The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

Two hours later, a large pot of ginger, honey, jujube and brown sugar water was simmering on the charcoal fire. Qiao Shasha held a porcelain bowl and drank slowly and carefully, smiling happily.

"Does it taste good? The craftsmanship that my mother has cooked for more than ten years is not just a boast!" Li Cang wiped his hands, "Then I turned off the fire. When you want to drink, just heat it up. , you can also add a little bird’s nest, white fungus and the like to increase the taste.”

"Hypocritical! You don't need to please me. You don't have to please me. I will still give you the sleep you deserve. Also, if you quarrel in the future, if she doesn't let you sleep, I will sleep with you too~"

"These little shoes are well worn!" Li Cang looked at her in surprise: "It's nothing like that. I just came to see you as I said. Seeing that you didn't reply, I thought something happened here. I'll see you later. In this case, hurry up and move on, the track is changing rapidly, don’t wait! I’ll sit with you for a while and I’ll leave. My mother is still on the island. It’s a rare chance for her to come over and play!”

Fu Jinxin couldn't tell whether it was loss or relief. Then, for one or two sudden moments, she felt angry and resentful. She wanted to ask why some people didn't even smell the meat next to their mouths. They didn't like it. Or am I not pretty enough?

Qiao Shasha pursed her lips and smiled, glancing at Fu Jinxin: "Then stay with me for a while and let's talk. Pass me the bottle of red wine. They all say that drinking a little red wine during menstruation is good for people~"

"Is this happening?"

"Anyway, I feel quite comfortable and relaxed after drinking it." Qiao Shasha poured the red wine into the cup and took a sip. She lay on Li Cang's lap and let him hold the wine. "My eldest nephew did well today. Tell me, next time Whatever you wish for, my little aunt will fulfill it!”

Li Cang thought seriously: "What do you think of He Guangzhe?"

"I'll use my eyes to see what I think!" The little aunt was so angry that she would explode at any point, "Let her pretend to be you, huh, men don't have any good things, I know the kind of cow you like best! "

Li Cang told the truth: "She can't do it. He Guangzhe's clothes are not worthy of her."

Little aunt: "???"

Fu Jinxin: "???"

You were gentle and considerate just now, but it ended so quickly. Why is it so hardened? Men are indeed fickle.

The little aunt twisted Li Cang's thigh tightly for a long time, then she was very reluctant and couldn't help asking: "Is it really that big? Then can she still walk? Can't she fall flat on the ground? Damn it. , How can anyone look like that? It has already affected the balance of the body!"

Li Cang was very surprised: "But the person who holds the light is not that big!"

"What do you mean? What do you mean! Why are you and I putting aside this cognitive bias?"

Fu Jinxin weakly added: "He Guangzhe, she is indeed not that big. At least, her breasts are not the most important thing. She has the best ass in the spiritual cage..."

Fu Jinxinsha, who had stabbed his heart out with a knife, went crazy.

The little aunt was furious.

uh-huh.

This is an honest kid who deserves to be bullied.

Qiao Shasha gasped after blowing the two of them. After looking at the picture of the bearer that Fu Jinxin finally found and saved, she continued to stare at Fu Jinxin with her eyes: "Then give it a pout and let your brother-in-law see if it passes the mark." , I can’t do it anymore, I have nothing special about my body except my waist, but I can’t afford such sexy clothes!”

"Sister~"

Fu Jin's heart was bleeding.

The topic somehow came up with the wedding that caused a sensation in the Sky Island Age at the 3/7 base: "Hey, that friend of yours really married two people. If you ask me, I'm still related to you, otherwise with the conservative rules of the Chinese base Will the law allow this to happen?”

Li Cang didn't realize the seriousness of the problem yet, and analyzed the market honestly: "It doesn't count. It's about making money. It's not shabby. The base is still profit-oriented at this stage. In fact, the control in many aspects is not that strict. , I don’t support or oppose, if you highlight someone you can afford to support, pay taxes, and dare to marry, then I agree. To a certain extent, it can be regarded as a means to increase tax revenue and solve people’s livelihood problems. After all, you can really afford to marry and support someone. , not most people. As for other issues, such as strong alliances and intermarriage——"

"What about me?"

"Cough cough cough cough cough."

