The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Life is neither joyful nor death is painful. When Li Cang said this, he had actually thought about where to bury himself.

If you prepare for the worst in advance, no matter what the outcome is, you will be pleasantly surprised.

Li Leisi was stunned at first, with a playful expression on her face.

"Teacher Cang, you have done a good job in technical training. Now you can know the size at a glance?"

"You praise me, but it doesn't work. Why don't I suffer the loss and work harder, and conduct on-site exploration to improve the accuracy?"

"OK!"

"We've been playing with pee and mud since we were little. Don't have any negative feelings about it - wait a minute, what did you just say?"

"I said yes."

"(｀Д)!!"

Li Cang knows that there is a way to die without disease, so we'd better not embarrass the forensic doctor.

Li Cang was dragged into the underground shelter by Li Laixi in a daze. Li Cang was holding a tin bucket of honeycomb biscuits that looked like sliced ​​black ribs and ate them one bite at a time. The biscuits tasted very strange, with an inexplicable seafood flavor. , salty mouth.

The big iron door of the clothing room was not closed, and there was a constant rustling sound inside, which made people have the urge to find out.

Li Cang swallowed a big mouthful of dry biscuits, not tasting them at all.

He licked his lips and said weakly,

"Well, you try it first, and I'll leave first, hahaha."

Li Lai Si was wrapped in a large fox fur cloak with white fur and silver gray tips. She leaned against the door with her bare feet, smiling half-heartedly.

"Would you like to try moving?"

Li Cang froze immediately.

Damn, the look in this bitch’s eyes looks like she’s cut me into pieces several times!

She threw the colorful clothes in her arms on the ground.

"Is this the sexy swimsuit you picked for me?"

"What's wrong?"

"What age is it, leopard print? Teacher Cang, are you aging prematurely? Why are your aesthetics so distorted and so heavy on taste? And what's up with that big bow?"

"Hehehe" Li Cang's scalp was numb from being stared at by Li Laisi, "Don't you like it? There are many more in the cabinet behind the fourth shelf on the left. You can pick your own slowly. I'll go first -"

"Oh!"

Li Cang froze again.

"Hey, you have great potential."

"Clam?"

Li Cang squinted his eyes and observed carefully for a while, then said confidently,

"Yi Xia Qianjian, this can't be big."

She stuffed two small clothes into Li Cang's arms.

"You're a hammer! You know a hammer! Most of these clothes are based on Mao Mei's body shape. The cups are big enough and have long straps, and the cups with just the right straps are small. Take these two pieces and ask the little lady to help me change them! "

"Why does this seem to be my favorite one?" Li Cang picked up two small clothes with one finger, going from doubt to shock to ecstasy, "This is to let the brothers have fun first! I love it, I love it!"

Li Leisi was furious,

"You're so obscene, get out of here!"

It's night.

Li Cang and Lao Wang set up a bonfire in the "bathhouse" designated by Lao Wang, which is a miniature stone basin under the cedar tree between the two ponds.

There was a circle of trout skewered with branches around the fire, and cumin seeds and chili powder were sprinkled on it, and the atmosphere suddenly became lively.

The remaining Australian beef was thawed and fried on the rustling stone slab in the fire. It was also sprinkled with red chili powder, and the full meaty aroma seemed to condense into "A waste of natural resources" are a few big words.

Old Wang Li Cang was shirtless, with his beach shorts on, and each of them had a bottle of big green sticks, and Ge You was paralyzed.

"Hiccup, cool~"

Any time, a few sips of cold beer on a hot day is the ultimate pleasure.

What's more, in a doomsday world, this mentality is even more subtle.

Li Cang's drinking capacity was worse than his taste, and his neck was already turning red after just one bottle.

He looked at the small patch of water below that refracted the dancing bonfire into a starry river, and subconsciously touched the still jagged spine on his back. The itching mixed with the occasional slight sting finally made him feel better. a sense of real presence,

"call"

Take a deep breath.

