The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Since graduating from elementary school, Li Cang has not done anything commendable in terms of relationships except for his little aunt, but he is particularly good at disemboweling the pond. Man, it’s impossible to expect this guy to get another job after being laid off for several years with his emotional intelligence.

As for Suo Zhihui, it's much more complicated than Teacher Cang.

Little Tea Bag was suddenly told in the morning that Li Laixi was going to find an unjust partner to go shopping for sex. In a hurry, she didn’t know where the cosmetics she usually used were lost, so she had to take a facial mask and apply it all over her body. When applying makeup, she used her hands I was shaking so much that I couldn't melt it properly, so I had to call Yang Yinan, who was already on her way to work, back to do the job.

result

I was dragged into the KTV by Da Leizi, where I howled eight songs, danced twice, and drank four bottles of beer and two cocktails. Then I went to the haunted house and amusement park, and then to the movie theater. I was sweating, my hair was messed up, and my makeup was ruined. Li Cang also arrived. At this moment, the two of them were thrown into the street inexplicably by Da Leizi. Suo Zhihui was confused and void.

She was extremely embarrassed, worried about gains and losses, and her mind was filled with three questions about life.

"Been crazy with her for three days?"

"Um."

"Then it's in good condition. We're just ahead. What do you want to buy?"

"."

She did want to go shopping to buy some things, but she had agreed to do so with Dalei Zi. It was nothing more than clothes, shoes and jewelry. In fact, there were no necessities or specific goals. She mainly relied on the word "shopping".

Li Cang thought about it, Suo Zhihui was not in good condition. This was not her usual fighting ability. He took out a mobile phone that had been used for hundreds of years and sent a few messages to Ke Mier.

When the two walked into the comprehensive shopping mall in the most prosperous central area of ​​the base, they saw a group of middle-aged men and women in suits and leather shoes with security guards and employees who seemed to be wearing red hats, cheongsams, or uniform skirts from several luxury stores. Looking forward to it after the red carpet.

"Hello, you...are you Mr. Li Cang, right? The sun shines brightly, Zhanhua Plaza shines brightly!"

"I have long admired my name. Hello, Teacher Cang. I am the person in charge of Zhanhua Plaza."

"Hello, hello. Nice to meet you."

"Hello, I am Bu Jianhou, who is responsible for the security of the Zhanhua Center area. Deputy Zhao is my old boss."

"Hello, hello, I'm Liu, who's in charge of firefighting."

In front of the crowded gate, many people stopped to watch this rare and lively scene. At this stage, no one can occupy a piece of land in the base to run a business. Some are whispering, some are envious and jealous, but When they saw clearly who these big-name leaders were greeting——

"Me! Go!"

"Alive Teacher Cang? Teacher Cang is back to celebrate the New Year? I can finally have a peaceful New Year this year! I want to see who else dares to take the opportunity to cause trouble! Last year"

"It seems that he is not as fierce as he is described outside and looks like in the photos. He is actually so handsome that people can't close their legs!"

"Hmm, I feel like Teacher Cang is even a bit unphotogenic!"

"Don't you understand? The more good-looking people are, the less photogenic they are. The camera will only make them look ugly!"

"No wonder the stores above were all closed. I thought there was something wrong with the fire prevention or emergency drills above. It turned out to be Teacher Cang. By the way, which green onion is the white lotus in the tea next to him?"

"I'll give you a hint, 11th and 13th Battalions, Ji Xiwu."

"Oh she's the one"

After all, no one made any noise or screamed or rushed to catch a glimpse of the beauty, so the scene was generally calm.

They are not stupid, of course they know that this star is not that star. This master is a real ruthless person who has waded through the mountains of corpses and seas of blood. According to rumors, he seems to have some mental illness. He killed hundreds of thousands of people and did not follow the ground. It's as simple as pulling a root grass. Even the base only dares to secretly poke and defend three points to please the remaining ninety-seven points. Who knows what his personality is like, what if the society is afraid?

For the sake of your own life, you can watch from a distance but not play with it!

