The mother planet secretly transformed without telling us

The extremely cold weather of minus 40 to 50 degrees outside will still affect the shelter located inside the sky island. Although this temperature cannot cause any physical burden on a well-known rail line drunken gang, even Lu Xun and others I have said that it tastes delicious, but my sister-in-law is better off sitting upside down. This shows that it is still necessary to maintain appropriate comfort, so not only the heating system is turned on in the shelter, but also the fireplace is used, and the blazing fire is swaying warmly. , the dim light does not take care of every corner of the hall, but it just provides a satisfying sleepiness.

The sofa is very large, with Li Cang's favorite velvet, goose down, wild duck hair cushions and cushions on it. It is filled with Li Lace's favorite duvets, bear skin, tiger skin, moose and reindeer skin bedding. From under the quilt, Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen were squatting in front of the sofa, leaning on their chins. Their two pairs of eyes and four eyeballs were full of pleasure: "The guy who can snore like this is probably not dead. You even cover yourself when you sleep, how dare Teacher Cang say that you are not afraid of society?”

"It's not that you are too noisy. He is very tired. He has never snored before."

"Let me go, Hui Hui, you actually know whether Teacher Cang snored before. You must have fished in troubled waters, right?"

Suo Zhihui glared at her: "It's been four hours. He will definitely need to eat after he wakes up for a while. I'll get some food for him."

"Hmm, little miss, I've defrosted a whole fan of tomahawk steak. It's super big. Don't worry and go on with your performance. I, Comrade Qin Zhenzhen, will take care of Teacher Cang!"

After Suo Zhihui left, Qin Zhenzhen blinked her eyes furtively for a while, flashing something that repeatedly jumped between skin and death: "It looks so fragile, it can be covered to death with a pillow." It looks like I won’t have to pay back the money by then. Well, I’ll tell you to default on your salary, tell you not to give me monthly payment, and ask you to ask me to write an IOU.”

Every time she muttered something, she piled a quilt or a pillow on her head until it was more than one meter high. She was still folding it, so much so that her breathing could hardly be seen. Suddenly, there was a burst of sound from under the quilt. Unconsciously humming, the reckless and cowardly Comrade Jar-mouth Ping was suddenly frightened out of his wits. He quickly reached out to pick up the messy quilts and pillows, staggered, and thumped.

"It's over, it's over."

Then she saw the quilt underneath was bulging, and half of Li Cang's body stood straight up.

"Oh my god." Qin Zhenzhen, who was filled with ghosts, was cursing why Teacher Cang's long legs were suddenly so short. She didn't dare to move her body and kept a half-lying posture. She reached out and patted her like a cat. She tried to continue hypnosis through comfort to cover up her attempted murder and silence, and also sang a lullaby, "Sleep well, baby, sleep well."

Snap, the quilt covering him fell off.

An expressionless face, with blurry eyes that were confused and lifeless.

Their eyes met, motionless, and an embarrassment gradually filled the air.

How.

How could it be the head? How could it be the head?

If this is the head, then it’s impossible for me to cover it up.

He, he, so when did he turn around? This makes me look stupid.

Li Cang's eyes twitched, he stretched out his hand and turned over. Before Qin Zhenzhen could realize what was going on, she was grabbed by the neck and turned around in the air to the back of the sofa, facing up to the sky. Li Cang was lying next to him, leaning on his side. Face, an arm pressed on her neck, and the hot breath hit her neck, making it numb.

In an instant, Qin Zhenzhen's eyes turned completely blank.

He didn't dare to move, his breathing was rising and falling as if there were many rabbits and deer in his chest, bumping up and down.

"Eh? Eh? You're not even awake yet?"

"Emmmm, now if I slap him and call him a gangster, will the matter be settled? Can I get my IOU back?"

"Damn it, my aunt is so beautiful, she can still fall asleep after looking at her. How can you sleep at your age?"

"Surprisingly, I'm lying on my stomach. I can't see anything. Have you considered Teacher Xiaocang's feelings when you sleep like this? You have no sense of responsibility at all. I don't even dare to sleep on my stomach!"

There was quite a movement when Qin Zhenzhen was coaxed into the sofa. With a bang, Suo Zhihui quickly ran out with a tomahawk steak in hand and a frying pan in hand: "Li Cang, are you awake?"

"I'm not awake." Qin Zhenzhen felt that the piece of steak would be cooked quickly when she put it on her face, so she slowly, slowly, once again, once again pulled up the quilt. Covering his face, he said nonsensically what was in his heart: "Kneel down, I'm going to take off my clothes."

