The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

In the middle, Lao Wang and Tai Xiaoyi came back once, and Dalei Zi came back three times. Li Leisi's eyes were as powerful as a mountain eagle catching a roe deer on the mountain. As soon as he came out of the grave, he pinned Li Cang to the ground and said a sentence when he was done. This domesticated game was so exciting to steal, he patted his butt, buttoned it up, and left in style.

Teacher Cang, who was completely ruined, looked up at the stars for a while, wiped away the water stains on his face that were more tears than tears, got up and continued to squirt passionately with Little Coin Zaizi.

When Suo Zhihui, Qin Zhenzhen, Yang Yinan, Suo Mingyuan and others arrived at Kongdao, they were first stricken by Li Cang's uncanny craftsmanship and suffered cardiopulmonary arrest. Then when they looked at Li Cang, they were completely frightened again. Qin Zhenzhen stared at Li Cang in confusion: "Teacher Cang? You haven't stopped since you came back, right?"

"Huh? What did you say?"

Li Cang reacted dully for a long time, then subconsciously pinched his chin and realized that his stubble was scary: "It's nothing, just confirming the general direction of the prayer. Uncle Suo and Aunt Yang are here too. Brother Big Corpse, please help me." I'll entertain the guests, Aunt Yang, ask Uncle, okay, I'll go clean myself up."

Looking at Li Cang's pale face and the red bloodshot eyes, and then looking at the piles of charcoal ash and chewed bones on the ground, Yang Yinan's eyes finally passed over Suo Zhihui, who was already numb with distress, and landed on Qin Zhenzhen. On the body.

"Is he always like this?"

Thinking about his son-in-law's ferocity in front of outsiders, and thinking about his shaky and sickly state just now, it was hard for Yang Yinan to imagine what the child had gone through in just a few days.

This is not the case when others pray, they all look happy and happy!

Qin Zhenzhen said: "I don't think I have ever seen him in such a difficult situation as he is today."

The big brother wearing pink beach pants and a pink short-sleeved shirt appeared holding a sign that said "Come with me" with a calm and steady expression on his face. Behind him, a group of guys in tuxedos walked out to pick up the luggage. Some picked up their luggage, some took their coats, others placed ribbons and flowers. Finally, they couldn't help but break up and carefully wiped everyone's hands and faces with hot towels.

Suo Mingyuan was numb, and the shock in his heart could not be greater: "This, this, this"

Qin Zhenzhen was already used to this kind of treatment. She pouted and explained helplessly: "It's the welcome team trained by Comrade Lao Wang. He calls it "Jie Feng Washing Dust". Teacher Cang usually doesn't use them. Brother Da Shi probably is You're in the wrong team, hush, keep your voice down, don't let it hear you, I'm telling you, Brother Corpse actually doesn't recognize any specific differences in the appearance of each of the bastards."

Big Corpse Brother turned around faintly: "I~"

"I was wrong!!" Qin Zhenzhen stuck out her tongue at Brother Corpse, clasped her hands together in a pious attitude, turned to Yang Yinan, who had just arrived, and continued to murmur in a low voice to Suo Mingyuan: "Look, Brother Corpse is so petty, and he was It’ll be really sad to hear that!”

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In fact, Li Cang has always been against people coming to the island, at least more so than Lao Wang, Li Lei, and Xiaoyi. Of course, the reasons are very good, and it is not because of social fear or anything like that——

This is really not a place that can be described as friendly to non-orbiting subordinates.

As for now, with the help of Li Cang's various living observation organs and Lao Wang's anti-teleportation array bullets, the island's jump warning mechanism is basically complete, and the possibility of accidents is quite low. Regardless of emotion, he will not Dahao politely declined Yang Yinan's suggestion to come over for a walk. The only small flaw was that he was so obsessed with the line with Xiaobi Zaizi that he didn't even remember who he talked to and what he agreed to do.

"Ahem, did mom and your dad suddenly come over this time to disturb Li Cang?" Yang Yinan looked at Qin Zhenzhen and Suo Zhihui and said, "You two must remember to remind him to take care of his health in the future! Good people can't stay up like this all the time. He has become a useless person after suffering, not to mention that he doesn’t sleep or rest at all, so..."

