The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

The prophecy came true. The next morning, Duan Li, with the help of an insider, came to visit with three old professors whose combined age might be greater than the combined number of people on half of the hot spring mountain.

Instructor Rao was completely shocked. He almost went to hang out with the old man and the old lady.

Jin Yujing laughed so hard that she fell backwards.

But in the end, thanks to Li Cang's efforts, she managed to get a truly professional psychological consultation. Li Cang, who didn't understand why, complained, "Mom, what are you doing? I invited them here. The old professors are kind-hearted. They haven't said anything yet. You..."

Rao Qifang was so embarrassed.

"Good morning, Aunt Kong, good morning, Sister Jin, good morning, Rao Qifang!" Li Lace, who was wearing furry bunny pajamas, walked to the refrigerator with half-closed eyes like a sleepwalker, picked up a can of goat milk and said, "Aunt Kong, what's for breakfast? I'm starving!"

Kong Jingqiao got up and walked to the kitchen: "I slept too much yesterday and woke up late. I didn't have time to make breakfast. I'll just make something casually."

What Chef Kong meant by casually, well, it can only be said that casually does not mean the same thing as what other people say.

Rao Qifang stared at Li Lace, sniffed, and suddenly threw on her slippers and cursed: "What are you like? Hurry up and take a shower for me, clean up before coming out, it's shameful to be disheveled!"

It was really earth-shaking.

Li Lace, who was talking, was smashed into a living fountain, and disappeared like a gust of wind with a scream.

"You don't look serious." Rao Qifang looked at Duan Li and the three dumbfounded old professors, "Excuse me, you didn't educate her well when you were young, and Li Cang spoiled her when she grew up. She's crazy all day long, old woman, make more breakfast, let the professors eat before leaving!"

The three old professors have lived for most of their lives and it's probably the first time they have seen such an explosive scene in the children's education field, but at this moment they don't have any extra thoughts-maybe they are lucky to have saved their lives during the psychological consultation just now?

Tai Xiaoyi: "Mom, let me help you"

Lao Wang: "Yes, yes, yes, mom, make more, I'm starving!"

Li Cang: "Do you still have the roasted squirrel from last night?"

Kong Jingqiao kept muttering in the kitchen: "What's wrong today, everyone is like a starving ghost."

Suddenly there was no sound.

Old Wang sank into the sofa with his big buttocks, and suddenly jumped up as if pricked by a needle. He fumbled around under the sofa cushions and behind the pillows, looked at Li Cang suspiciously, and then sat down again comfortably, cursing and muttering: "You have really changed your personality, the sun is coming out of the quilt?"

It was a pure reflex caused by being tricked.

In fact, Li Cang had no time to deal with this guy. He was busy combing Lilith's hair. Lilith's long hair was already knee-length, and it felt as smooth as a silk waterfall. It was just that it was a little difficult to comb Li Cang's hair with his height, and the posture was quite weird.

The three old professors looked at each other, and finally their eyes converged on Duan Li, and slowly typed a question mark.

Isn't this your patient?

What's going on?

And what was that fat guy doing just now?

Duan Li had no way to defend himself, and could only smile bitterly at the mentors of the mentors of the three mentors.

Qin Zhenzhen, who worked hard to learn a lot of personal secretary knowledge yesterday, deleted her browser history overnight, but she obviously benefited a lot from this knowledge. At least she didn't show a bad face to Duan Li anymore. Her face was tight, and she served tea and poured water. A lot of negative emotions highlighted some professional cultivation.

Li Cang reached out and took a newspaper from the base and read it at a glance.

To be honest, even Jin Yujing couldn't stand this thing. With radio broadcasts and TV programs, it's conceivable what those rotten fish and shrimps from the liberal arts department who left the system and were eliminated by the base before and after can come up with. It's good enough that these people don't help, and the base actually has some demand for newspapers and magazines that can supplement policies and current events.

Lao Wang opened his mouth: "Fuck, clockwork man? I really don't understand the meaning of your existence!"

"Yes, at least keeping you can contribute to the greening of the base." Li Cang said: "At most, I can only add a few more cemeteries to this world."

"Huh, if that's the case, you have to pay me for the oxygen you breathe~" Lao Wang casually snatched the fruit plate from the tuxedo San Gouzi, ate an apple in three bites, and then asked the three old professors: "Grandpa and aunt, do you want to eat apples? The ones with runny core!"

The three mouthfuls of white and shiny teeth suddenly closed tightly: "No, no, I'm old, and my teeth are no longer useful."

Li Leisi changed Dressed in overalls and a short vest, she came out of the bathroom holding a towel and naturally pushed Lilith, who was leaning on Li Cang, to dust: "Tsk, she's enjoying it!"

Li Cang took the towel speechlessly and helped the woman wipe her hair: "What are your plans later? Don't tell me you're going to the Internet cafe again!"

"Now is the sage time." Li Leisi said: "I've been fighting bosses for dozens of hours, I'm tired, how about I organize another offline gathering for the guild, do you want to go, they are all beautiful ladies!"

"How many times a month do you plan to get together? How long has it been since the last time?"

"Otherwise, go back to Sky Island to watch you and Lao Wang forging iron?"

"Please spare me, it's rare that the track line is smooth, can you give Jill a holiday!" Lao Wang quickly raised his hands above his head, "We don't have a wife who is carrying more than 30 billion foreign debts, so it's not worth risking our lives"

Li Leisi's eyebrows were raised: "Who are you talking about? If you don't fight for three days, you will be on the roof. If you want me to comb your skin, you don't have to be so tactful!"

"Resolutely resist the violence of hired workers! You two are not only physically exploiting, but also mentally abusing you, right!"

Speaking of which, this is really unlucky. In their entrepreneurial team, there is a meat-clad mage, a meat-clad warrior, and a magic-clad assassin. Only Lao Wang, a serious tank sequence, is not a timi tank but an AOE output mixed with logistics supply. In theory, anyone in the team can beat him up at any time and anywhere. Let's not talk about the casualties, it's really uncomfortable.

It's that Lao Wang is a timid and thick-skinned guy, otherwise it would be difficult for him to survive in the cracks with his simple and complex composition.

Facing Li Leisi's invitation to practice with him, Lao Wang's way of dealing with it was to drag Li Cang into the water and then throw a tantrum, which was similar to Li Cang's strategy of wrestling in a manure pit.

Simple and brainless, but useful.

After he yelled like that, Li Leisi really didn't bother to pay attention to him. She dried her hair and prepared to go downstairs to play with the equipment on the ring. Halfway through, she suddenly muttered in despair: "Ah, Rao Qifang, you led me astray again. After practicing, I have to take a bath again."

Rao Qifang immediately stood up with a bright smile: "That's great, we, the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law, share the joys and sorrows, go together, and after checking the homework, I can help you scrub your bath!"

Li Leisi: "."

It's better not to have this mother. It seems that you have no tolerance for others, right!

A few minutes later, the whole villa started to dance "857" "857". The three old professors were almost shaken apart on the sofa. According to their age, this kind of forced exercise was definitely beyond the level of pre-meal activities. At least it was a high-intensity and high-quality fitness exercise.