Suo Zhihui almost cried because of her stupidity. Emmm, she almost laughed out loud: "Uh-huh, uh-huh, Ping Fei Jin An, Ping Fei, you continue to frantically test the edge of having a child, I will resign now~"

As a result, Qin Zhenzhen received a version of small fist-pumping and encouragement with a tomahawk steak and a frying pan, which was quite dynamic and powerful.

Qin Zhenzhen: "."

I opened my mouth to explain that this was just a wonderful misunderstanding, but found that my mouth had been sealed by the quilt, so I had to reach out from the quilt and touch it with both hands. When I found a pillow, I continued to cover my face, as if setting a monument for myself. .

When Li Cang woke up, he was covered in sweat. His first words were: "Good guy, you scared me. I thought my brother had given birth to a baby when he woke up!"

Qin Zhenzhen stared at him dumbfounded: "You, you, you!"

Where is the child?

And you almost crushed your little aunt to pieces just now, and you can’t even feel it!

"Hey, I slept so comfortably!" Li Cang stretched out his hand to straighten the folds of Qin Zhenzhen's clothes, pulled her fat baby face to both sides, and patted her head, "Why are we crowded together when it's so hot? The huge sofa can't accommodate it. You?"

"You scumbag! Shameless! You were the one who dragged me up!" Qin Zhenzhen said with innocence written all over her face and began to make up stories, "You forced me when someone said I didn't want you, and then you wanted to take off their clothes. Look at you. Look, the buttons of the little Doudou are broken, and the neck is all red from your grip. You are so strong and you don’t know how to be gentle. You will only take advantage of others, pervert!”

Innocent and vivid.

So Li Cang, who was overworking his brain and just woke up, really started to doubt his life. He was thinking about other things and started to pinch people's necks. Is it because of Daleizi's violent meme infection or Suo Zhihua? It has subtly brainwashed me. I definitely didn’t have this habit before!

Li Cang thought for a moment, shook his head and said boldly: "Then you are making a lot of money. I heard from Lao Wang that people who grow up like me have to pay more for clockwork. How about this, kid? I won't accept tips. It’s yours. Thank you for your patronage. I’ll give you two hundred for the massage. Welcome to visit next time.”

"Shameless! You want to charge for such useless technology. Do you want to complain about bad reviews?" Qin Zhenzhen was stunned for a moment, and then seamlessly transitioned into the showman mode of baring her teeth and claws for a second, "You are the manager who likes the guy who is useless. I want to see your manager!”

"The manager beat up a customer who gave a bad review outside, so she complained, right? You register a number first, and she will come to see you later. The registration fee will be discounted by two yuan!"

Qin Zhenzhen had never been so speechless in her life, and pounced directly on her: "You have taken advantage of me, and you still refuse to forgive me. You really have to eat it up, right? Ah, ah, you will die for my aunt." Come on~"

"You're awake!" Suo Zhihui held two pans in his hands, "Huh? Are you hugging me now?"

Li Cang placed Qin Zhenzhen flatly on the coffee table like a lucky cat, and smoothed her hair: "It smells good. Are you the one who made it?"

Suo Zhi Hui hummed, a little happy: "You haven't woken up from the pan-fried pork chop taught by the little lady. You have been simmering it next to the fireplace for a while. I wonder if it is overcooked. Can you try it?"

There is a row of more than ten or twenty pans in the fire of the fireplace, all of which are placed on another pan, such as musk beef steak, reindeer steak, exotic antelope meat, and tomahawk steak sealed in tinfoil. It is neatly arranged and quite spectacular. In short, it is difficult to imagine that this is just food for one person. The digestion ability and energy conversion rate of the subordinate are terrifying.

With the efforts of two people, the sliced ​​meat in Li Cang's bowl was piled up like a hill: "More rice, you are all watching what I am doing, hey, hey, hey, that's too much, your eyes are too kind!"

Qin Zhenzhen giggled: "No wonder the little lady likes to cook so much. She suddenly feels a sense of accomplishment when she looks like this. It's super fun!"

"Didn't Little Russo do it?"

"But I washed the rosemary and peeled the garlic!" Qin Zhenzhen said very confidently. When she pouted her lips, I felt cold, "Surface, Teacher Cang, you are already a mature capitalist. You have to learn to be thorough. Look beyond the symptoms to see the essence, don’t just pay attention to superficial articles!”

Li Cang raised his thumbs: "Comrade Zhen Zhen's lesson is right. I am drifting. In the future, I will pay attention to deepening business perception and sensitivity, grasping the gripper of profit grabbing, and the needs of granular contacts and powder, and pulling through and aligning." Break through people's minds and speculate on customers' money, create an ecological closed loop among subordinates, and realize value coupling on the track! "

Suo Zhihui and Qin Zhenzhen immediately settled in Bengbu, like two single-cylinder diesel engines on their first day on the job. Qin Zhenzhen asked in her soul, "Teacher Cang, has he been like this before?"