The next ones who spoke were the store managers who looked apologetic and even a little panicked: "Hello, Mr. Li Cang, I'm sorry. When Miss Ke Mier informed us, several of our stores were undergoing fire inspections. Ke Miss Mi'er told us that you don't like too many people coughing."

"Yes, yes, no wonder these managers, this is our negligence, but after all, you are Teacher Cang, you are here to make fun of yourself. Even my daughter is shouting about husband and husband every day. If it were someone else, I would Break that little girl’s legs——”

"Hmm, divination"

"Ah ha ha ha."

A group of people complimented and defended them one after another, and sent the two people into the elevator. Only the managers and employees of various stores who were familiar with Ke Mier were left behind, and they dispersed. Li Cang maintained a normal smile throughout the whole process, with almost no smile. After saying a few words, he seemed extremely cold, reserved, and of course handsome.

However, Suo Zhihui looked at his stiff shoulders from behind and couldn't hold it back anymore, so he broke through with a pop.

The store manager, who started out as a young woman, thought something was wrong and hurried forward: "Miss Suo, what do you need?"

"Uh-huh. No, no."

It’s so difficult. Why is Zhen Zhen absent today due to a mission? I can’t control the urge to complain!

After exiting the elevator, the people in front of us led us all the way and we somehow entered a jewelry store. In fact, this was a misunderstanding. Ke Mier and his grandfather were quite influential in the circle. Li Cang just wanted to find an acquaintance to arrange it more considerately, but when Ke Mier called, these stores naturally thought that the customer wanted to choose jewelry to match the dress.

Li Cang didn't say anything, and Ke Mier and these people didn't ask, so they just came in.

Li Cang's mind was still buzzing with the difficulty of short-term interpersonal communication and the bitterness of the frosted hair. He looked around and found that the scene was not right and frowned slightly. However, referring to the few times he had served as a background board here, he felt that the service of these top luxury stores was hard to be attentive, so he said: "Well, Ke Mier should have told you, do you have a bathroom?"

The manager of a ready-made clothing store was delighted: "Yes! We have one! They are jewelry, and there is only a shower for employees!"

As soon as this was said, he was surrounded by enemies, but the manager of the ready-made clothing store no longer cared. Is the customer God unaware? If you don't have it, it's your mistake. Why don't we be considerate and provide thoughtful service?

"I just played in the haunted house with Da Leizi, singing and dancing. You looked like you had lice on your body. Go clean yourself up before going shopping."

Suo Zhihui blinked, unable to believe it. She couldn't help but pinch Li Cang's face: "Who are you? Are you still the Li Cang I know? Is it true?"

Li Cang: "."

The main thing is that I can smell the salt on you!

Of course, this is absolutely not something you can say casually. If you tell Da Leizi, it is at most equivalent to suicide, and if you tell Suo Zhihui, you will probably be prosecuted!

The store inherited from an old clothing family in Europe before the disaster, Li Cang had never heard of the badge being something like "I". There are shower rooms, but they are not professional in hair and makeup, so they simply called the spa center with which they had business dealings and asked them to quickly send a mature and systematic professional team to the fire scene for rescue and rapid support.

At most, there were 17 or 18 hands working on Suo Zhihui at the same time. Finally, within half an hour, a brand new Suo Zhihui reappeared in front of Li Cang.

At this time, Li Cang was not bored at all. The four shop assistants took him to play a game of MOBA mobile game. Teacher Cang breathed a sigh of relief, and the four female shop assistants entered the sage time directly as if they were transcended.

I have never seen anyone who can play games so badly!

With such flexible and slender hands, who did the KPI go to?

She must be very happy, right?

Yes

This is Teacher Cang. He is not bored. How can he waste so much time on playing games? Only people who are useless to society play games!

People from other stores took advantage of this time and wanted to move their entire store here, bring all the treasures of the store, pick the most beautiful and well-behaved models, and provide full service. From ready-made clothes and jewelry to shoes and bags, they can choose and buy them automatically and in an integrated manner.