Yang Yinan originally wanted to talk about her mental state, but after thinking about it, she swallowed it.

The big corpse brother led a group of people to Lao Wang's stilted building, served tea and water, and drove away the bone sister Goudan who came to join in the fun. By the way, he removed the embarrassing Miss Qiu from "65h No matter how much the load exceeds the standard, it will not affect the battery life. Final revision "Plus Edition Sweeping Robot" stepped on. Ms. Qiu had no fighting power, but could only meow to please. She hid in the corner and looked at a bunch of food-grade customers humbly licking her sore spots, not daring to do so. Fighting with the butler.

"This is where Li Cang and the others usually live? Can the above-ground buildings be preserved on Orbital Island?"

"There is actually an underground shelter on Teacher Cang's island, but it has been sealed by the tomb-killing beast, so we can't go down for the time being. The room upstairs is the little lady's room."

Suo Zhihui has become familiar with brother Da Zhi for a long time. The two half-bottles of water can be regarded as half landlords together. One guarantees to stay alive and the other guarantees not to get lost. They work together very well. I will take Yang Yinan and Suo Mingyuan to visit the problem. Not big.

After sitting down, Yang Yinan pursed her lips and said, "Lao Suo, have you seen that Li Cang and Li Laixi usually live separately?"

There are three rooms in total on the first floor, a living room and two bedrooms. It is easy to distinguish the rooms of Li Laisi and Li Cang. You can tell by looking at the decoration of the rooms. One is the girl's nest and the other is the Shituoling. Li Cang's room is the only one. The only things that looked like living objects were a few of his prized new pillows made of wild duck feathers and velvet.

Suo Ming was surprised: "So what? If you are in the mood to care about this, why not care more about your daughter?"

You old man knows nothing!

There is no reason for a young man to be assigned a room at his age when he is currently having a passionate affair. Besides, I heard that Rao Qifang was urging her very hard, so this room was most likely requested by the eldest girl from the Rao family.

From another perspective, it probably means that the one with the big breasts occupies the dominant position and is the stronger one in this relationship. At least the two of them are fair and equal. She does not need to rely on these things to put down her body to please Li Cang.

Looking at her daughter's sad and anxious expression, Yang Yinan sighed again.

Qin Zhenzhen chatted with them for a while, then went into Li Cang's room. After a while, she came out carrying a pile of bath towels, a change of clothes, etc., and said cheerfully: "I'll give Teacher Cang clothes! "

No secrets, no psychological burden.

You people are just lousy. Who cares whether you are scheming or not? I, Qin Zhenzhen, only care about Teacher Cang’s long-term meal ticket. I just want to work under Teacher Cang and get paid. A bastard who eats and waits to beg for nothing, holding a chicken feather as an arrow, a fox pretending to be a tiger, a dog using the power of others, and talking and talking——

I, Qin Zhenzhen, have always been strong-willed and have a clear conscience throughout my life. I, Qin Zhenzhen, am contented and happy to suffer losses. My comrade-in-arms, Suo Zhihui, doesn’t know how much I envy this girl’s free and easy happiness!

"Dang-dang-dang-dang~! Mr. Li Cang, your most loyal little licking dog has come to give you a change of clothes. Will you use the clothes first, or me first?"

"You're fighting for a job with a loser, right?"

Li Cang opened the door a crack and saw a pair of big black and white eyes standing vertically in the crack of the door. At this point, Qin Zhenzhen was even quite dissatisfied: "It's such a hot day for such a strong man to wash his hands." Hot bath? Teacher Cang, you are clearly judging a gentleman’s belly with a villain’s heart! It’s all water mist, how can anyone peek at it?”

"So you've completely let yourself go now, right?"

"Language, Teacher Cang, I will criticize you for being like this. You said you are loyal!"

"Is this the reason why you blackmail the cleaning lady?"

"Hey, Teacher Cang, let me tell you, that aunt in the nightclub is a habitual criminal. Not only does she sell fake medicines, she also runs a business of banned stimulants. How can I blackmail her? She obviously took the initiative to give me the hush money. I am the only one. , you know, I am the only one who is really working hard to help you watch the wind!"

"So, that big fagot snuck in right under your nose?"