Suo Zhihui's response process was extremely slow, and it took her a long time to hold back one sentence: "Lao Wang once told me that no matter how good-looking a man is, he is just a fool at heart. The tears you shed when you chase Teacher Cang are all the water in your brain. I Now I finally believe it!”

Li Cang: "Oh, then why is it only half?"

"Because he also said later: A good man is either the old man next door to someone else's house, or he can only be successful and mature in the foot-washing city, and what can a pretty boy with a thin face like a chicken have to say? Li Cang and Wu Yisong are not even as good as me when they are tied together. Sooner or later, you blind little Xiba will be unable to find a tune even if you cry - "

It can be said that I have learned very much the same. His demeanor, tone, and movements are at least two parts of Lao Wang’s essence, which is very contagious.

Talking and laughing, at least ten or twenty kilograms of meat went into Li Cang's belly without even the slightest hint of bulge. Qin Zhenzhen squinted and touched Li Cang's belly: "Wow, what a great belly." .Ah, no. Are you a loser? There is a black hole in your stomach? "

"If you touch it any more, you will be charged!" Li Cang said expressionlessly, "Comrade, little follower, is the breadth of your work content too overwhelming?"

"Everywhere, everything is the standard tacitly approved by the base, and it's all within one's own business. I'm just an innocent, weak, but pitiful and loyal little pup. What bad intentions can I have?"

"excellent!"

"It's ridiculous, can you please return the IOU?"

"Dream, business is business, you signed the letter and pledged it. It is natural to pay back debts. If you say a few nice words, it will be useful. Why do you need the police?"

"Lepi Pei!"

Seeing Li Cang starting to put on his equipment, get medicine supplies, and sort out his belongings, Suo Zhihui reluctantly said, "Are you going out now? Don't you want to rest for a while?"

"If Dareizi doesn't leave, that bitch will easily come in and kill all three of us! Her hunger tolerance is not as good as that of Lao Wang. I'll go and change her back, and you two can get some food. The next ones are Lao Wang and Little Miss, you don’t need to worry about them.”

"Oh" Suo Zhihui's eyes were watery, he blinked, then blinked again, and murmured softly with the smell of tea in his mouth, "But you haven't hugged me since you came back."

Qin Zhenzhen: "Oh, I will cover it myself, I won't look, I will watch the wind!"

Li Cang neatly picked up Suo Zhihui and spun her around a few times, weighing her hand and saying, "Why have you lost weight? At least two kilograms."

"Goose goose, hold me for a little while longer, just a little while."

"One more moment"

"Um"

Li Cang took a step back and said, "Damn it, it's almost done. You're fooling the devil by going to the grave to burn newspapers. If you hold him any longer, it will be dawn!"

"How about ten minutes? Ten minutes is enough."

"I advise you to be kind. Can you explain to me what ten minutes is enough?"

Suo Zhihui said weakly: "You are not enough, it's me, it's me, it's me."

"Pa~"

"Hmm~"

"Let's go!"

"oh"

After Li Cang left, Qin Zhenzhen immediately changed her appearance. She hunched her waist in an inconspicuous manner, folded her arms inward, and shook with anger and shame: "It hurts so much, it must be swollen, Hui Hui, what are you doing?" To fall in love with such a violent guy, you are all so weird if you are not a pervert."

Suo Zhihui rubbed the spanked little buttocks: "I saw that you were lying on the sofa quite honestly just now. He didn't tie you up, so why didn't you run away?"

"But I have no strength!" Qin Zhenzhen rubbed her slender and white neck, her mouth as hard as the glass of a tempered jar, "Well, it's so hot, so hot, and my body is sticky with sweat. Don't grab me. Big bathroom, I want to take a bath!”

Suo Zhihui opened her long legs and moved as vigorously as a cheetah: "I'll use it first!"

"Ah ah ah, how could you do this? You are about to go out. Hey, hey, what are you doing? What are you doing with the bath towel? We southerners don't have this special hobby at all. I don't want to take a bath. I don't. You Don't come over, please, please spare me, it's not okay for me to go to the other bathroom, I, I, I'm going to the smaller one."

First there was a scramble, then a scream, and then a hand stretched out to pull Qin Zhenzhen back, who was pressed against the frosted glass, as lightly as if she was tearing away a piece of paper.

The door is open, the door is closed, the door is locked.

"Oh, Princess Ping, something is wrong with you. I haven't showered yet. What's going on?"

"I told you that I was sweating."

"oh?"

"What are you doing, what are you doing, you, you, come on, then let's hurt each other. If you have the ability to pull off other people's clothes, don't hide if you have the ability!"

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