Fortunately, the I store is big enough. Once the curtain inside the glass curtain wall is pulled, there is enough space for any operation inside. Therefore, the scene has become a small fashion show under the consultation of the professionals of these stores. Various items for sale and non-sale are available at any time. The ready-to-wear store has master tailors on site. If you like any piece, you can tailor it on the spot and modify the size. The delivery will be delivered to your door before the evening at the earliest.

This model is quite convenient and very friendly to semi-socially anxious people. Even Li Cang himself chose a few sets of clothes and shoes, and Suo Zhihui's eyes lit up. The more the better.

Even if Li Cang is not mentioned, Suo Zhihui has never been a person who lacks material enjoyment. The material supply that the base can provide at this stage is actually very limited. Suo Zhihui has her own source of income, which is enough for her, not to mention the old Suo and Yang Yinan couple who treat her like an eyeball.

However, when it comes to the stage of women's underwear where the outsiders retreat, Li Cang is a little confused.

Suo Zhihui chuckled, and her condition had obviously recovered a lot. She simply hugged Li Cang's arm and asked endless questions about this one and whether that one was suitable for her. In front of dozens of models and a group of store managers, store managers and clerks, Teacher Cang's face turned red and hesitant.

"Huh? Miss Lake Blue, wait a minute, number 11, right?" Suo Zhihui asked, "Sorry, I want to know if this is your own thing or a product?"

"Hello, it's a product in the store, I'll take it off and show it to you!"

Li Cang looked at the hollow leather ring inlaid with a huge pink heart-shaped diamond, embroidered with gold thread, various gem powders and white gold decorations: "Isn't this that one, that one - can this thing be taken out too??"

Huh?

Why, why can't it be taken out?

Wait

Well, you are such a teacher Cang!

The group of people were at a loss for a moment before a store manager who reacted quickly stood up and explained: "Teacher Cang, this thing is a kind of neck ring or clavicle chain. It is very suitable for Ms. Suo, who has a slender neck and beautiful figure, to wear this necklace." The pink diamond is called 'Star Wishes', 22.2 carats, FL Flawless grade. It was only discovered after the disaster. It is on the floating island chain. It itself cannot reach Flawless grade. The undercut you see is on the outer side. There used to be a very bad flaw in the dotted part. Right here, our master gem cutter thought it was a pity to divide the whole part, so he made a curved surface at the bottom and perfectly embedded a gemstone through complex cutting and praying techniques. Pigeon blood red, this is a very ingenious combination and cut. It was difficult to achieve this effect before the disaster. Then use four colors of gemstone powder and platinum, gold and diamonds woven with special craftsmanship to embroider silk threads combined with leather. You can try Once you put it on, it feels different."

"Wait a minute, let him put it on me!"

The store manager who rushed to the rescue finally got stuck. A group of store clerks tensed their faces to hide their inner complexities, and their expressions were somewhat difficult to control.

emmmm, Miss Suo, it’s hard for us not to think in other directions with your expression, eyes, and eagerness, you know?

Li Cang took the clavicle chain and looked at it over and over again. Although the design was very complicated and gorgeous, with gold threads, hollows, diamonds, and special light blue and green leather, there was nothing about it. Out of its essence?

"Isn't this just a collar?"

"Wear it!"

That is to say, it is indeed perfect. This kind of inlay technique and cutting technique have never been heard of by Li Cang. His craftsmanship in filigree chiselled gold bracelets is not in the same dimension as this. One point depends on physique, two points depends on aesthetics, and the remaining ninety-seven points are complete. Earn money by giving money to the little boy.

Ordinarily, given the transparency of this diamond, if such a shiny pigeon blood red is set on the bottom, the color of the entire diamond will change, but now it looks like a sparkling wave in the center. The scarlet beating heart, the pink and the light around it, are more like the fresh energy pumped out by this "heart". There is no sense of incongruity that is forced to be infected, and it seems to be flowing lively and naughtyly. , without losing grace and elegance, especially the slender totem tassel extending from the pink diamond in the middle of the neck is the finishing touch.

The most important thing is that this thing and Comrade Xiao Suo's tea fragrance match surprisingly well.

Li Cang rarely praised her seriously: "She's very beautiful."