"Ah this." Qin Zhenzhen's head flashed through the waterfall-like browser records and tens of thousands of rotten articles in an instant, her eyes were blurred and she said: "That will be your window period, and besides, he is a man. Hey! I can’t ask people to go to the women’s restroom, right?”

That makes perfect sense.

Li Cang changed his clothes and took Yang Yinan and his wife around the island for a few tours. Yang Yinan refused to let him follow him at all: "Go and do your work, don't worry about us. Lao Suo and I just have a day off today. I just came here to take a look. The natural pool just now was really nice. Let’s go for a swim first when we’re all sweaty. My hands are very itchy. The kitchen is downstairs, right. I’ll call you when the meal is ready. , let you try my aunt’s craftsmanship, go ahead~”

Suo Zhihui followed Li Cang step by step. Li Cang was facing off with Xiaobi Zaizi over there. She was holding her chin and watching without blinking. From time to time, she and Qin Zhenzhen would smile and murmur a few words. Li Cang also I'm not the kind of person who can't be disturbed once I start thinking. Many of my ideas came to me while chatting with Lao Wang and others.

Suo Zhihui was wearing very simple white shoes, flared jeans and a white shirt today. They were as clean as a little white flower. She suddenly turned around and glanced at the kitchen downstairs on the stilts, then at Qin Zhenzhen, and then pulled shirt collar, asking: "Am I wearing too much? He doesn't even look at me!"

"Yeah!" Qin Zhenzhen nodded solemnly: "You are wrapped like a rice dumpling during the Dragon Boat Festival. You are at least two buttons away from being sexy!"

Suo Zhihui: "How about three?"

"It's too much, it's too revealing. What did I tell you? Pay attention to the scale, be reserved, and resist the temptation but welcome it. Men like this kind of tone!"

"Oh, but Zhenzhen, you've never had a boyfriend, right?"

"It's wrapped, it's wrapped! I'm experienced! I've written tens of thousands of papers!" Qin Zhenzhen showed an expression as if Uncle Kang was looking at Xiao Shuan. She put her arms around her shoulders, and then suddenly said with disgust: "Poor baby, you What on earth have you been doing these past ten years without even knowing what men like?”

Suo Zhihui said naughtily: "He? He doesn't seem to like living very much."

"Do you also like dead fish in bed?"

"ah?"

"Just rush, I'll go lookout for you!"

The interaction between the two of them singing and singing made Li Cang stunned for a moment, and he couldn't stop it.

This is

Changed tactics?

The excitement is really fucking exciting, but also the fear of being fucking seen.

Suo Zhihui held her head high and her chest was stretched out, the steel ring stretched out: "How is it?"

Li Cang glanced at her and said: "What a good girl, why does she always make people feel like their eyes are dark?"

"Eh?" Suo Zhihui said unwillingly, "Is there really no change?"

Li Cang looked back and took a closer look. Suo Zhihui was very cooperative and slowly turned in circles. When he had turned two and a half circles, Li Cang said: "The big pad is bullying the guest."

Suo Zhihui was discouraged and muttered with self-pity: "Not bigger? Not whiter? Not tenderer? I spent so much thought and effort and put in several months' salary to do maintenance and facial masks for them every day. !”

"I asked, have you encountered a sales liar? The base cosmetics industry hasn't started to rectify it yet, has it?"

"From Han Gong Mei Industry!"

"Yes, yes!" Qin Zhenzhen added from a distance: "0.5g costs 18.8 destiny coins. It's more cost-effective to cast a pair of gold breasts than that!"

Li Cang gave a thumbs up: "Bull, bull, bull!"

When it comes to robbing, we have to lead the capitalist Comrade Jinyu Jing. Compared with her, Li Cang feels that he is a model who does not take advantage of the people.

"Prayer: Combining entries 536, 619, and 1024, roughly analyze the impact of the sequence of blood extraction on the evolution process." Li Cang turned to Suo Zhihui and said, "You seem to be quite happy today?"

"Yeah!" Suo Zhihui walked around the edge of Laowang Kong Island with his hands behind his back, his little white shoes trying hard to deal with a stone, his aura eyes narrowed, and the whole thing looked very playful, "Guess why? "

Qin Zhenzhen: "This outfit is simple, but she spent four hours on it before I came here!"

