The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

"Wait a minute, everyone, listen to me!!"

"Last words? Tell me now!"

"Basic exercises, no 6, sit down, huh hahahahahahahaha——"

As the saying goes, when they are separated, they are all awesome, but when they are together, they are four funny people. Li Cang's explosion of Lao Wang's earth-shaking and screaming directly shocked Letishia for a whole year.

Since Lao Wang got the sword-dragging technique, his combat power has soared. At least in pure melee, he can compete with Li Cang. Of course, the main reason is that the "rolling on the ground and wrestling in the dung pit" that Teacher Cang is best at, which is extremely smelly and effective, is not convenient to perform on Lao Wang. It is really too ugly and abstract for two men to do this.

Tai Xiaoyi sighed: "Sanctions have been imposed."

Li Leisi nodded: "Yes, the familiar feeling is back. 20 gold melon seeds, must hit within 3 days, 50 gold melon seeds, must jump within a week, 1 whole bag, must jump before the end of the derailment sanctions, young lady?"

Tai Xiaoyi showed a leisurely and gentle smile: "You are sitting in a very ugly way, and your sister has not saved enough for a bag, so you should go and rob those two rich guys~"

"The bold will die of fullness and the timid will die of starvation, young lady, you are boring now, is it interesting to always think about winning us by playing mahjong?"

"Hee~"

At noon that day, the sound of "cups and chips" rang out on the island.

Li Cang, holding a glass of iced cola in his left hand and a glass of lemon tea in his right hand, pointed out Jiangshan: "Silly boy, one tube, hit one tube, the previous player was a fool, why do you keep trying to get the strip?"

As we all know, Teacher Cang is a heavy gambler. Oh, no, what I mean is that compared to gambling, Teacher Cang is just better at gambling with his life. He has always had bad luck and after losing many games, he chose the substitute tactic in a very metaphysical way and became the behind-the-scenes shit cooker.

The big corpse brother sitting upright on the chair said slowly, and compared to the huge claws that were really disproportionate to the mahjong tiles, he wiped out a tube quite flexibly.

Li Lace and Lao Wang breathed a sigh of relief at the same time, and the young lady pushed the cards directly: "Hu! Thirteen Yao!"

Li Cang's brain exploded: "No, how can it be Thirteen Yao? It's only been a few rounds of cards. Something is wrong, absolutely wrong. Lao Wang, what are you winning?"

"Three, six, nine."

"Where's the big thunder?"

"Two, five, eight."

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Li Cang looked at the scattered cards in Brother Corpse's hand, and his face was full of black lines. So you don't plan to leave me a way out today?

After emptying a bag, Li Cang, who lost so badly, did not lose his momentum. He glanced at Letixia next to him: "Have you learned it?"

Letixia replied honestly: "A little bit"

"Then you go!" Li Cang turned around and glared at the big corpse brother, "You useless dog, what are you doing standing there, get out of the way, and make room!"

Old Wang was unhappy: "Hey, hey, hey! What do you mean? Are you talking about the three heroes fighting Lu Bu?"

Tai Xiaoyi laughed and glanced at Old Wang: "Don't you also pay attention to the novice protection period when fishing, Teacher Cang, am I right?"

Li Lei Si: "Tsk, big corpse brother plays much better than him. The bad chess player is blindly commanding and still wants to change his fate. Change, change, change, hurry up, I'm in a good momentum, I'm sure I can win a bag today!"

Three weeks peeling a cabbage, Li Cang, who had never suffered such a great humiliation, finally succeeded in putting in half a bag of golden melon seeds, and worked hard to make an outstanding contribution to the unity of Sky Island. Afterwards, Lao Wang gave a dog-licking sincere praise to the young lady who had collected a bag of golden melon seeds, calling her the mahjong saint, and prostrating himself on the ground, hoping that her death would not be too tragic.

Uh-huh

It is true that Lao Wang's atrocities against the young lady last time were too sensational, and he was afraid of being retaliated, which has a certain theoretical basis.

(Note: No. 3) づ╭～)

"Hmph, just a sparrow master~" Li Leisi was very eager for this title, and turned her head to glance at Li Cang: "What should this guy be called?"