Suo Zhihui smiled very reservedly, even with a hint of disbelief and confusion. She pursed her lips and hummed, her voice trembling a little.

"Daleizi said the day before yesterday that your parents would ask us to come over for dinner tonight? It's almost time then."

"Yeah." Suo Zhihui looked at the store managers and woke up the mini prayer interface: "Check out, can I use coins?"

The faces of a group of people were dull for a moment. Ah, is co-authoring really a job with a loan?

Li Cang glanced at Suo Zhihui, turned around and asked, "How much?"

"The total amount is 139,838 coins. After deducting the service fee, I will give you the discount."

Speaking of this pink diamond alone, before the disaster, the price of a pink diamond of this purity and carat would have gone up from $700,000 to $1 million per carat no matter what, not to mention the uncanny cut, Creativity, completeness, and a little publicity may not necessarily prevent it from becoming a romantic legend and a work of art with specific value.

But in the base, especially the current base, this thing is actually still in an awkward position of neither going up nor down.

People with jingling coins in their pockets don't like this kind of thing. What they pursue are various alienated products with special effects and even skills. That kind of thing is more practical and beautiful.

For example, the arthritis bracelet worn by Li Cang on Daleizi's wrist is a typical and relatively high-end one. The color and texture are simply incomparable. What ordinary gemstones can emit light by themselves to such a magnificent and bright level, and are sustainable? A source of radiation that does work?

Therefore, this collar is not actually a deceptively high price, it just barely occupies a round figure.

Li Cang said: "No, thank you for your hard work. Let's treat everyone to a supper together. Remember to bring a calculator. If there are any leftovers, don't forget to ask your store manager and manager to pick them up. Don't make it cheap. The capitalists.”

"Teacher Cang, you misunderstood. We will also bring calculators. We also work for capitalists!"

"Hahaha!"

"Wuhu~"

"Teacher Cang is so cute!"

"Long live Teacher Cang!"

"（づ￣3￣）づ╭～"

With cheers, several store managers took Li Cang all the way to the square, and arranged an extended nanny car filled with various gifts and purchased goods that could be taken away immediately: "Which address will the remaining goods be delivered to you?" Woolen cloth?"

"Her house."

"Okay, it is an honor for all of us to serve you. This is our business card. As long as you send someone a message, we will close the store at any time to welcome you. Mr. Li Cang, Miss Suo Zhihui, have a good trip."

After getting in the car, Suo Zhihui squinted her eyes and looked up at Li Cang's chin: "I didn't expect you to be so humane, and you actually knew how to tip. When you were in school, many little girls gave you things and you didn't even want to say a word. To put it bluntly, I will distribute it to the animals in my class!"

“Two different things.” Li Cang couldn’t help but pick up the totem tassel hanging from the neck ring: “I said I would give it to her next time. Not only will she come again, but others will come too. I suffered a few losses when I was in elementary school, and I never dared to do it again.”

Suo Zhihui leaned over and raised her head to let him play with her slender neck. Her voice was slightly hoarse, and she asked intermittently: “What, what loss? What loss did you suffer?”

“At that time, I was so poor that I sneaked to the morning market and night market every day to pick up vegetable leaves for cooking and bottles for money. I had never seen high-end things like Angus beef jerky, Iranian almond pistachios, and American cherries. I was weak and greedy, so I was very grateful to them. It’s not good to eat all the food. Don't talk to him."

"Later, anyway, you should have a deep understanding of this kind of shit. Little boys, sometimes it can be used to explain the evil nature of human beings. Lao Wang often helped me fight and took the blame for these shits. During the whole elementary school period, the two of us were almost isolated by the one-third boy circle. We learned to fight at that time. Well, we rarely lost."

"Hey, I say, you should control yourself a little and restrain yourself. There are people in the car in front!"

Li Cang has already experienced the power of Comrade Xiao Suo once. Seeing that she was so dazed that she fell on him, he couldn't help but remind her, but Suo Zhihui said faintly: "There is a one-way transparent soundproof glass, and I have been in control for more than ten years."