Li Laixi and Tai Xiaoyi were on the other side dealing with a bunch of eels, yelling and screaming.

Li Cang said,

"How's it going over there, aunt?"

Lao Wang pursed his lips,

"The young lady said it was at the seventh base. Counting coins alone, it would take us more than ten years to navigate that stretch of road."

"No wonder Li Laixi didn't mention this matter. Your parents are both here and don't plan on it."

Lao Wang interrupted impatiently,

"It's all nonsense. They are not in my contact list at all. I haven't seen each other for seven or eight years. I have long forgotten what they look like."

Li Cang wanted to say something more, but Li Laixi and Tai Xiaoyi came over with a pot of eel.

Li Laisi stretched out her hand,

"Open a bottle of wine for me."

"Okay~"

Tai Xiaoyi pulled out a pile of charcoal embers, spread them on the ground, and raised his hand to pour the eels and loaches in the basin.

The eel has been slaughtered and its internal organs removed, but the loach is not.

Crackling~

Sparks were flying and smoke was rising.

Lao Wang was caught off guard and was burned by the splashing charcoal residue, making him howl like a ghost.

"Holy shit, I'm alive, shit, shit, what's going on!"

Tai Xiaoyi couldn't help but laugh out loud.

"Well, of course he's alive. Didn't you see that Teacher Cang and Lilith had already stayed away?"

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The loach jumped around for a while and then began to make a sizzling sound.

Tai Xiaoyi skillfully moved the loaches to the edge where the temperature was lower, and the large yellow eels were left in the center where the temperature was higher, and then they were carefully buried with charcoal slag.

From time to time, a thin stream of air spit out from the ashes, accompanied by the charred aroma of fish meat, which was very touching.

Li Cang asked,

"Miss, you are very skilled. What is this method?"

Tai Xiaoyi threw a few fresh green and red peppers into the charcoal slag,

"My hometown is in the mountains, and yellow eels and mountain crabs are very common. People in the mountains are not picky, and there is no fixed method. They just eat them casually. If you insist on naming it, it should be called roasted pepper eel?"

The properly roasted loaches and eels were torn and deboned one by one, and the roasted peppers were also peeled.

The three people said they were helping with their mouths, and they ate more of the torn fish meat directly than put it on the plate.

The meat of the roasted pepper eel and loach was placed in a basin, sprinkled with salt, sprinkled with some old vinegar, and mixed with two kinds of roasted pepper. There was no extra seasoning at all, but the taste was simply amazing, which directly triggered another round of scramble.

"It's so fragrant when roasted like this," Lao Wang hissed and inhaled, "I can eat ten kilograms by myself!"

Li Cang also saw this method for the first time. His mouth was full of black ash and he kept praising,

"Awesome, so awesome! I have to toast the young lady!"

"Yes, yes, yes."

"Cheers~"

There was no moon in the sky, the stars were dim, the lights on the whole island were turned off, and the bonfire seemed to be the only light source in the world.

The four people were smoked by the bonfire and soon they were covered in hot sweat.

Lao Wang and Li Cang each picked up a bottle of beer, looked at each other, and provoked each other,

"Do you want to do it?"

"Do it!"

They jumped up and sprinted, and two men flew out from the seven or eight meter high hillside.

Boom~

The huge sound waves and the splashes like a landslide and tsunami are definitely enough to be selected as the national treasure diving athletes of the Philippines.

1 minute later, the two of them emerged from the water, put the big green stick on their teeth, bit off the bottle cap and spit it out,

"Ton ton ton~"

The whole process was done in one go, fully explaining what tacit understanding is, and then the two looked at each other and laughed wildly - men's happiness is sometimes so simple!

Lao Wang posed in the water like a bodybuilder, waving to the shore,

"Miss~Come on, come quickly~It's comfortable without being too cold or too hot~"

Tai Xiaoyi blushed a little, and looked at Li Lasi for help.