"What's the benefit of guessing it right? Pray: Delete entry 1663. Forget it, it's easier for you. Let's conduct a comprehensive analysis of Estelle's aberration."

"There are so many benefits!" Suo Zhihui continued with a smile, "Aren't you tired? You are already so good, do you have to work so hard?"

Li Cang gave her a particularly strange answer: You have to try hard to keep up with her.

"Clam?"

"I want to remain the sick and crooked look I was before. Do you think you still have a chance to appear here? You haven't seen how wonderful the Great Desolate Prisoner's Finger is, right? And I'm resting now, so you stretch out your hand."

Suo Zhihui's face suddenly fell: "How did you see that I was wearing a long-sleeved shirt!"

Li Cang glanced at the faint blue bracelet on her slender wrist: "Li Leixi didn't tell you what this thing is for when I gave it to you?"

"She said it!" Suo Zhihui said seriously, "She said that I haven't contracted arthritis after practicing dancing for so many years. I should cherish this rare experience!"

Li Cang couldn't help but be speechless, but thinking about it, this was indeed Comrade Dalei Zi's usual style: "This is a creation, made of the blood, flesh, tissue and nerve nodes of the big Kun Kun. Of course I can feel the flesh that fell from my body." Come on - I said, can you please stop laughing like you cheated your mother-in-law into getting a family heirloom?"

"I'm so happy!" Suo Zhihui said, "Have you thought about this day for a long time? The bracelet is clearly shaped like a cat!"

"What a cat, that's the inspiration I found from the young lady's horse, Huahua!"

"So I'm so majestic?"

"You know, Huahua actually used to have a companion, but now part of her is soaked in liquor, and part of her is being used as a mattress by Dalei Zi."

"What about Huahua?"

"In addition to being ridden by the little lady, I also have to be used as a pillow for Big Leizi."

"I shouldn't have asked." With a roll of his eyes, Suo Zhihui said, "It took ten years of practice to sleep together!"

Li Cang put down what he was doing and fell silent. It was hard for him to accept this.

What is the concept of ten years?

How many decades can life last?

Ten years already means a whole youth!

Based on Suo Zhihui's conditions at the time, not to mention Li Cang, even an iron tree would have been revitalized in ten years. Faced with this kind of tirelessness and asking for and taking, which man in the world dares to say that he can be calm and calm?

but

The attitude of Suo Mingyuan and Yang Yinan and the time he went to school cannot be said to be absolute, but at least it is also a large part of the reason why Li Cang refuses to accept Suo Zhihui no matter what. Li Cang respects people like Lao Suo and remembers eating I also wanted to beat him, but I was even more afraid of the mental attacks from this sickly girl, so I chose to avoid and turn a blind eye.

(Note: Chapter 442, the first and fifteenth day of the lunar month)

"Can I touch your stone monument?"

Suo Zhihui seemed to have forgotten what he just said, and was about to take a step towards the island.

"No, you can't come up." Li Cang said suspiciously, "Has she told you everything?"

"Pretty much, I just want to see it with my own eyes——"

"No, you don't!"

Are you kidding? This thing is something that everyone can remember. When this orange cat with a different brain circuit is connected to the memorial monument, Li Cang feels that he can kill himself immediately to thank the world!

Seeing Li Cang's constipated look, Suo Zhihui looked around and asked in a mysterious whisper: "You and..."

"You know too much!"

"Hey, I haven't asked anything yet!"

"You know too much!"

"Then me and her."

"Um."

With just such a word, Qin Zhenzhen, whose ears were already perked up, turned red and filled with indignation.

"Gone? Just gone?"

"What do you two mean! What do you two mean! This is so disrespectful! Killing a donkey to kill someone, right? Killing a donkey to kill someone?"

"What's wrong with me gossiping? I, Qin Zhenzhen, keep my mouth shut! I don't do riddles like this! Do you know that talking like this will stifle people to death!"

Under Qin Zhenzhen's lustful eyes, the two people who had finished exchanging passwords couldn't hold back their conversation, which made the little girl's teeth sharpen with anger.

