The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Just when Lao Wang felt that his skill was worth some money, he heard Li Cang put it aside to make trouble: "Apart from talking about the ingredients of this product, he himself is still drinking tonic. My suggestion is to take one step Go directly to Aunt Kong, who is more trustworthy in terms of character and professional ethics.”

Wu Yisong's eyes lit up, and the sustainable and dark future he had foreseen for the past two days suddenly became brighter.

Reliable!

Teacher Cang must be reliable!

Wu Yisong firmly believed that he was not physically weak, but mentally weak. Over the past two days, whenever he thought about the possibility that he would live a horse-riding life in the future, he would get excited. His legs would tremble with excitement and excitement, and then he would feel a sense of emptiness. , well, of course this is also mental!

Lao Wang was disgusted: "Happy girl is here! Li Cang, you are so boring! Speaking of Wu Yisong, what is your ability to pray? You shouldn't be so useless after living until now, right?"

Wu Yisong: "."

Brother, we have to practice martial arts. Can you not rub salt into the wound? I am working in a factory and I am 007. Who can be a serious person and take the civil service examination? If I can fight and carry a lot of physical strength, as for this Was it a toss-up of thirteen moves in a row? As for being almost beaten to pieces by the uncle? Besides, besides talent, isn't it because women have higher growth potential?

Seeing that Wu Yisong had lost his glory, Lao Wang said: "Oh, I understand, I understand, all the skills are focused on the liver, right? After all, it was the superior liver that Director Zhan touched with his own hands and that Director Pei praised personally. Son!"

Damn it!

This beast!

I shouldn't have come today!

Wu Yi relaxed and said lifelessly: "It seems that you don't want to participate in the thank you banquet tomorrow night. It's useless for me to arrange it -"

"Shh!" Lao Wang covered his mouth: "You don't need to say it, it won't work if you say it!"

"?"

The dignified Master Wang actually has a day when he is suppressed by others and relies on others, which is very satisfying!

Wu Yisong said: "Well, thank you is just a formality. Everyone worked hard during the days of my wedding. I just took this opportunity to let brothers and friends gather together to eat something good, drink something good, have fun, and pick up and drop off in the car." Mr. Wu will pay for all the expenses, and I guarantee that everything will be properly arranged for you!”

"Master Wu is so grand!"

The fun index of playing it for free and buying it with your own money is very different. Lao Wang was very satisfied with Xiao Wuzi's knowledge.

Li Cang: "I won't go."

To a certain extent, the most interesting thing in this world is to trample on authority and blaspheme beauty.

Who would have thought that there would be a group of losers here who would dare to turn a deaf ear to the speeches of Teacher Cang, who always speaks his mind. It can be seen that time and events are really a circle, and every scene is familiar.

Lao Wang said happily: "Your Excellency, the most notorious cruel tyrant on the track, if I were you, I should start to repent and reflect now. Doesn't it feel very unpleasant to have your opinions ignored?"

"You mean, I'm ignoring others?"

Lao Wang's face was distorted: "What do you mean? What the hell do you mean? I'm not a human being? Am I not a human being?"

"Then do you think any of them are paying attention to you?"

"."

There is a saying that Wu Yisong's thank-you banquet was arranged very decently and in a very fashionable manner. He led a group of groomsmen and bridesmaids to eat, drink and have fun in Baiyu Beijing. He was almost squandering money regardless of the cost, which made Lao Wang once doubt whether the base was behind the scenes. Everyone was very happy to secretly give this guy a salary increase by following the welfare bulletin board of the civil service system. However, for Li Cang, this kind of thing can basically be equated with social entertainment, and it is really not fun at all.

After eating, I took a bath, soaked my feet, pressed my waist and sang K. It was already the early morning of the next day when I left Baiyujing, and about half of the people had dispersed. Wu Yisong returned from target practice while listening to the words sung by these guys, so Hand-teared schedule: "Indoor shooting range or wild hunting, brothers and sisters, which one do you want to go to?"