"Bang!" Qiao Shasha rolled her eyes, "Look, I'm scaring you. You said you were killing people and stealing goods on the railway line without any loss of life or injury. You are also a well-known plague god and street cleansing tiger. How come you haven't even cultivated this Qi-nurturing skill? When you come out, you're still the same as when I saw you two years ago, like a child, be more mature!"

"This is called never forgetting your original intention!"

"You call this mental illness!"

"Hey, you reminded me that my psychiatrist seems to be a perfect candidate to play the role of the Light Bearer!"

"You dare? I don't agree!"

Li Cang looked at her in shock. This was very strange. She recognized Da Leizi, and she had seen Suo Zhihui in a friendly manner. How could a pear explode after just one mouthful? It was hard to understand.

As a result, the little aunt said lightly: "First come, first served! You caused the trouble, you have to solve our Jinxin's problem first. I regard Jinxin as my sister. Didn't you find that she even looks like me?" , Unless you don't come here in the future, this little girl has no intention of pretending to be someone else. She and you and I have a life-long friendship, so we can bear to watch her die alone? "

"No, can you please stop asking such explicit questions in front of others?"

What Li Cang avoids is not the problem itself, but the people. How could he, a famous and decisive killer in the Sky Island Era, take the initiative to avoid an unresolved problem? The main reason is that he feels that discussing this kind of plot in person is unfair to the parties involved. A disrespectful and impolite look.

"Huh?" The little aunt raised her eyebrows, "She tidied the bed after you left last time. She had been sleeping with me before you came, and she also slept with me after you left. She didn't dislike the bed you slept on at all. What about Kazuto, are you asking people to avoid you now?”

Li Cang looked at the little aunt speechlessly: "Let's discuss it again! Let's discuss it again! I said, little auntie, are you a bit prone to menopause recently? This comes up one after another."

"You're just in f*cking menopause! I'm only thirty years old and I'm going to be your grandma!" The little aunt was almost roaring, "Let's talk about your age again! I don't know you yet! When you come back next time, you dare to tell me It’s too familiar to eat!”

Li Cang was overjoyed, and said with rare sincerity: "Don't be excited, look at what you are doing, I think you just have too much sense of crisis, it's okay, be good, I actually like to be a little older."

"Isn't that right? That guy surnamed Jin is not a good cookie. He is ten years older than me, right?" The little aunt said something like an antelope hanging horns: "I was lucky enough to take a look at the parent-child interaction video between you and Instructor Rao, tsk. You, you, 咦 森 森 ， ， ， ， ， ， ， ， ， ， ， ，. "

Li Cang narrowed his eyes dangerously: "Comrade Xiao Fu, please go out and close the door. Thank you!"

"OK!"

"You dare?"

Fu Jinxin ran faster than a rabbit.

At about twelve o'clock in the evening, Li Cang left.

The little aunt pouted her slender waist in despair and buried her face in the pillow: "Pour me a glass of water~"

"Oh~" Fu Jinxin poured a glass of water honestly and frowned with delicate eyebrows, "Sister Shasha, why are you forcing him? I think it's good like this now, and I don't have it." There’s no need to go any further for that kind of need, it’s already very satisfying mentally!”

Qiao Shasha turned over, gargled her mouth, rubbed her knees and said, "Young girl knows a lot about hammers. I won't obey you until he touches you and you say something like this again!"

"What's the meaning?"

"You've never been in love before. When you hold hands, you want to kiss them. When you kiss them, you want to touch them. When you touch them, you feel like, hmm~"

"Sister Shasha, are you sure you are talking about a woman?"

"I'm pretty sure that psychologically women are always more anxious than men!"

"Sister Sasha," Fu Jinxin took a step back cautiously, "Sister Sasha, I think you are looking at people through colored glasses. I have reason to think that you are talking about yourself. After all, you are old, and you are like a wolf and a tiger. It’s excusable, you don’t need to excuse yourself, you don’t even need to feel ashamed, I understand, I understand!”

"You little bitch, you little slut, I will kill you right now!!"

Fu Jinxin blinked her big eyes: "Sister Shasha, how on earth did you do it? It took several hours and you didn't even eat. You know you are usually too lazy to hold up the oil bottle when it arrives."

"If you accept me as your sister, you've got it. Let me tell you, there are still many good things for you in the future. How can others have this opportunity to inspect the goods first and then decide? Come here, come here. Don't think that I don't know that you listen to the things in the corner." , you are a habitual offender!”

