The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Mr. Lu Xun once said: Sometimes the difference between people is greater than that between people and dogs.

It’s not like just anyone can be as proud of his skillful operation of buying tons of real-life inverted barrels like Lao Wang - I have to buy 600 of them at a time, do you know? Are you okay? Oh, you just bought these three melons and two dates, do you have any hidden secrets? It's not a good idea to hide a disease and avoid medical treatment. If you are sick, you must treat it!

In line with the basic principle that capitalists never anthropomorphize, in short, the whole thing has been fueled by Jin Yujing intentionally or unintentionally. There is not a single post on the forum with this thing as the title to gain popularity, but it is circulated everywhere. Master Cang and Master Wang are famous.

After dinner, everyone couldn't help but smack their lips to see how strong their waists were.

Han Gong Beauty has gained fame at the speed of a mule. In a few days, Jin Yujing continued to buy land and open new stores in the area covered by the logistics system extended by Jinyu, including xx inverted film cups and Han Gong Beauty Ten Including kits, the actual sales of various concentrated exotic animal purification tonics and medicines were even more exaggerated than the cakes she drew for Li Cang.

"These lands and production lines were built with your investment, and you also won the endorsement. You and I are seven and you are three, and you will make a huge profit." Jin Yujing followed the temptation and said: "Princess Cangcang, can we just settle this matter? "

Li Cang really wants to spit blood on this old aunt who has lost her face: "What the hell do I endorse? What do I endorse? I pay and show my face, and then you seven and I three, are you polite?"

"Do I need to pay more?"

"You have to pay more!"

"Then you have to let me take a photo, and I won't show my face in the endorsed products!"

"That's nonsense. You go to Lao Wang about this. This guy wants his face to appear on the cup packaging box together with that one!" Li Cang suddenly said: "Wait a minute, you won't really use that one's cough." .Nowadays, there is even a patent for the Servant of Destiny entry on the forum. Are you not afraid that Liu Ying will sue you to bankruptcy? "

"No such thing! It's all fake! It's just for publicity! Who knows if I don't tell you?" Jin Yujing said with a smile on her face: "I have already killed him with one blow, and even asked people to contact Liu on the forum overnight. Ying made some small conditions that she could not refuse to get her to endorse all physical products of Han Gong Mei Industry in the future and to remain silent about the cup gimmick.”

The corners of Li Cang's mouth twitched and he raised his thumb.

ruthless!

Compared with real capitalists, I, Mr. Li, am still too kind.

What's so trivial?

primary!

Only the big animals at the bottom need to work in the fields themselves!

Real capitalists milk milk from cows, which is clean and hygienic!

What kind of face do you need when you have money? Teacher Cang, who was knocked to the ground by Jin Yujing's wonderful public relations, patted his butt and got up. He turned around and called Lao Wang to the hospital as if nothing had happened. Wu Yisong's liver was in the hospital between Director Pei and Director Pei. Director Zhan showed amazing adaptability and activity in his hands. In fact, the disease had already been cured long ago, but his mentality was so broken that he simply acted like an ostrich in the hospital.

The scene in which the dump truck Iai is self-destructed has little to do with Wu Yisong. It is at most just a matter of breaking the sky. Jiaojiao turned a blind eye and caused some wonderful misunderstandings. Jiaojiao could not possibly I didn't find any clues. Women's intuition has always been very scary in this kind of thing. The bad thing is that the window paper was torn to pieces in front of the prospective father-in-law and mother-in-law. Anyway, Wu Yisong's ass can't be washed. Clean.

The matter was so shameful. Teacher Cang and Wu Yisong, who died in the night club, had a common language when communicating. In addition, the three of them, Lao Wang, were eating and drinking in the ward and cussing at the sky and the earth.

Or maybe Lao Wang is doing a lot of tricks. This guy specially called up the two osteopathic doctors last time and gave them a full set of extremely professional maintenance. After relaxing the muscles and activating blood circulation, the three gentlemen went to the acupuncture room. Lying down, my whole body was filled with prayer-level alloy silver needles. It was illuminated by a large chandelier that was said to be specially pushed from the medical beauty side for some kind of physical therapy, whitening, mite removal, acne removal, or something like that. The hot mist filled the hospital. It looks like a holy resort, Baiyujing.