"Huh? Is there anything like that in the base?"

"Yes, you can hunt on Uncle Hei Island. It is said to be very local. There are some tribal guides who will accompany you to hunt in the most primitive way, and then you will have bonfire barbecues, dances and prayers. Teacher Cang, haven't you been there? ?”

"I've been to the sea and I've never seen the kind you mentioned."

"How about next time? You won't have enough fun if you don't have five, seven or eight days. How about we go to the park and play the two haunted house scenes that we didn't finish last time?"

"Wonderful!"

"Seriously agree!"

Li Cang: "."

Two hours later, there was a scene of a haunted house in the park and an abandoned temple.

"Brother, sit here, brother, do you want tea or lemonade?"

"Lemonade, wait, why do you have such a thing in this haunted house?"

In the past, the paper man put on a yellow robe and made up in ancient costume: "Sea salt lemonade is very popular with customers. Customers who fainted and woke up and wanted to drink water received rave reviews after tasting it. Occasionally, there are extra tips. Take it, everyone will have it ready later.”

Li Cang looked around: "What do you mean by fainting?"

"Some fainted from fright, and some fainted from running too fast." The paper man said with a smile: "You may not know if you haven't been here recently, but our scenes have been upgraded to be even more terrifying and story-telling. It’s also more coherent.”

Li Cang has a high emotional intelligence: "Oh, it looks very interesting!"

"Uh, hehehehahaha."

Isn’t it interesting what the little paper man thought? I’ve been doing this for more than half a year, and I haven’t even served you tea as much as I have done with the incense. I missed work twice since you came here. If it weren’t for the tips, No matter what I say, I have to risk my life to argue with you. Our working class has the power!

With a click of biu, a beautiful three-legged dog wearing a tuxedo and holding a silver tray appeared next to the two of them. Li Cang asked: "Do you want to eat pig's trotters? Aunt Kong, oh, it's Chef Kong Jingqiao's recipe. The little lady will try it." Made.”

"Is this edible? Is this something I can eat? No, no."

"Is there surveillance?"

"have"

Click.

It's gone now.

The braised pig's trotters are very fragrant. The braised pig's trotters that have been soaked in the refrigerator for two days and two nights and then dried with cold air are even more fragrant. The paper man thinks that he must have some strange luck in it. After all, It would be difficult for a normal person to talk to Teacher Cang while eating Chef Kong's secret recipe of pig's trotters.

afterwards.

The park reported damage to 18 walking corpses, 6 exotic beasts, 3 employees, 1 replica of an ancient temple, and 2 cameras. A group of people had no objections to this and paid the compensation calmly.

Lao Wang turned back and glanced at the scene of the deserted temple where the sign "Under construction, customers stopped" was once again hung up. He suddenly wanted to say a few dirty words. However, considering that the perpetrator was Dalei Zi himself, his remaining reason gave up decisively. He shut his mouth.

Oh.

Some people who are so powerful that they can brutally kill a truckload of ghosts are actually frightened by this simple combination of props and sound effects. It's hard to imagine how complex a creature like a woman is.

"Ahem, um, who still has it? Get me some more wrapping paper. Someone just poured lemonade on my pants!"

In the evening, Rao Qifang, who had just gotten off work, looked at the group of little kids sitting in a row in the living room, her expression showing an indescribable satisfaction.

"How about smashing it? How have you been playing with your friends these days?"

"Well, it's good." Li Cang took out the Jio that Li Lai had put into his clothes and threw it aside. "Wu Yisong said that there are places for hunting on Uncle Black Island, and there are also bonfire parties and prayer performances. Yes, it’s quite primitive. Mom, how about we go play together some other time, and Aunt Kong and Aunt Jin also take a vacation together.”

"Hunting?" Rao Qifang thought for a while, "It sounds interesting. Do you want to use a gun?"