Fu Jin was stunned for half a second before he understood the meaning of what this tough crazy woman said. It was too late to run away, but Qiao Shasha slapped her down and pinned her down, letting out a manic laugh like a bitch.

"You're perverted! You're crazy! If you stay in this world, you'll only make rice more expensive!"

Qiao Shasha got up from Fu Jinxin with satisfaction, pinched her small face as big as a palm, like a successful evil thief: "Little girl, you know too much. If you don't surrender, there is only death. My sister can't be around you no matter what." I’ll let you go. You probably know the entries and key rules of Ti Li’s composition. Will you blame me?”

Fu Jinxin was stunned for a moment and covered her face: "No! I. I may actually like my brother-in-law a little bit. When you told me and my brother-in-law just now, I even felt a little secretly happy in my heart."

"Aha! Little Lang Hoo! You are finally willing to tell the truth! I know it! I have a sharp eye for seeing people and never make any trouble. I pretend to be serious, but behind my back you little Lang Hoo looks at your brother-in-law with eyes that are almost crazy. Yes, hahaha!”

"???"

Fu Jinxin felt that she had been greatly hurt, and for a moment she asked unwillingly: "Really?"

"I lied to you! My whole heart is tied to that little bastard, how could I care to look at you at that time? You are not so naive that you really think that beauty is universal for both men and women, and it is absolutely cross-gender, right?"

"!!!"

Fu Jinxin almost vomited blood. Wasn't this crazy woman too vindictive? Didn't she accidentally stab her just now? Was she going to stab me into a honeycomb or something?

But Fu Jinxin was too lazy to argue and cried to herself: "Sister Shasha, my brother-in-law is actually very kind to you. As soon as he couldn't be contacted, he came right away!"

"I'm afraid that he won't come, but I'm also afraid that he'll mess around~" Qiao Shasha hugged her legs and said, "Every time my relatives come, I'm afraid. I'm afraid that he will come to me at this time and be disappointed, and then. But it's fine. In the end At least I can be sure that he didn’t come to my place just because of that. The little bastard did well, let’s give him more drama next time!”

"Sister Shasha, as a Jimei who has been with you through thick and thin for three years, I find it puzzling that you still feel so unsure of yourself?"

Qiao Shasha glanced at him: "He is 20 and I am 30. He... Forget about age, it's okay. Maybe it's an advantage. Just tell me, little girl, how many people can be confident in front of a guy like him? Rao Qifang?"

Fu Jinxin nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, squinting at the ceiling: "Yes, yes, I never dared to look my brother-in-law in the eye. Before the disaster, those people just had a few lousy dollars in their pockets, but they acted like they were superior to others, as if they were written on their faces. What's more, it's my brother-in-law. Well, my brother-in-law doesn't need it. His aura is as oppressive as the palace of Hades, and his eyes are like the abyss! "

"Actually, there is an advantage. He is nostalgic."

"So you are an old person, sister Shasha, then you have to be careful that the new generation will replace the old one!"

Qiao Shasha patted her belly and said, "Be confident. I am like new every day. I don't need to be old!"

"Hey~ I am still a child~ I can't stand such words~"

"It's indeed 'small'." Qiao Shasha Piao rolled his eyes and said, "The two of you just can't make a pair of A. It's embarrassing to be in the same boat. It's good to be young. If it were me, I would be too embarrassed to tell anyone about this."

"Ahhh Qiao Shasha, you damned thing, I was infected by you. I was about to have a second growth spurt, but you and the Sky Island era came. I was starving for several months. I finally got a better living condition and had to eat rabbits for one meal and rabbits for the next. I'm going to be ate like a rabbit!"

"Geese, geese, geese! Just you? You have a second growth spurt? It's so funny! I'm telling you. Little sister, if you are not born with something, you will never have it. This kind of attribute is engraved in your DNA. Unless there is a gene mutation or an A-grade product is replaced with an A-grade product, you can only think about it~"

"That's you!" Fu Jinxin was very dissatisfied and said viciously: "This is a tradition in our family! People in our family generally develop late! You wait, sister Shasha, when you can't find a corner to hug yourself and cry, you can ask me for help, I have a great place!"

"Come and die! I am very sure that you, a dead girl, will not live to see that day!"