The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

After coming out of Jiaojiao's place, Li Laixi was in high spirits all the way, which made Li Cang very confused. He didn't quite understand what she was happy about. Li Laixi threw a helmet to Li Cang and said to Qin Zhenzhen and Tai Xiaoyi : "You guys take Lao Wang's car, I'll take Li Cang for a ride back!"

"I'm sitting here——"

"Um??"

After all, Li Cang honestly got into the black car of the crazy motorcycle girl.

It's not that he doesn't like motorcycles, there's no man who doesn't like heavy machines, unless he likes excavators, Ultraman Transformers, that's right. Due to his psychological shadow, Li Cang can never believe Li Laisi's driving skills. The first time I took Dalei Zi's car, I always felt that I was no different from the souvenir she bought with a lot of money on the grassland.

(Note: See Chapter 240: The dragon slayer eventually becomes a dragon)

To a certain extent, this woman has a similar temperament to Li Cang. She always buys and sells by force. Not only does she do Li Cang's business, she even has to collect Li Cang's fees.

"Five yuan for the bathing center, ten yuan for the airport, and twenty yuan for the hot spring mountain!" The girl turned her head and hit Li Cang's eyes with a big blow. "If you hug the neck, add fifty yuan, if you hug the waist, add one hundred, and if you hug the buttocks, add one hundred. Don’t pinch it, it will itch!”

"I"

"What are you doing? Pay the money!"

Li Cang sighed, silently counted the golden melon seeds, and said cooperatively: "Si Ji, do you support the package ticket?"

"Don't think about it, our car doesn't have the conditions to shake it! Are you going to sit in it or not?"

"Can I not sit down, too?"

"hehe!"

Li Cang tearfully paid out 170 golden melon seeds. Let's just say that he won a lot of golden melon seeds, but he couldn't withstand such a robbery!

Li Laixi put away the golden melon seeds with satisfaction, turned the accelerator, and a long tire mark suddenly appeared on the ground. The car body jumped out like a missile, accelerating to at least 350 in 1.5 seconds. Wu Yisong, who was watching them, had cold sweat all over his forehead - -This is them. A normal human soul might not be able to catch up behind them.

Li Cang grabbed the porcelain saddle, and his voice followed the wind: "Have you, Timi, modified this car?"

"I can't beat you to death!"

"I, Timi, am afraid that I will fall to death? I am afraid that I will hurt others to death!"

"Shut up, you!"

If it weren't for the fact that there is a fuel tank door on the car and there is a smell that smells like gasoline, Li Cang would have suspected that this thing uses solid fuel. To be honest, a man with such a good figure has explosive hair, half of which is inside the helmet and half of which is floating outside. In theory, female riders are very sassy and beautiful——

Provided she is not carrying anyone.

Li Cang basically kept his mobile phone posture as an old man in the subway the whole time. It felt as if his face was polished by this girl's hair. After running for more than ten miles in the car, he remembered that this girl even threw him a helmet. As a result, After fumbling around for a long time, I didn't put it on. When I took a closer look, I saw that it was a small, pink helmet with two furry fox ears on it. It was basically a women's helmet!

Li Cang was so angry that he threw the thing several kilometers away and blasted it into an undeveloped grassland like a cannonball.

"Li Cang, what the hell are you doing!" Li Laixi felt the car body shaking, and her waist arched deeper, "You can touch it if you want, no matter how hard you arch it, won't it hurt if you crash the car?"

I don’t know if the car hurts or not, but my timi liver hurts!

Li Cang slapped his hand and made a crisp sound, and the trembling visual effects and hand feel were all there.

Li Cang: "emmmm"

Then I heard Li Laisi's proud voice floating over her head: "What do you mean, I just told you to wear a pair of hot pants and a short skirt with stockings to give you a long face. Beier has a lot of face, isn't he? If the conditions are right, I want to get into it." It’s convenient to jump around in the woods and do anything like that. If you don’t do it, Comrade Li Cang, tell me how hypocritical you are!”

Li Cang was speechless and choked.

Sometimes Timi is quite amused by this inconspicuous thing, and the man's little thoughts finally made her understand.

"Broad daylight——"

"night?"

"That's okay!"

The two of them were talking about some topics that may not be polite but can definitely enhance the brotherhood. They saw the whistles of cars in the opposite lane honking continuously, and some people lowered their windows and raised their horns at Li Cang and Li Laixi happily. A thumbs-up gesture showed the sincere admiration among men for Teacher Cang's treatment.

"How's it going? Have you suddenly felt that you didn't pay the bride price unjustly?"

"Ah, yes, yes, no injustice, no injustice, don't tell me that it is really interesting to marry this thing!"

"That's not the case! We sisters are so good and so good. You know it after you make a lot of money!"

Li Cang patted Li Laixi's waist in a funny way: "On the surface, he is obviously capable of killing a train of iron-blooded warriors, but secretly, he is so humane in his heart. There is no such relationship. We grew up peeing in the mud. I can still watch you being rolled around by a donkey until you’re completely cold. You’re going crazy all day long, and you’re not old or young at all!”

Li Laisi stood up with half of her body, turned her head and looked into Li Cang's eyes, something thrilling flashed in her eyes.

"Hold the grass! You, Timi, are watching the road! Show the road to daddy! Car! There is a car!"

"As you command, daddy, hee~"

A heavy motorcycle that sticks to the ground and a wild sports car missed each other with a gap of a few centimeters. The sharp explosion in the air was filled with a sighing atmosphere. The horn of the rear sports car was almost broken. I probably wanted to express something similar. emotions?

After arriving home, Li Cang stroked his hair helplessly, feeling that his scalp had been numbed by the hair. Seeing this, Rao Qifang glared at Li Lasi unhappily: "You little bitch, why don't you even give me a helmet? What are you doing?"

"I gave it to him"

"You still dare to be stubborn!!"

Li Cang coughed: "Well, my head is too big, I can't wear it, so I just threw it away."

The mother-in-law and daughter-in-law's fight came to an end. Rao Qifang still warned: "Don't ride her car in the future. She can't even ride a bicycle well. Why is she learning to ride a motorcycle? She repairs the car all day long and falls down like a madman. The same as the Chow Chow, why do you, with your delicate skin, have to suffer with her!"

"He? Delicate skin?!"

"What's the matter? My son is delicate, so what? You are thick-skinned and like a twisted ground jar. What else can you do except being crazy? Besides, do you have the right to interrupt me when I'm talking? You little girl is so rebellious and disrespectful to your teacher and ancestors, and you don't take me seriously at all. I haven't dealt with you for a few days, and you're itching again, right? "

There's no need to add the background music of the Great Dragon at this moment. If Li Leisi dares to answer again, she will be beaten up.

Li Cang is happy to watch this excitement. Even if it is an indispensable daily routine, he still enjoys it. Anyway, the emotional communication between the mother and daughter has always been so arrogant and full of martial arts. It's just practicing and checking homework. They have been like this since they were young, and even Li Leisi herself doesn't think there is anything wrong.