"Gun, you are very accurate with cold weapons. You have never touched a gun, right?"

"Not really."

Li Laixi was lying on Qin Zhenzhen, and the dog put its feet on Li Cang's belly again: "Rao Qifang, Aunt Jin said before that she wanted to take you to the shooting range, but you refused to go. You are really looking down on others." Dish, oh, Aunt Jin?”

Jin Yujing smiled and said: "The shooting range in Yanchuan is really not interesting. It's just a little big. There are only a few types of guns, and you can only shoot fixed targets. But the place for practicing bows is very good. There are many beautiful ladies. They are very professional and special." The sassy one, I used to go there often, and I wanted to help Li Cang gain some knowledge, but unfortunately our arrogant Princess Cang Cang didn’t give her any face.”

"It's so shameful!" Li Cang retorted, "Didn't I go golfing with you once?"

The corner of Jin Yujing's mouth twitched: "Forget it, there are so many mosquitoes and the sun is so hot. No matter how many layers of sunscreen you apply, it won't work. If it weren't for talking about business, you would be willing to go. The few strong business women I know always talk about golf." It’s so perverted, it’s not a place a normal person would go.”

Suo Zhihui leaned on the other side of Li Cang. There were many people, so he kept a little distance. He said, "I remember we had a classmate before, the one who wrote poetry. You call him Xu Dafen. He worked at the golf course. I used to be a caddy. It is said that my golf skills turned out to be very good, but I was so tanned in two years that I will never be able to get rid of it again. I am as black as a piece of charcoal.”

"Ah, I seem to have some impression of this." Lao Wang said: "Byd's old man retired from the Provincial Propaganda Department, but ended up going to his father's place to do business. He offended a lot of people and lost everything. Xu Dafen When I was in college, I worked as a caddy on a work-study basis, and then I seemed to have passed the entrance examination?”

Li Cang felt strange: "Why do you know everything?"

"That's what I'm saying. When everyone is chatting, oh, you never chat with anyone!"

"Too many, we can't come back." Li Cang casually said, "Mom, what did the base say?"

Rao Qifang said tiredly: "What else can I say? As long as they are happy, they are busy analyzing the data and samples you gave them. It is estimated that it will only happen in the past two days. You are ready to make preparations. Don't let Old Bei do it." My face is too ugly.”

Li Cang pinched his eyebrows and said, "I understand."

Sure enough, before the third day, the base entrusted Zhao Yang to bring a professional team to discuss the venue with Li Cang. Zhao Yang still had the face of the cynical old handsome guy: "The boss is afraid that you are on the track." I ran away again because of something, Li Cang, what do you think about the venue?"

"I don't have any objections. Just find a wild island. Once you're done, it won't be a big problem." Li Cang continued to pinch his brows, "The main thing is the people."

Zhao Yang Yile: "Hey, hey, you kid, don't underestimate the base. After all, it is a living factory with a population of over 30 million. We might be able to give you some surprises!"

Lao Wang: "Don't say it, you really don't say it. Before we came here, we just demolished a group of more than 60 million people climbing the technological tree. I found that you lame walking people really have a common language. You are so damn confident, what’s wrong with you and why are you trying to argue with Teacher Cang?”

"Discussion, this must be called discussion." Zhao Yang's face darkened and he said, "Anyway, you all know what should be said and what shouldn't be said. The base has not kept it completely secret from you. Let's go to the former residence. Tsk, how should I say it? Confidence Be pragmatic or not, just think of selling the base as a way to save face. They suspect that the little coin boy is taking a commission from the card pool. They suspect that the entries that can be published on the orbit line cannot be obtained unless praying in orbit. They can probably just touch them. That’s what it means.”

"Huh?" Li Cang's eyes lit up, "Is there any evidence for this?"

"Of course not. There are so many unstable factors that statistics are hard to come by." Zhao Yang said, "Do you have anything to do this afternoon? Can we two have a drink?"