"The track line cannon king!" Lao Wang blurted out, and he was stunned for a moment after saying it, muttering: "Damn, I always feel that I'm at a loss."

The Ω Sea was re-opened, and two at a time, one on Li Cang Island and one on Lao Wang Island. Having learned from the long-term experience and lessons, Lao Wang was dismissive of Li Cang's inexplicable stubbornness: "No, why do you have to put this thing on your empty island? Isn't it better to put a worm nest!"

Li Cang sighed: "This is the only thing close to the natural environment on my island. It can't be that there is nothing but the underground shelter?"

Lao Wang was overjoyed: "Look, isn't there a tree left? ~”

“.”

Lao Wang suddenly squinted his eyes: “Teacher Cang, I think your acting skills are good. Also, isn’t it a great feeling to be chosen by the young lady?”

“I want to, too.” Li Cang said: “Sometimes I really envy your ugly brain circuits. After all, your happiness is so simple, simple and pure!”

Lao Wang raised his middle finger: “Fuck you!”

Li Cang said: “The furnace will probably be installed on your empty island. The mill may not be compatible with another creation species. Let the queen of insects open a place in advance and make preparations early.”

“I see. You want to use the pre-produced bone gold armor to produce finished products in the furnace?”

“Yeah.”

Lao Wang rubbed his hands, his face full of ferocity and impatience: “Count the days, those damn guys should have left the base for several days, right?”

Li Cang said nothing.

The non-orbital islands (or contract islands) with cruising speed can run very fast, but I don’t know why the Furnace Land seems to still be wandering in the airspace around the base, walking very slowly, in order not to offend the base. He was going to wait a little longer before taking action, otherwise what would happen if someone's front feet were robbed while passing by the base's door? Tens of millions of billions of big eyes on the forum were staring at China. Various bases are worried that they can't find an excuse for public opinion offensive. This kind of thing is easy to say but not easy to hear.

"How about..." Lao Wang, a guy who has poisoned Shui'er in his bones, frowned and thought: "How about asking Brother Changhe Sunset to do his damn job again? People all over the world are familiar with your internal tactics. It’s hard to keep any clues because of the network. Wouldn’t it be more embarrassing if someone uncovers the dirty information in the future?”

Of course, this dirty material can only be boiled with shit into a black pot and slapped on the head of the base. Whether it is Mr. Li Cang or Li Laisi, it is definitely unrealistic to expect them to do this. Besides, offending Li Cang will not harm anyone. There is no benefit at all, but who doesn’t know that Base 3/7 is wearing the same pants as you? This means you can run away. A monk can’t run away from the temple!

"My brother is a one-track man. This kind of thing is meaningless to him." Li Cang was moved for a moment, but still rejected this tempting proposal: "Since the Forge Land knows me, there is a high probability that it will not accept the Gray Knight's rules of war. , it will be troublesome once they break up and run away."

Failure to abide by the laws of war means that the island cannot be annexed, and the inability to annex the island means that evidence will be left behind. The Furnace is so big, and it is ridiculous to just rely on the dog Kun to dig out the dog's legs and dig out the buttocks.

And from a war perspective, what I am good at is down-to-earth meat grinder-style bloody battles. Air combat is not good, and pursuit is pure nonsense. These days, no matter who I encounter the kind of person who deliberately wants to escape. Nothing to do with them.

Li Cang frowned: "You prepare first, I will go and negotiate with the little coin boy about the working efficiency of the infinitely proliferating corrosive liquid."

Infinitely proliferating corrosive liquid is a good thing for killing people, setting fires, destroying corpses, and eradicating traces. Moreover, the original state of this thing is different from the processed semi-finished cancer bombs. It is not a unique product of Li Cang. It is available on many Black Mist Islands. There is such a thing as "natural" generation.

"It's so troublesome." Lao Wang couldn't help complaining: "After connecting with the base, nothing good happened. Except for occasionally making a big sword that is worth remembering, there are no practical benefits at all. He meow You have to be careful when developing your business, which is seriously inconsistent with the temperament of our track leader. We were never so low-key and depressed when we were either fighting or on the road to war! "

Yes, he called this humble and aggrieved.