The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

This is a group of guys with invisibility skills, and it is not unusual to have corresponding countermeasures.

A brilliant halo surrounded Tai Xiaoyi, and her figure flashed for a moment, then silently walked into the air again. There were owls above and white tigers and flowers below. The land and air coordinated the investigation and attack, unless more manpower was expended. Launch an encirclement and suppression campaign, otherwise they won't even be able to touch a single tiger hair just by relying on sneak attacks by individual subordinate dogs.

Three consecutive shots of Fel Fire explosive shells forced the guys back into the crowd and successfully took one of them away. The little lady easily escaped from their anti-invisibility range.

"Damn, be careful with the stink bomb. Ugh."

The stink bomb is obviously a targeted and malicious custom-made product. It is a stench that even a prayer-level protective mask cannot completely isolate, and can deepen the side effects of "motion sickness". Lao Wang is miserable. I couldn't even open my mouth to curse my mother, it was quite uncomfortable to hold it in.

Boom~

A long-handled heavy hammer glowing with golden light hit Lao Wang's Hunyuan belly. The belly swung twice with full elasticity. Lao Wang's stomach contents were sprayed out two to three meters away, and he was covered in paste. The guy really didn't expect such a cruel biochemical counterattack. He was almost nauseated and struck furiously with a hammer.

"Go to hell, you disgusting fat boy!"

"I'll fuck your mother!" Lao Wang waved his belly like an armored tyrannosaurus and knocked away three people and five servants of fate in a row. "You bastard, you can't beat him and you start attacking him personally, right?"

The sound of the two people colliding together created a hurricane like an explosion. The ground beneath their feet instantly collapsed and cracked into a spider web shape. The other person flew out directly with the hammer. Old Wang spit out a mouthful of bloody spit and smiled ferociously: "Crap, Nima! Get up, I know you are not dead!"

"Kill him!"

"Surround him, don't let him-"

Boom~

The Ring of Resistance Fire of the Electric Mouse Brand swept across all directions, and under the raging fire of evil energy, only a few servants of fate were left standing within a radius of dozens of meters, and the ground was full of wailing sounds.

Lao Wang casually smashed someone's head with a hammer. The blade dragged a substantial "momentum" and slashed forward with his backhand. The blade was like some incredible gravitational field, and the soil on the ground was like an oil film on the surface of soy milk. It was pulled up, forming an arc-shaped mudslide that rolled forward like a vertical fan.

Clear the place with one knife.

There was a wide open space in front of Lao Wang, and a trench that was hundreds of meters long and several meters deep was torn open on the ground. More than a dozen squashed and crushed corpses lay on both sides, and blood spattered into balls of bright red sunflowers.

"It's great!" Before Lao Wang could finish howling, he was immediately overwhelmed by a bunch of stink bombs and servants of fate: "Gan Leizi, save me."

If it were Li Cang, apart from the unnecessary losses of fighting on his own empty island, he would probably like this kind of fighting. After all, the area of ​​​​the venue is limited to only such a small area, and there is a tidal zone outside that no one can physically face. , which is very consistent with his persona and positioning as a cesspit (wrestling) God of War, but it is not very friendly to Mr. Li Laisi and even the young lady. Being reversely overwhelmed by the sea of ​​​​people tactics has almost never happened since he entered the track line. Condition.

Well, they really didn't know that this thing would cause so much pain. Thinking about the enemies and zombies who had been cared for by Teacher Cang, the world is so difficult, no wonder those guys couldn't survive it.

The few people who suddenly learned to think differently either felt sorry for the raw materials that had been given a new life in the mill, or they felt that they missed the old cesspool god of war. This battlefield scavenger who could be both a boss and a scavenger was not only fighting when Apart from being extremely cruel when he curses people with a fragrant mouth, he also seems to have a bit of cuteness in him.

"If he can get up now, I have decided to give Li a chance to use the shield girl for free. Yes, I am not angry, definitely not angry, I said it!" Li Lai Si kept dodging a shield shaped like The torpedo was only as long as an arm, and the sharp-edged monster flew in front of her like a real torpedo. Finally, she took the opportunity to turn around and slash it to dust. Then she moved around in a blink of an eye, carrying Lao Wang in and out of the crowd. By the way, Blocking a few knives, "Damn it, fat man, it's time for you to lose weight!"

Lao Wang pulled out the knife stuck in his butt: "Did you see it, little lady? This is the benefit of long-distance relationships. Even more unrealistic fantasies can become reality!"

Tai Xiaoyi fired: "You mean you want to keep a distance from me?"

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The three of them were silent in front of the huge number of servants of fate who had been fighting for more than half an hour.

"When will Teacher Cang feel better?"

"Didn't those guys say it would take a day or two at the very least?"

"Besides lemon peel, there must be something else that can cure dizziness and vomiting."

"Should we let him have another bottle of wine?"

"Otherwise, it would be more practical to let Gou Kun do it again. This group of people is simply too difficult to deal with. Why didn't I realize how strong the slave's health bar was before?"

"I have to admit that Teacher Cang is indeed a person of daily living." Li Leisi muttered: "Because without this good family man, I might not be able to live a single day!"

It took almost four hours for three people and a few servants of fate to finally digest all the people on the ship. However, the final result was quite tragic. Even a complete living body that could be injected into the corpse could not be found. A few, not to mention the mainstream procedure of searching for coins on their panels.

"I wonder why you motherfuckers suddenly have such a strong will to resist? Is it because Teacher Cang's mental pollution is missing?" Lao Wang was angry and anxious, and finally became timid: "I It’s over, it’s over, Teacher Cang will definitely kill us! This guy will tie me to the lathe, skin me alive, and then boil my fat body for lamp oil!”

"More than a thousand people, four hours?" Li Leisi was almost paralyzed with exhaustion: "Before today, it was as easy as digging up an ant's nest for us to do this kind of work!"

"I have developed an appetite. On the first day I miss Teacher Cang, I have to admit that my elegance is really dependent on Teacher Cang."

Tai Xiaoyi said: "One thousand and one hundred rounds of bullets, the barrel of the gun is severely worn, and the muzzle brake can no longer be used."

"What? Pick out what we killed, so little miss, you need an average of six bullets to kill one person? The cost of bullets alone is already sky-high!"

"Wait until Li Cang wakes up and laughs at us. I really hate his mouth, well, except when we are comparing chess skills."

"Sister, this is so urgent. Don't you forget to speak pornographically? There is a whole fleet waiting to grind your teeth with us!"

"I want to apply for a vacation!"

"Zhong, my gun is broken and I may not be able to participate in the next battle."

"But I have to repair my gun!"

The three of them looked at each other for a moment, and then they all ran in the same direction: "Ah! My dad! Your great son has found his way back again! The elegant great magician Li Cang! Your great son I miss your kindness and need your help! Wake up! Sky Island can’t live without you just like Hong Romance can’t live without No. 18!”

"Li Cang? Li Cang! It's over, it's over, this guy seems to be drunk. Is he dead or fainted?"

"What should I do? Teacher Cang's hangover soup never seems to work."

"How about detoxification? How about trying desensitizing medicine?"