Zhen Zhen is here, no surprise. Li Cang knows very well how far a person can gossip. Fortunately, this guy's gossip is principled. He emphasizes on presenting the facts and reasoning with a beginning and an end, so she must not be allowed to grasp the complete context of the matter. There is an opportunity to use the secretive attribute.

Eating the feast prepared by Yang Yinan in the evening, the old couple talked a lot with Li Cang, and even drank a few glasses of wine. Before the dishes were even cold, Yang Yinan said that he was too drunk and tired, and dragged old comrade Suo, who kept looking back, into the guest room.

Suo Zhihui was so embarrassed by her mother's last look, but she still picked up the wine glass: "Then, let's have another drink?"

Qin Zhenzhen also looked at Li Cang with sparkling eyes.

"Your dad is the first person who dares to force me to drink 6 glasses of beer. If I drink more, I will either beat King Kong or not be able to move a finger."

"Not the drunken beating of Jinzhi?" Qin Zhenzhen added curiously, and then patted her chest with great pride, but her words were extremely flattering: "It doesn't matter if you can't move, I'm still here, you guys drive your dock and I'll drive mine--"

Li Cang's face turned black, and he was speechless to this gossipy little expert who suddenly let himself go: "Thank you so much, Timi!"

"Have one more drink, just the last one, and then how about we go swimming?"

I've already had one drink with Lao Suo and Yang Yinan, so this one is not a big deal. Li Cang picked up the glass and clinked it with them, and drank the cold and refreshing beer.

Well, the taste is very solid and refreshing, but it's too indulgent.

"Let's go."

A clever kid who claimed to be on the lookout couldn't help but yelled, "Wow, I've been down there several times, but why didn't I see this? You guys are so extravagant and enjoy yourself so much that you built an infinity pool on the island?"

"It's even more beautiful when the weather is good during the day. You can see the lower surface and the blue sky and white clouds from the protruding part of the crystal wall." Li Cang slumped down on the rattan chair, his eyes becoming slow, "Old Wang is pretty smart, and he can occasionally come up with something nice."

Qin Zhenzhen ran to the sauna and locker room by the lake, changed into her swimsuit, and went into the water, shouting, while Suo Zhihui left She came over and lowered her head to study Li Cang's eyes and eyebrows carefully: "What about you, don't you want to swim a few laps together?"

"I'm leaving it here? I'll sober up first!"

Suo Zhihui pouted: "I should have known not to bring Zhenzhen here."

Li Cang glanced at her: "Hey, what are you thinking about? Your parents are still here. What kind of big animal must be here."

"Hey, don't you think it's more exciting this way?"

"Are you blinded by lard? Are you crazy today or what? Really!" Li Cang suddenly looked at the watch: "It's also strange. Seeing that it's 12 o'clock, this woman hasn't shown up yet?"

"Huh?"

Suo Zhihui was stunned, and Qin Zhenzhen also poked half of her head out of the water and spit bubbles.

Li Cang fumbled under the chair and finally found a green coconut. He opened the coconut like a bottle cap and drank a mouthful: "I just drank too much, not brain dead. When did she give you the bracelet?"

"Yesterday."

Li Cang was a little bit amused.

Suo Zhihui blinked: "You mean she will come back today to catch... um... catch."

Li Cang: "Tsk, boring, that's it, she's not even ready for when I catch you two on the spot~"

Suo Zhihui: "."

Qin Zhenzhen: "But how do you know Sister Lei Lei will come back?"

"When she took the relic from Lao Wang two days ago, I knew she was up to no good. Ha, I've known her for so many years, and I know what position she wants to change when she sticks her butt out!"

Li Cang finished a coconut, rubbed his face with the ice bucket brought by his lackey, and felt that he could almost stand firmly. He grinned and said strangely: "You two wait! I'll show you a great trick!"

The two people stared at Li Cang, who was shaking out like a crab with a figure eight step, and they were speechless for a long time.

"Huihuihuihui, Teacher Cang is actually unconscious, right? He is definitely unconscious, right? What do you think we should do if they fight?"

"I don't understand"

"So sad, our queen is not easy to serve, she is so capricious~"

Suo Zhihui was not surprised at all and even looked a little accustomed to it, pouting: "Don't you feel envious?"

"Me? Envy of their bad taste?"

"It's tacit understanding."

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