Li Cang, who had drunk at least a bottle and a half of beer, did not act drunk this time, but he could no longer open his eyes and was drowsy. However, he complained more: "I didn't mean pine nuts, I remember you before. That's not the case. Why are you so timid and hesitant now? If we don't come to see you, how long are you going to hide here?"

"Oh, you beast!" Lao Wang grinned as if he wanted to eat Wu Yisong alive, "Can hiding solve the problem? If I were Jiaojiao, I would work together with Song Qiang, why do you have to do this? That’s nonsense. How many days have passed? Are you planning to wait until your father-in-law and mother-in-law’s bones are gone before you go out?”

Master Wang couldn't hold back this opening. As for being beaten and tortured, he scored twice and didn't even say a word. In this environment, this thing is a big deal. Son?

Anyway, when he was fighting against Wu Yisong, he just snarled furiously and hit his face, scolding Wu Yisong until Wu Yisong's face turned red, his ears were red, and his eyes were as wide as an ox's eyes——

He is also aggrieved. If you really think about it, he is the serious victim who feels the most aggrieved. He is so stuffed up in his heart that he can’t let it out. He has only been scolded back and forth. How can you really not say the same thing about anything else? Don’t mention it!

"Who are you talking about?" Lao Wang shouted directly, "Just tell me whether you have any idea of ​​Song Qiang or not! We are all men, don't tell me what is wrong, just say you Do you have such a thought in your heart, are you secretly happy? Oh, or did you get together with Xu Jiaojiao just to vent your anger to get revenge for Song Qiang's refusal in the first place? "

"No, no, of course not, I'm not that kind of person!" Wu Yisong was anxious. He drank a lot and said angrily, "I was Jiaojiao. Oh, Song Qiang."

Lao Wang's words were not only heart-breaking but could even be called soul-destroying. They directly messed up Wu Yisong's entire mind.

"You called me a hammer, you groaned for a long time and couldn't even let out a complete fart, and you still want to play a horse with two saddles? If you hide here for two more days, Song Qiang will fucking die. Let me show you, do you know? If I can save her this time, I can save her next time. I tell you, right now, you would be like a man if you just went to find someone to identify Song Qiang in front of everyone. You're like me, you're still moaning and crying, are you worthy?" He slapped Wu Yisong on the butt: "Go away!"

You know, the second half of the three people are now all silver needles of the praying level!

After this slap, Wu Yisong screamed in pain and jumped up from the bed. He didn't know whether it was because he was stimulated or because he was drunk. Wu Yisong was stunned for a moment, and then he put his clothes on his body like a trembling hedgehog. As soon as he lifted his feet and rushed out, Li Cang was stunned by the blood that gradually seeped out from his buttocks.

After a long while, Li Cang looked at Lao Wang as if aware.

I saw Lao Wang waving triumphantly, and an anesthetized dog emerged from the next room: "Brother Wang, don't worry, Dalang will definitely be able to stand up this time. I have given you a sufficient amount of medicine. Just give it a few injections. Don't worry." It's a trivial matter like risking your face to show off and admitting your mistake. If you let him go to the tigress, he won't hesitate for more than two seconds!"

"Well, good job. You can take this card for tea and the medicine."

"Thank you, Brother Wang. Brother Wang is very generous!" The anesthesia man patted his chest very professionally and assured: "Don't worry, there will definitely be no problems. I will squint more and eat less in the next few surgeries, which will save the money. If you get scolded by the surgeon, no one will find out about the medicine!"

After the anesthetized dog left, Lao Wang chuckled and said, "I asked him to put something good on Wu Yisong's needle butt that can give people courage. Don't worry, it's safe and has no side effects. Just because he smells like alcohol, No one can think of it like this! Oh my god, I am a living Bodhisattva, and my merits are immeasurable!”

Li Cang: "."

Li Cang wanted to rush out and bring Wu Yisong back, but he was drunk and snored loudly on the operating table.

This can’t be blamed on Li Cang. After all, he hasn’t returned to his comfort zone to sleep for a long time. The feeling of the operating table is really relaxing and nostalgic. God bless, I hope Boss Wu, Jin An, will have a baby soon, otherwise I will be Li Cang on this day next year. Cang will definitely live up to expectations and burn a lot of work. Lao Wang will go over and work as a cow or a horse for you!