to the end, the output is The strength DPS statistical curve has always been timi a straight line. Can you believe it? When Grandma Li next door to Lao Wang went to the funeral parlor for people to pay their respects, the electrocardiogram was not so straight!

It's okay for him to designate this kind of sustainable, high-intensity and fierce battle, and it's okay to make a big thunder, but Lao Wang and Tai Xiaoyi really can't stand it, just like when you play chess, you use a rook on the left and a shot on the right. A rook on the left and a cannon on the right, so the chessboard is about to be filled with sparks, isn't it going to tire people to death?

Not just anyone is you, Teacher Li Cangcang. Hey, Li Laisi has to rely on prayers to regain her status from time to time when she comes back to life. The little lady and I can only describe it as struggling with Yangshou!

Li Cang knew from one look at this guy's face that he had nothing to hold back: "Some things are better as time passes. They will remain fresh over time. We must learn to enjoy a slow-paced life, unlike some young people nowadays who can't stop watching. The whole movie is fast-forwarded by clicking the mouse frantically, fearing that the progress bar of the movie will be too slow to keep up with his long-depleted and overdrawn soul. He can't even achieve sustainable high-intensity laning, so are they worthy of doing it? "

Lao Wang didn't understand, but Lao Wang was greatly shocked: "No, you call this enjoyment? Slow-paced life? You are so fucking exhausted and overdrawn! I can dig out a kidney to compare with that thing on your neck." Believe it or not!”

"Really? I don't believe it!"

"I@#￥%"

Adults often collapse in an instant. Li Cang finally lived a life he hated and became the last lever to crush Lao Wang. When Lao Wang and the people from the Miam tribe finished herding horses, The business of releasing the ship is followed by the walking corpses that have almost filled half of the entire new island chain waiting to be captured.

"What's wrong with him?" Li Laixi appeared with a juicy-looking alienated fruit in her mouth, and winked at Li Cang: "Why is this guy always lazily chirping all day long? Isn't he always shouting about meeting his opponent in a chess match with firewood? I'm going to meet a good talent, I'm not at the age where I can't do my job, I have to find some time to persuade the little lady, our Master Wang always bullies us with disposable items. Bah, daily disposable type. Well, anyway, it's like that. It doesn’t work like this, it’s going to take a long time!”

Li Cang: "Yeah!"

My advice is to put it into practice as soon as possible. Those who kill people and kill people will definitely bring happiness.

Li Cang only gave Lao Wang one day's rest, one night to be precise. What made Lao Wang even more tearful was that in order to give Lao Wang a better and adequate rest, Dalei Zi actually He thoughtfully asked the young lady to go down to the newly expanded sauna room of the insect nest to have some kind of beautiful girl spa. He said that they would sleep down there tonight.

Seize the bamboo shoots, you prodigal bitch!

The next day, Lao Wang finally understood what Li Cang meant when he got up yesterday morning. He stared blankly at the 40-meter sword stuck diagonally on the empty island, feeling so sad that he wanted to cry without tears. .

Either way, when people are evil-minded, everything they see is distorted. Here, look at Li Cang, who raises his hand with his staff and gets a small burst of blood. Over there, look at Li Laisi, who kills with a random TP flash, and then look at the little lady. , oh, it’s too far away and you can’t see it. People can squat down in their own blood pools to get your crystal. Finally, if you look at yourself, you will see an electric mouse and a black devil transforming around you, and it’s gone.

No, he thinks now, we are all human beings and have the same innate skills. My teammates have been transformed into awesome heroic units. Why am I still riding like a wild monster?

"Even the Skeleton Demon's look is better than mine, I can't get through this day!"

“Rejecting juvenile aesthetics starts with you and me!”

"I refuse your horse!"

"No, you've been watching this for a long time. Can you change this thing back?"

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Lao Wang's heart is broken. If I can change this thing back, will I still be on the verge of obscuring the crazy show of spawning monsters in front of you?

Yes, Lao Wang's giant sword still maintains its ground-breaking posture and is resting there.

Not to mention the weight of two hundred-ton kings, this thing can't be lifted by Lao Wang at all when it is not in the transformed state. The little baby has shouted "Open Sesame" all over the place, but it still doesn't move at all and can't even react at all.

Died young.

Li Cang pondered for a moment: "So it's quite arrogant, huh? Just teasing the designated one won't work. Why don't you give it a try? If it doesn't resist, it should be good!"

"Teacher Cang"

Let’s just say, is it really the same thing that you and I want to express?

"Stop talking nonsense, Timi. Isn't this thing powered by dragging the knife? If you do it again, the case will be closed!"

"It seems to make sense?"

Lao Wang was so angry that he tried to find the feeling when he activated the dragging technique. He was as serious as his mother who stood guard at the door with a kaiselu in his hands when he was a child, and you who squatted on the toilet and cried without tears.

Then

There was just a sound, and Lao Wang's whole body was surging with evil fire and electric light, like a small sun, releasing light and heat overwhelmingly.

The last time he held the page hammer, he was in a transformed state, and all his attributes were strengthened countless times. Moreover, the residual energy transformed by the dragging knife technique and the energy of the matrix cannon lingered in the knife. The sum of these things was not at all At this stage, Lao Wang is able to command. When he activated the dragging technique to try to appease the arrogant young man in Ye Zhui, the energy seemed to suddenly find an outlet, and Lao Wang became an insecure person. pressure relief valve.

The unlucky Lao Wang was finally able to feel a little bit of the feeling of Teacher Cang's breasts -

"Ah ah ah hold the grass"

"It hurts, it hurts."

"It's going to explode. Don't come. Don't come."

Afterwards, everything felt empty.

In more metaphysical terms, the raging power pouring out from Lao Wang's caliber broadened Lao Wang's meridians and resistance to energy in various senses, making him look very complete but actually full of cracks inside. The crystal doll clearly has so much power that it is about to explode, but Lao Wang can't even move a finger or speak a complete sentence.

At this difficult moment, Lao Wang heard Li Cang yelling over there: "Hey, Da Leizi, it seems that this hair is not working anymore, come here and give him some treatment~"

Seeing Dalei Zi and Li Cang getting closer and closer, the ill-intentioned gloating on their faces made Lao Wang goosebumps instantly crawl all over his body. I'm afraid Li Cang, you are not a fucking beast, right? Do you want to lift other people's umbrellas because you've been caught in the rain? By the way, I am such a normal and serious person, why do I always have such vicious beasts and beasts hanging around me?