This is shameless.

If you had the baby earlier, three generations would have been sent out immediately. Who knows, Timi and you are brothers.

"Where is the former residence? This code name is really well hidden. It's been more than two years, let alone the coordinates. Not even a photo has been circulated." Old Wang said: "It's mysterious, they just Didn’t you send anyone to the track?”

Zhao Yang said: "Yes, yes, like you, it is conservative to say it is intermittent. Some may not be able to send back a message for more than half a year. I thought about the prayer chat interface with you and it seems that I have not swallowed it. Information, I don’t know what it means, and you people on the track should know better than us about the casualty rate. One or two hundred baits can be dropped without even catching a single fish. There were related plans earlier. Later, I put it aside for a while, but I don’t know why I brought it up again recently, alas.”

Li Cang has also experienced this kind of situation. The situation with the red-haired girl after the Monroe bombing was quite similar. Not only was the communication interrupted, but the chat could be continued after several years, but the red-haired girl never had any problems. Reply to the message, obviously swallowed.

However, Li Cang didn't mention it much. Zhao Yang coughed lightly: "The base is planning to establish a joint commercial department. What do you think?"

Li Cang was so stunned by this old man that he was stunned. Old Wang Li Leisi also stared at Zhao Yang in surprise.

That's funny, what can I have in mind? We have never participated in base government affairs. It's quite intriguing that you suddenly ask this now.

Zhao Yang couldn't find the steps and continued to cough in embarrassment. He put his heart out and said directly: "I'm really not suitable for this job. Okay, I'll make it clear. In fact, I'm here to attract investment. After all, I'm here to attract investment." Son, Boss Bei means to let Jin Yujing go in and put her name forward. The base has already had this intention. I heard that you also want to invest some money to support the base! "

Li Cang's eyes widened even more: "You and I are leaving this job of donating officers. How long has it been since then that the base is still doing this thing of selling officers and getting titles?"

"Cough cough cough" Zhao Yang almost missed being hit by this unexpected knife on the aorta: "You kid!"

I'm just saying that if I don't take this job, Lao Bedeng will let me take it. Your base is shameless. I, Zhao Yang, Zhao are also shameless. Being pointed at the forehead and saying such heart-wrenching words, I have been born since I was born. I have never been so embarrassed in the three years since the end of the world, not in my life!

There was no need for Zhao Yang's innocent and pitiful look of help to drift over. Jin Yujing immediately poked Li Cang with her elbow. Li Cang was stunned for a moment, and then he came to his senses. He stood up straight and said reluctantly: "How much? "

Listen, is this human language?

Listening to the uncontrollable laughter of the subordinates who came with him, Brother Zhao Yang dug his toes into the ground, and a mouthful of old blood made Timi want to spray it directly on Li Cang's face!

I can't live my life

I'm a soldier and I'm not the shameless fool like Dai Lihong before. I provoked whomever, so why should I suffer this crime? Why?

Zhao Yang thought about Boss Bei's ferocious face, and then looked at Li Cang's sincere look, and felt that he might really only have this chance to bargain, so he stretched out five or four fingers tremblingly and sincerely.

"What? Four hundred million?!" Lao Wang slammed the cup on the table with a clang: "Old Silver Coin Timi has planned it, right? He wants it for the spare money in our pockets? The four hundred million is in Teacher Cang's hands. Mr. Li Cang, Timi, can knock down the base! Why don’t you guys deserve this? Why, is the base going to give us a tax package?”

Zhao Yang was so fucking stupid!

Jin Yujing looked at Lao Wang in astonishment, and the rest of them covered their faces.

"What's wrong? Did I say something wrong again?"

"without"

"Brother Zhao, please wait a moment while I handle some personal matters."

That's right.

How could Lao Wang be wrong?

After all, dead people cannot speak, so there are naturally no grammatical errors or expression errors.